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THE INJECTION of LIQUID INTO the RECTUM by WAY of the ANUS can SAVE YOUR LIFE!

 
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Princess Diana was a believer in colonics. I lost 20 lbs doing coffee enemas at home, and my energy level was the highest it has been in years. Also have been to a colonic clinic as well. Definitely something to this.
Anyone who is diseased should follow this method of treatment as a venue of recovery.
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isn't is fantastic!!! SUPER POST!!!
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and p.s.

if you ever notice how some people just reek, sorry fat people but you do! when they sweat you are smelling that foul rotting shit that is not moving out of their colon...it is putrid and rank!
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I"m a larger sized woman, and I do not smell at all. Not all larger sized people are dirty OP. Please don't stereotype.
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you know you are so right and i do apologize!!! i typed before i thought, but that is not what i was thinking, the way it came out. i am going to compare it to saying that skinny people have bad breath...just an analogy here, i am saying that so it sounds like "ALL" skinny people have bad breath when it is not what i mean.

i think i corrected it a bit later when i said you do not have to be fat to stink from the inside...i don't mind using the word fat, personally, so no offense there please. when i want to lose 10 pounds i call myself fat...so

anyway, very obese people, that eat more than they shit can reek, it is in their sweat and if you have never smelled this, well lucky you. i appreciate that you are clean :)
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What the hell is wrong with you, OP

God, I hate people.
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me too!!!
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Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on!

A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body.

Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it!
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Yeah, except .... after doing that I won't want to live.
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please elaborate for us!
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Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on!

A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body.

Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it!
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Ohhh - I thought this was a sneaky gay thread laugh
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Princess Diana was a believer in colonics. I lost 20 lbs doing coffee enemas at home, and my energy level was the highest it has been in years. Also have been to a colonic clinic as well. Definitely something to this.
Anyone who is diseased should follow this method of treatment as a venue of recovery.
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isn't is fantastic!!! SUPER POST!!!
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Unless you have Ulcerative colitis.
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and p.s.

if you ever notice how some people just reek, sorry fat people but you do! when they sweat you are smelling that foul rotting shit that is not moving out of their colon...it is putrid and rank!
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I"m a larger sized woman, and I do not smell at all. Not all larger sized people are dirty OP. Please don't stereotype.
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you know you are so right and i do apologize!!! i typed before i thought, but that is not what i was thinking, the way it came out. i am going to compare it to saying that skinny people have bad breath...just an analogy here, i am saying that so it sounds like "ALL" skinny people have bad breath when it is not what i mean.

i think i corrected it a bit later when i said you do not have to be fat to stink from the inside...i don't mind using the word fat, personally, so no offense there please. when i want to lose 10 pounds i call myself fat...so

anyway, very obese people, that eat more than they shit can reek, it is in their sweat and if you have never smelled this, well lucky you. i appreciate that you are clean :)
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hf
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Ohhhhhh!

This must be what bernanke means when he talks about a massive injection of liquidity.
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Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on!

A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body.

Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it!
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I LOVE COFFEE AND MILK LIQUID INJECTIONS INTO THE RECTUM.
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DEF!
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Coffee enemas are especially excellent for certain things!
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gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly.
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Eating foods high in fiber will help to keep the colon clean, and drink lots of water. Dehydration will cause a person to become constipated.

My father went on a macrobiotic diet 30 years ago when he had lymphoma. It was a very rigid and extreme diet of only a vew veggies and grains, all organic cooked in glass pots.

He actually shed a layer of skin. When he would wake up there would be sheets of skin in the bed that came off him overnight. It was strange! He also had no body odor of any kind whatsoever. Didn't need to use deodorant even in the summer while sweating.

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Eating foods high in fiber will help to keep the colon clean, and drink lots of water. Dehydration will cause a person to become constipated.

My father went on a macrobiotic diet 30 years ago when he had lymphoma. It was a very rigid and extreme diet of only a vew veggies and grains, all organic cooked in glass pots.

He actually shed a layer of skin. When he would wake up there would be sheets of skin in the bed that came off him overnight. It was strange! He also had no body odor of any kind whatsoever. Didn't need to use deodorant even in the summer while sweating.

hf
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i hear ya! this entire problem is actually very much related to what we eat! but c'mon, Lisa, your father was a saint! it is hard not to eat all of the very tempting things available at your fingertips in every store on every street, at least in many places i have lived.

if we all ate like that i would not have even needed to start this thread...lol
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I LOVE COFFEE AND MILK LIQUID INJECTIONS INTO THE RECTUM.
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DEF!
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Coffee enemas are especially excellent for certain things!
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gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly.
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honestly i knew this person was being a smart ass when they said coffee and milk, i have never heard of that so i ignored and commented on how good a coffee enema is.

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Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on!

A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body.

Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it!
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5 stars and a suggestion pin
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ty Debbie:) i appreciate intelligent and respectful people. i also do have a sense of humor when something is funny!

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Having bloating, irritable bowel, lethargy, indigestion, tiredness, sleeplessness and the list goes on!

A regular enema until you get your shit together can save your life. The colon or large intestine is the most emotionally affected organ in your body.

Cleanse it effectively by buying a douche bag and laying in your bath tub and filling your colon with warm and cold h2o...or other effective liquids...just google it!
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5 stars and a suggestion pin
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lol what is the "pin" thing?
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I've wanted to try doing this, but the idea of laying in the tub and having shit blow out all around me doesn't appeal. Can you do it into the toilet? Is it a tremendous force? How long does it take to come back out? Does it spray out?
Thanks.
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I've wanted to try doing this, but the idea of laying in the tub and having shit blow out all around me doesn't appeal. Can you do it into the toilet? Is it a tremendous force? How long does it take to come back out? Does it spray out?
Thanks.
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honestly, it can be pretty nasty. you do have to get used to it.

depending on many things the feces will exit in many different ways.

it can pop out if the poop is hard like popcorn...

it can slowly but fully run out leaving a shitload of crap right under your buttocks so that you may actually be lying in a bit of it...

if you are gaseous it will be lots of farting possibly spraying a bit of it...

i won't lie, you have to have a stronger stomach than a weaker one. the problem with the toilet is you get nowhere near the colonic effect of a full fill and a long expelling which after about 8-12 fills should empty you out. it also takes a couple of hours. and your back and neck may be sore.

any shorter time and less fills will not go to waste tho. i rec. you start that way to get adjusted. you may want a long shower massager that you can keep running so you can spray it right away and get it down the drain and you may want to have something you can push or break up larger pieces of shit with that you will throw away when you are done, like an emery board or a straw, a disposable razor, something to smash it up with.
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if you have a colonic therapist in your area it is nowhere near as messy but it is money you will have to spend and you are timed. many times i did not feel 50 minutes was enough. i would feel like i needed just one or two more fills!
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what about semen in the rectum, seriously?
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if you have a colonic therapist in your area it is nowhere near as messy but it is money you will have to spend and you are timed. many times i did not feel 50 minutes was enough. i would feel like i needed just one or two more fills!
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i think op wants to take it up the ass
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what about semen in the rectum, seriously?
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What about it? seriously?
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DEF!
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Coffee enemas are especially excellent for certain things!
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gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1462976


honestly i knew this person was being a smart ass when they said coffee and milk, i have never heard of that so i ignored and commented on how good a coffee enema is.
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wasnt being a smartass, its true.
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Coffee enemas are especially excellent for certain things!
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gotta do this. too scared of my ass will have my scarred if i dont set up an appointment with my self shortly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1462976


honestly i knew this person was being a smart ass when they said coffee and milk, i have never heard of that so i ignored and commented on how good a coffee enema is.
 Quoting: 2013


wasnt being a smartass, its true.
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okay good. never heard of coffee&milk enema or a milk enema, and not sure which you meant anyway...i guess i will research it then.
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i try to save my wife's life with my liquid but she's not often willing.
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So how to you give yourself an enema?

Is it totally safe?
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do u still need it if you regular (daily) ???
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you would be amazed at how many are not daily...daily is good and more than once daily is like excellent!!!

you do not need a colonic, however, you could use them for other reasons, like say you have a bacterial infection, maybe a secondary infection from some viral thing that ends up in your chest, you could do a garlic enema, because garlic is a natural antibiotic or has properties to be and avoid a trip to the doctor or taking antibiotics which REALLY screw up the colon!
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Thanks ... will need to google some 'recipies' for a mix ???
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So how to you give yourself an enema?

Is it totally safe?
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it is totally safe bad!

you can follow the directions on a douche bag box, it will tell you tub or toilet. you choose the right tip for the anus, not the vagina, you lube your butt a bit, and presto! it is up there, pain free.

the messy part is the worst and the nauseating feelings or cramping you can get as the feces is moving out is not a good time.

but i say it again, it is so worth it!!!

you will fee great!
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op likes the insertion of hard plastic up its ass
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Ohhhhhh!

This must be what bernanke means when he talks about a massive injection of liquidity.
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rockon

well, he certainly seems to expect us all to lean forward and take it
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anybody else notice that the people who are anonymous are always the biggest scumbags!?
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