I've just been bitch slapped by a 2ft tall dwarf. ask me a question!!!

do you like badgers?

funnily enough i do like badgers. next.......

i hope your a dwarf because i dont take well to being bitch slapped by anyone who isn't vertically challenged.

Did the dwarf give you a black knee?

I was giving you a Free Bitch Slap cluepon ... so you can Bitch Slap that dwarf back...... wtf.... I even 5 stared this thread for you.........

the dwarf will be recieving more than a bitch slap i can assure you i was thinking more along the lines of a chain mail and barbedwire gloved punch to the open eyes :D

"I smell Cabbage"

you've recieved karma ragman ;) and as for smelling cabbage, not quite sure if thats what a rotting dwarf smells like but i'm sure the next person to walk past that drain i threw him down would know

no he actually gave me a black eye as i happened to be tying my shoelace at the time enabling him to reach

That's what you get for dissing his forum!

no i think he did what he did in retaliation to me urinating in a bush and not realising that it was infact him wearing cammo gear and a green afro wig he must have been going to a knee nibblers party.

come to think of it this dwarf that hit me looked like a rock and was ejecting gas and seemed to have a fairly long tail of debris following him everywhere he went, he couldn't have been ELENIN could he?