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Official GLP Lingo Thread - new Users click here!!

 
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banannatard???? lmao
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All the talk of brining in the "Tomato Plants" whatever that refers to made me wonder if I could find the earliest reference to this meme on GLP.

The earliest reference I could find was by an AC (User ID: 740955) 11/21/2009 07:54
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955

Thread: SUN: "Dark snakes" (coronal holes) on STEREO's COR1 images NOT JUST STILL THERE AFTER 5 MONTHS , BUT GROWING (Page 2)

It appears he was referring to a thread started by a Suntard see below:
SUN: "Dark snakes" (coronal holes) on STEREO's COR1 images NOT JUST STILL THERE AFTER 5 MONTHS , BUT GROWING

I'm pretty sure that is the first reference, it also picked up some follow on comments, which could very well be the start of the meme, see below:

Reply #14376899 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:54
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?

Reply #14376923 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:58
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955
Fried Green Tomatos...on the vine...Yikes!

Reply #14376938 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:59
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955
They're good til Sunday

Reply #14377378 by NasTraDooMis on 11/21/09 08:36
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955
tomato


Interestingly however I found a much older post from 2005 about a tomato plant sustaining damage from an experimental microwave ray gun. Perhaps if he had the foresight of today's GLP'ers, he may have brought his tomato plant inside before unleashing doom upon it.
Thread: Holy Shit! You gotta read this.......NOW!

Last Edited by Bendaddy on 10/18/2011 08:28 AM
It's just a ride....
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This is a great thread.

:borat:
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


Thanks Zombietard

:MicLove:
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This is a great thread.

borat
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


Thanks Zombietard

:MicLove:
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


lmao

McTastic graphic!
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


MAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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All the talk of brining in the "Tomato Plants" whatever that refers to made me wonder if I could find the earliest reference to this meme on GLP.

The earliest reference I could find was by an AC (User ID: 740955) 11/21/2009 07:54
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955

Thread: SUN: "Dark snakes" (coronal holes) on STEREO's COR1 images NOT JUST STILL THERE AFTER 5 MONTHS , BUT GROWING (Page 2)

It appears he was referring to a thread started by a Suntard see below:
SUN: "Dark snakes" (coronal holes) on STEREO's COR1 images NOT JUST STILL THERE AFTER 5 MONTHS , BUT GROWING

I'm pretty sure that is the first reference, it also picked up some follow on comments, which could very well be the start of the meme, see below:

Reply #14376899 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:54
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?

Reply #14376923 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:58
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955
Fried Green Tomatos...on the vine...Yikes!

Reply #14376938 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:59
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955
They're good til Sunday

Reply #14377378 by NasTraDooMis on 11/21/09 08:36
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 740955
tomato


Interestingly however I found a much older post from 2005 about a tomato plant sustaining damage from an experimental microwave ray gun. Perhaps if he had the foresight of today's GLP'ers, he may have brought his tomato plant inside before unleashing doom upon it.
Thread: Holy Shit! You gotta read this.......NOW!
 Quoting: Bendaddy


Wow... Anonymous Coward's love smokin tomato's
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ALERT!!!
 Quoting: RoXY


Oh, and the related "BREAKING!!!", which means the story is at least a week hold and has been posted 4 times already.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


Both in the OP :)
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we need fucktards = for whatever reason.... GRIN
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we need fucktards = for whatever reason.... GRIN
 Quoting: citizenperth


Pretty sure its in there already :)
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Hey! I called Walker a Zombietard the other day.
 Quoting: BCHD


I am a Zombietard, you libtard.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

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Hey! I called Walker a Zombietard the other day.
 Quoting: BCHD


I am a Zombietard, you libtard.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

bartmoon
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There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
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LMFAO @ the OLAF submission!!!

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I am a Zombietard, you libtard.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

bartmoon
 Quoting: BCHD


There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Texastard: Someone in or from Texas who realizes the overwhelming envy and jealousy exhibited by residents of lesser states or, heaven forbid, inferior countries, isn't aimed at them personally, and is to be forgiven from the Texan heart which is, predictably, as big as Texas.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


lmao

Added :)
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There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
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Texastard: Someone in or from Texas who realizes the overwhelming envy and jealousy exhibited by residents of lesser states or, heaven forbid, inferior countries, isn't aimed at them personally, and is to be forgiven from the Texan heart which is, predictably, as big as Texas.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


lmao

Added :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


I am nothing if not dedicated to the expansion of the catalog of human knowledge...
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


like a PHD we are but little mice chewing on the fat cheese of life.....
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There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Texastard: Someone in or from Texas who realizes the overwhelming envy and jealousy exhibited by residents of lesser states or, heaven forbid, inferior countries, isn't aimed at them personally, and is to be forgiven from the Texan heart which is, predictably, as big as Texas.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


lmao

Added :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


I am nothing if not dedicated to the expansion of the catalog of human knowledge...
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


...


Texastard: Someone in or from Texas who realizes the overwhelming envy and jealousy exhibited by residents of lesser states or, heaven forbid, inferior countries, isn't aimed at them personally, and is to be forgiven from the Texan heart which is, predictably, as big as Texas.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


lmao

Added :)
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


I am nothing if not dedicated to the expansion of the catalog of human knowledge...
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


like a PHD we are but little mice chewing on the fat cheese of life.....
 Quoting: citizenperth


Glad I have you braintards to help :)
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tardlink = i am (such and such) ask me a question.....


(links to imaboredtard)

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 10/20/2011 02:14 AM
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tardlink = i am (such and such) ask me a question.....


(links to imaboredtard)
 Quoting: citizenperth


LOL, I started my first one yesterday
Thread: Just scored my dream job, ask me a question


Added...
Questiontard = i am (such and such) ask me a question.....
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what about a questiontard thread?????


eg:

i have two sets of genitals ask me a question?....


mheheheheheh
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what about a questiontard thread?????


eg:

i have two sets of genitals ask me a question?....


mheheheheheh
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I have many questions :roflmao:
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swampgas, nothing to see here move along
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swampgas, nothing to see here move along
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your mother never had you = i think you are an idiot....

(must put into offensive catagory)

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 10/20/2011 03:44 AM
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swampgas, nothing to see here move along
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3668114


your mother never had you = i think you are an idiot....

(must put into offensive catagory)
 Quoting: citizenperth


cruise
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Hey! I called Walker a Zombietard the other day.
 Quoting: BCHD


I am a Zombietard, you libtard.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

bartmoon
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There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


I would like to exercise my right of refusal to define Texantard, because I coined it. If I may:

Texantard = A poster that feels the need to mention Texas in every third post, they may have even incorporated Texas in their username. They repeatedly insist that their (_________)* is bigger and better than yours. And, although colorful and sometimes witty, they often substitute insults and vulgarity in the place of meaningful discussion, links, or facts.

* insert anything




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I am a Zombietard, you libtard.
 Quoting: WalkersEverywhere


is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

bartmoon
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There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


I would like to exercise my right of refusal to define Texantard, because I coined it. If I may:

Texantard = A poster that feels the need to mention Texas in every third post, they may have even incorporated Texas in their username. They repeatedly insist that their (_________)* is bigger and better than yours. And, although colorful and sometimes witty, they often substitute insults and vulgarity in the place of meaningful discussion, links, or facts.

* insert anything




rant
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Updated just for you hf
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is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

bartmoon
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There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


I would like to exercise my right of refusal to define Texantard, because I coined it. If I may:

Texantard = A poster that feels the need to mention Texas in every third post, they may have even incorporated Texas in their username. They repeatedly insist that their (_________)* is bigger and better than yours. And, although colorful and sometimes witty, they often substitute insults and vulgarity in the place of meaningful discussion, links, or facts.

* insert anything




rant
 Quoting: BCHD


Updated just for you hf
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


Belay that.

A non-Texastard has no legal or moral authority to define or redefine the label.

And ADHD in particular fails the basic intellectual horsepower test. And I heard he's gay. Or she's gay. Or is a transsexual who is gay for his/her new sex. So, like really complexly and expensively gay.

The insult part is correct.
Quoting: Walkerseverywhere


I will leave it to you, sir, to prove which definition will stand the test of accuracy. Until next time....

Be careful, there are Tardseverywhere.

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Jobtards = People who complain that they can't find a job with their BA in protest studies
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Just seen this one today, Added

Magmatards = General volcano doom lover..
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Auroratards = Lovers of high latitude aurora's
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just in ;).....

spectatortards = those with half a head with five cents into the conversation with nothing really obvious to add... love it....

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 10/25/2011 09:16 AM
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