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Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.

 
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Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
In the event of a global food crisis, it is vital to be prepared. The key to preparedness is storing food that is easy to get a hold of, will last for several years or even decades, and is somewhat nutrient-dense. While it is always important to purchase high quality organic foods, in the event of a food crisis it is often essential to exercise your survival skills, which may mean it is hard to come across optimal food sources.

1. Be prepared with rice
When storing food for a global food crisis, rice is perfect as it adheres to the essential principals of food storage. White, jasmine, wild, arborio, and basmati rice all have an almost indefinite shelf life. Rice is considered by many to be the ultimate survivalist food to stockpile in order to be prepared for a food crisis. Brown rice, while a healthier alternative to white, has a shorter lifespan. Due to the higher oil content of the food, it will go bad faster.

2. Survive the food crisis with distilled white vinegar
White vinegar is a popular choice for salad dressings and marinades. With a long shelf life that makes it a perfect for food preparedness, distilled white vinegar will maintain its quality and taste for about as the entirety of its lifespan. Be prepared with distilled white vinegar.

3. Enhance your survival skills with sea salt
Sea salt is the ‘real’ form of traditional table salt, sodium chloride. It is the ideal choice over its unhealthy counterpart, but in the event of a food crisis sodium chloride can also do the job. It is better to be prepared with sodium chloride than to not have anything at all. Salt is a powerful flavor enhancer that will never go bad. It can also be used to cure meats, which is a great way to maintain the integrity of stored meats.

4. Honey
Honey has such a long shelf life that it has even been recovered from Egyptian tombs. While it can change color and crystallize over time, its edibility does not change. You can even restore crystallized honey by adding warm water and stirring. In its raw form, honey is also full of enzymes and essential nutrients.

5. Cornstarch, the everlasting food ingredient for a food crisis
Cornstarch is a food substance that has a variety of uses. Helpful in thickening gravies, sauces, or soups, cornstarch is a food crisis necessity that will help you be prepared. It is important to note that while all of these ingredients will have an increased lifespan when kept in a cool, dry space, cornstarch will particularly be affected.

6. Pure vanilla extract
Pure vanilla extract, different from its imitation counterpart vanilla extract, will last forever. The extra cost over its imitation is only minor compared to the elongated shelf life of pure vanilla extract.

Honing your survival skills will help you to be prepared if a food crisis is to ever strike the nation, or even the globe. Stocking up on these key foods will ensure that you and your family will not go hungry if such an event is to unfold. Even more impressive is the fact that these ingredients can be easily purchased at local grocery stores, making them convenient yet potent.

Storing food for a global food crisis may not be the first thing on your mind right now, but it is certainly great to know in the case of any food crisis. Although survival skills are not nearly as necessary in today’s society due to great advancements, having them could one day positively effect your life greatly.
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
Great info OP. Thanks!
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
wtf? are we baking cookies during armageddon?
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wtf? are we baking cookies during armageddon?
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lolhf
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wtf? are we baking cookies during armageddon?
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right???

this looks like the worst food list EVOR.

sure am starving for some vanilla extract.

OPtard.
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wtf? are we baking cookies during armageddon?
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right???

this looks like the worst food list EVOR.

sure am starving for some vanilla extract.

OPtard.
 Quoting: SiNDADDY™


I guess you´re too optimsitic.
It looks like OP awaits Armageddon that lasts at least six years.

Ever tried Armageddon Cornies?
It´s popped rice with vanille extract.
I mean even in horrortimes, we need some fun, don´t we?
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
In the event of a global food crisis, it is vital to be prepared. The key to preparedness is storing food that is easy to get a hold of, will last for several years or even decades, and is somewhat nutrient-dense. While it is always important to purchase high quality organic foods, in the event of a food crisis it is often essential to exercise your survival skills, which may mean it is hard to come across optimal food sources.

1. Be prepared with rice
When storing food for a global food crisis, rice is perfect as it adheres to the essential principals of food storage. White, jasmine, wild, arborio, and basmati rice all have an almost indefinite shelf life. Rice is considered by many to be the ultimate survivalist food to stockpile in order to be prepared for a food crisis. Brown rice, while a healthier alternative to white, has a shorter lifespan. Due to the higher oil content of the food, it will go bad faster.

2. Survive the food crisis with distilled white vinegar
White vinegar is a popular choice for salad dressings and marinades. With a long shelf life that makes it a perfect for food preparedness, distilled white vinegar will maintain its quality and taste for about as the entirety of its lifespan. Be prepared with distilled white vinegar.

3. Enhance your survival skills with sea salt
Sea salt is the ‘real’ form of traditional table salt, sodium chloride. It is the ideal choice over its unhealthy counterpart, but in the event of a food crisis sodium chloride can also do the job. It is better to be prepared with sodium chloride than to not have anything at all. Salt is a powerful flavor enhancer that will never go bad. It can also be used to cure meats, which is a great way to maintain the integrity of stored meats.

4. Honey
Honey has such a long shelf life that it has even been recovered from Egyptian tombs. While it can change color and crystallize over time, its edibility does not change. You can even restore crystallized honey by adding warm water and stirring. In its raw form, honey is also full of enzymes and essential nutrients.

5. Cornstarch, the everlasting food ingredient for a food crisis
Cornstarch is a food substance that has a variety of uses. Helpful in thickening gravies, sauces, or soups, cornstarch is a food crisis necessity that will help you be prepared. It is important to note that while all of these ingredients will have an increased lifespan when kept in a cool, dry space, cornstarch will particularly be affected.

6. Pure vanilla extract
Pure vanilla extract, different from its imitation counterpart vanilla extract, will last forever. The extra cost over its imitation is only minor compared to the elongated shelf life of pure vanilla extract.

Honing your survival skills will help you to be prepared if a food crisis is to ever strike the nation, or even the globe. Stocking up on these key foods will ensure that you and your family will not go hungry if such an event is to unfold. Even more impressive is the fact that these ingredients can be easily purchased at local grocery stores, making them convenient yet potent.

Storing food for a global food crisis may not be the first thing on your mind right now, but it is certainly great to know in the case of any food crisis. Although survival skills are not nearly as necessary in today’s society due to great advancements, having them could one day positively effect your life greatly.
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I have 2800 servings of white rice on hand :)

Also Rice and Corn are the only two grains that are gluten free.
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
Yep, prepare for the apocalypse with cornstarch.
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
well, i know 2 that you should store.

a case of scotch
and a pound of marijuana
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
Stupid thread, One star.
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
Vanilla essence - great thing to have in the medicine cupboard.

It gets rid of swelling and bruises in a jiffy. Used to put it on my children's bumps and bruises when they started walking. It really is a miracle cure, I even put it on when I bump myself against a chair or something.

And it smells great, too!
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
Stupid thread, One star.
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You don't gettit asshat...these are foods that can sustain your offspring for generations.

Not for tittilating your tastebuds!

putin
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
The key to preparedness is storing food that is easy to get a hold of, will last for several years or even decades, and is somewhat nutrient-dense.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
Stupid thread, One star.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2960378


You don't gettit asshat...these are foods that can sustain your offspring for generations.

Not for tittilating your tastebuds!

putin
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lmao Yeah, I love my vanilla and cornstarch! It keeps me alive. lmao
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
SALT is a good one. i could be the salt queen in the post apocalypse world.
buy up a shitload of salt. even rock salt is edible if you grind it down. people will always want salt and if there were no more supermarkets...
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Re: Prepare yourselves-6 foods to store forever.
you're going to stock pile enough of these to last gernertions? How much money and space are you allocating?

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