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Official GLP Lingo Thread - new Users click here!!

 
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Green Pin for you. It should be a funny thread.
 Quoting: DoomThis


wtf
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and the most important:
DOOM = never gonna happen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298909


Haha.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufree

thank you. i thought it was very funny as well
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Really? No one has defined 'shill' per its usage on GLP yet?

shill


thumbs
 Quoting: qwerty123


Shill on glp= anyone who disagrees with your wacky crazy hair brain Idea
 Quoting: Evan03


1rof1
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"I heard it from my Uncle"= BS.
DoomThis
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Threads that end in '...ask me a question' will rarely fulfill their promises.

gaah

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Hard to keep up with all this lingo, lol
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Oh and don't forget about calibrating your consciousness...
Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid. -john wayne

Truth is the new hate speech in our age of absurdity-Ted Nougat

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
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Oh and don't forget about calibrating your consciousness...
 Quoting: Evan03


getting high???
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t!ts or gtfo
oops wrong website.
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Oh and don't forget about calibrating your consciousness...
 Quoting: Evan03


getting high???
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


= harvesting my tomato plants stoner

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Really? No one has defined 'shill' per its usage on GLP yet?

shill


thumbs
 Quoting: qwerty123


Shill on glp= anyone who disagrees with your wacky crazy hair brain Idea
 Quoting: Evan03


No - 'shill'historically, was someone who was planted in an audience in order to help a conman. A shill in a thread is someone who is being paid or set-up to deliberately mislead people.
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I've been here for 12 years () and I must have missed when a MORON became a Moran...(what a god send) sure it was cute...
could you explain the transition?
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God told me (insert something made up here)
Put it in neutral!

"Mysteries on a bull"

Trololos fuel Roflcopters
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Really? No one has defined 'shill' per its usage on GLP yet?

shill


thumbs
 Quoting: qwerty123


Shill on glp= anyone who disagrees with your wacky crazy hair brain Idea
 Quoting: Evan03


No - 'shill'historically, was someone who was planted in an audience in order to help a conman. A shill in a thread is someone who is being paid or set-up to deliberately mislead people.
 Quoting: Samarkande


I know I was being sarcastic...:)
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May 21st = Ice don't ask why


AB = Aussie Bloke

GG = German Guy

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Indeed, we are the children of that unknowable essence, our minds a faint reflection of its light within the muddy waters of the material world, our souls its very breath within these corporeal bounds.
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Oh and don't forget about calibrating your consciousness...
 Quoting: Evan03


getting high???
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


= harvesting my tomato plants stoner
 Quoting: qwerty123


In that case I am glad it is almost 5:00pm so I can go home and harvest my tomato plants!
Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid. -john wayne

Truth is the new hate speech in our age of absurdity-Ted Nougat

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
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May 21st = Ice don't ask why


AB = Assie Bloke

GG = German Guy
 Quoting: Ice


You're a heck of a good sport, Ice
Put it in neutral!

"Mysteries on a bull"

Trololos fuel Roflcopters
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May 21st = Ice don't ask why


AB = Aussie Bloke

GG = German Guy
 Quoting: Ice


What do you think of october 21st Ice? Is that a date that concerns you?

I am not mocking you, I honestly am curious about that date.
Life is tough, but its tougher when you're stupid. -john wayne

Truth is the new hate speech in our age of absurdity-Ted Nougat

Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupid.
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God told me (insert something made up here)
 Quoting: Mr. Reasonable


He must have told them that their language is the best...
Kudos language provocators
and they bitch about ebonics
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May 21st = Ice don't ask why


AB = Aussie Bloke

GG = German Guy
 Quoting: Ice


What do you think of october 21st Ice? Is that a date that concerns you?

I am not mocking you, I honestly am curious about that date.
 Quoting: Evan03


I am not concerned based on total May 21st fail

I do have ending concerns and major war that could break soon

but at the end of the day I am doing daily work and sharing love the best I can

God Bless


ice
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Get a brian moran. I always thought the tomato thing had to do with doom - oh shit! we're all gonna die; tomatoes in or out to protect them from doom which of course engages the GLP effect.

My favorite 'tard' to date is thus far the tardTard. Thank you Watcher / Thread: Perhaps we should stop using "tard" as a suffix because its offensive to retarded people...
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TPTB=the powers THAT be

Tomato plants I believe have to do with radiation.
 Quoting: Evan03


Edited TPTB (I guess im new too).
But I am certain the "Bring in the tomato plants" reference is correct.
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


The tomato plants thing, if I recall had to do with radiation from fukashima, and radiation from the sun. whenever someone talked about a CME or the japan nuke plant, someone would always say is it time to bring the tomato plants in. But, maybe I am wrong, and I missed a reference somewhere.

We should keep this thread going tho, and people can add to it.
 Quoting: Evan03


Bring in the tomato plants was around way before fukashima. I think it was just a phrase for even general doom as well.
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Oh and don't forget about calibrating your consciousness...
 Quoting: Evan03


getting high???
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


= harvesting my tomato plants stoner
 Quoting: qwerty123


In that case I am glad it is almost 5:00pm so I can go home and harvest my tomato plants!
 Quoting: Evan03


1...2...3...GO!
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getting high???
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


= harvesting my tomato plants stoner
 Quoting: qwerty123


In that case I am glad it is almost 5:00pm so I can go home and harvest my tomato plants!
 Quoting: Evan03


1...2...3...GO!
 Quoting: qwerty123


I'm having one with ya bro :)
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Excellent thread idea.

May I suggest that the list be in alphabetical order?

That would make it much easier for newbies to find terms they have seen.
 Quoting: Prime Merlinian


No problem alphatard, will update now :)
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Awning of Doom = [link to crazymother.tv] | [link to www.ustream.tv]



ahhh

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Thanks OP. I wondered what MSM meant.

hf
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I've been here for 12 years () and I must have missed when a MORON became a Moran...(what a god send) sure it was cute...
could you explain the transition?
 Quoting: AWarriorsWay


Implying GLP was around in 1999...

BTW it came about as a result of the well-known picture of some guy holding up a sign at some political rally that said "get a brain morans".
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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= harvesting my tomato plants stoner
 Quoting: qwerty123


In that case I am glad it is almost 5:00pm so I can go home and harvest my tomato plants!
 Quoting: Evan03


1...2...3...GO!
 Quoting: qwerty123


I'm having one with ya bro :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus




+GK


peace
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No problem alphatard
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


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