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2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/10/2011 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Princess Diana was a believer in colonics. I lost 20 lbs doing coffee enemas at home, and my energy level was the highest it has been in years. Also have been to a colonic clinic as well. Definitely something to this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2966539 Anyone who is diseased should follow this method of treatment as a venue of recovery. isn't is fantastic!!! SUPER POST!!! takes one to know one |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/10/2011 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and p.s. Quoting: 2013 if you ever notice how some people just reek, sorry fat people but you do! when they sweat you are smelling that foul rotting shit that is not moving out of their colon...it is putrid and rank! I"m a larger sized woman, and I do not smell at all. Not all larger sized people are dirty OP. Please don't stereotype. you know you are so right and i do apologize!!! i typed before i thought, but that is not what i was thinking, the way it came out. i am going to compare it to saying that skinny people have bad breath...just an analogy here, i am saying that so it sounds like "ALL" skinny people have bad breath when it is not what i mean. i think i corrected it a bit later when i said you do not have to be fat to stink from the inside...i don't mind using the word fat, personally, so no offense there please. when i want to lose 10 pounds i call myself fat...so anyway, very obese people, that eat more than they shit can reek, it is in their sweat and if you have never smelled this, well lucky you. i appreciate that you are clean :) takes one to know one |
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2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/10/2011 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on! Quoting: 2013 A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body. Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it! Yeah, except .... after doing that I won't want to live. please elaborate for us! takes one to know one |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1098392 United States 10/10/2011 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on! Quoting: 2013 A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body. Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it! Ohhh - I thought this was a sneaky gay thread |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3035674 United Kingdom 10/10/2011 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Princess Diana was a believer in colonics. I lost 20 lbs doing coffee enemas at home, and my energy level was the highest it has been in years. Also have been to a colonic clinic as well. Definitely something to this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2966539 Anyone who is diseased should follow this method of treatment as a venue of recovery. isn't is fantastic!!! SUPER POST!!! Unless you have Ulcerative colitis. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1106916 United States 10/10/2011 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and p.s. Quoting: 2013 if you ever notice how some people just reek, sorry fat people but you do! when they sweat you are smelling that foul rotting shit that is not moving out of their colon...it is putrid and rank! I"m a larger sized woman, and I do not smell at all. Not all larger sized people are dirty OP. Please don't stereotype. you know you are so right and i do apologize!!! i typed before i thought, but that is not what i was thinking, the way it came out. i am going to compare it to saying that skinny people have bad breath...just an analogy here, i am saying that so it sounds like "ALL" skinny people have bad breath when it is not what i mean. i think i corrected it a bit later when i said you do not have to be fat to stink from the inside...i don't mind using the word fat, personally, so no offense there please. when i want to lose 10 pounds i call myself fat...so anyway, very obese people, that eat more than they shit can reek, it is in their sweat and if you have never smelled this, well lucky you. i appreciate that you are clean :) |
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DebbiesPooh User ID: 1790135 United States 10/10/2011 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on! Quoting: 2013 A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body. Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it! 5 stars and a suggestion pin |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1106916 United States 10/10/2011 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My father went on a macrobiotic diet 30 years ago when he had lymphoma. It was a very rigid and extreme diet of only a vew veggies and grains, all organic cooked in glass pots. He actually shed a layer of skin. When he would wake up there would be sheets of skin in the bed that came off him overnight. It was strange! He also had no body odor of any kind whatsoever. Didn't need to use deodorant even in the summer while sweating. |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/10/2011 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Eating foods high in fiber will help to keep the colon clean, and drink lots of water. Dehydration will cause a person to become constipated. Quoting: Lisa*Lisa My father went on a macrobiotic diet 30 years ago when he had lymphoma. It was a very rigid and extreme diet of only a vew veggies and grains, all organic cooked in glass pots. He actually shed a layer of skin. When he would wake up there would be sheets of skin in the bed that came off him overnight. It was strange! He also had no body odor of any kind whatsoever. Didn't need to use deodorant even in the summer while sweating. i hear ya! this entire problem is actually very much related to what we eat! but c'mon, Lisa, your father was a saint! it is hard not to eat all of the very tempting things available at your fingertips in every store on every street, at least in many places i have lived. if we all ate like that i would not have even needed to start this thread...lol takes one to know one |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/10/2011 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly. honestly i knew this person was being a smart ass when they said coffee and milk, i have never heard of that so i ignored and commented on how good a coffee enema is. Last Edited by 2013 on 10/11/2011 01:44 AM takes one to know one |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/10/2011 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on! Quoting: 2013 A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body. Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it! 5 stars and a suggestion pin ty Debbie:) i appreciate intelligent and respectful people. i also do have a sense of humor when something is funny! Last Edited by 2013 on 10/11/2011 01:42 AM takes one to know one |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/11/2011 01:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on! Quoting: 2013 A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body. Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it! 5 stars and a suggestion pin lol what is the "pin" thing? takes one to know one |
UrSprache User ID: 881031 United States 10/11/2011 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks. |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/11/2011 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've wanted to try doing this, but the idea of laying in the tub and having shit blow out all around me doesn't appeal. Can you do it into the toilet? Is it a tremendous force? How long does it take to come back out? Does it spray out? Quoting: UrSprache Thanks. honestly, it can be pretty nasty. you do have to get used to it. depending on many things the feces will exit in many different ways. it can pop out if the poop is hard like popcorn... it can slowly but fully run out leaving a shitload of crap right under your buttocks so that you may actually be lying in a bit of it... if you are gaseous it will be lots of farting possibly spraying a bit of it... i won't lie, you have to have a stronger stomach than a weaker one. the problem with the toilet is you get nowhere near the colonic effect of a full fill and a long expelling which after about 8-12 fills should empty you out. it also takes a couple of hours. and your back and neck may be sore. any shorter time and less fills will not go to waste tho. i rec. you start that way to get adjusted. you may want a long shower massager that you can keep running so you can spray it right away and get it down the drain and you may want to have something you can push or break up larger pieces of shit with that you will throw away when you are done, like an emery board or a straw, a disposable razor, something to smash it up with. takes one to know one |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/11/2011 02:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you have a colonic therapist in your area it is nowhere near as messy but it is money you will have to spend and you are timed. many times i did not feel 50 minutes was enough. i would feel like i needed just one or two more fills! takes one to know one |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2967110 United States 10/11/2011 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly. honestly i knew this person was being a smart ass when they said coffee and milk, i have never heard of that so i ignored and commented on how good a coffee enema is. wasnt being a smartass, its true. |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/11/2011 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly. honestly i knew this person was being a smart ass when they said coffee and milk, i have never heard of that so i ignored and commented on how good a coffee enema is. wasnt being a smartass, its true. okay good. never heard of coffee&milk enema or a milk enema, and not sure which you meant anyway...i guess i will research it then. takes one to know one |
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BadMoonRising User ID: 727864 United Kingdom 10/11/2011 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So how to you give yourself an enema? Is it totally safe? |
tyefra User ID: 3103427 South Africa 10/11/2011 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you would be amazed at how many are not daily...daily is good and more than once daily is like excellent!!! you do not need a colonic, however, you could use them for other reasons, like say you have a bacterial infection, maybe a secondary infection from some viral thing that ends up in your chest, you could do a garlic enema, because garlic is a natural antibiotic or has properties to be and avoid a trip to the doctor or taking antibiotics which REALLY screw up the colon! Thanks ... will need to google some 'recipies' for a mix ??? tyefra |
2013 (OP) User ID: 1504883 United States 10/12/2011 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it is totally safe bad! you can follow the directions on a douche bag box, it will tell you tub or toilet. you choose the right tip for the anus, not the vagina, you lube your butt a bit, and presto! it is up there, pain free. the messy part is the worst and the nauseating feelings or cramping you can get as the feces is moving out is not a good time. but i say it again, it is so worth it!!! you will fee great! takes one to know one |
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