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banannatard???? lmao

This is a great thread.

In GLP parlance, a shill is anyone you disagree with, or who wins an argument against you.

I am a Zombietard, you libtard.

^ Yes ^

The one way to prevent a calamity is to predict it on GLP...

That's why I was so happy to see so many "Obama will be re-elected" predictions.

Oh, and the related "BREAKING!!!", which means the story is at least a week hold and has been posted 4 times already.

Occutard.

All the talk of brining in the "Tomato Plants" whatever that refers to made me wonder if I could find the earliest reference to this meme on GLP.

The earliest reference I could find was by an AC (User ID: 740955) 11/21/2009 07:54

Thread: SUN: "Dark snakes" (coronal holes) on STEREO's COR1 images NOT JUST STILL THERE AFTER 5 MONTHS , BUT GROWING (Page 2)

It appears he was referring to a thread started by a Suntard see below:
SUN: "Dark snakes" (coronal holes) on STEREO's COR1 images NOT JUST STILL THERE AFTER 5 MONTHS , BUT GROWING

I'm pretty sure that is the first reference, it also picked up some follow on comments, which could very well be the start of the meme, see below:

Reply #14376899 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:54
Should I bring my tomato plants inside?

Reply #14376923 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:58
Fried Green Tomatos...on the vine...Yikes!

Reply #14376938 by Anonymous Coward on 11/21/09 07:59
They're good til Sunday

Reply #14377378 by NasTraDooMis on 11/21/09 08:36



Interestingly however I found a much older post from 2005 about a tomato plant sustaining damage from an experimental microwave ray gun. Perhaps if he had the foresight of today's GLP'ers, he may have brought his tomato plant inside before unleashing doom upon it.
Thread: Holy Shit! You gotta read this.......NOW!

Last Edited by Bendaddy on 10/18/2011 08:28 AM

Thanks Zombietard

:MicLove:

McTastic graphic!

MAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Wow... Anonymous Coward's love smokin tomato's

Both in the OP :)

Oops. You're way ahead of me.

we need fucktards = for whatever reason.... GRIN

Pretty sure its in there already :)

is there such a thing as a texantard, or is that redundant?

There is now, Whats your definition of a Texastard??, and I will add

It doesn't matter, you'd spell the term incorrectly, fail to capitalize it, and in general humiliate yourself.

Just use an 'X' like you do when you sign your Special Olypics prize check.

Texastard: Someone in or from Texas who realizes the overwhelming envy and jealousy exhibited by residents of lesser states or, heaven forbid, inferior countries, isn't aimed at them personally, and is to be forgiven from the Texan heart which is, predictably, as big as Texas.

LMFAO @ the OLAF submission!!!

Added :)

I am nothing if not dedicated to the expansion of the catalog of human knowledge...

like a PHD we are but little mice chewing on the fat cheese of life.....

Glad I have you braintards to help :)

tardlink = i am (such and such) ask me a question.....


(links to imaboredtard)

Last Edited by Citizenperth on 10/20/2011 02:14 AM

LOL, I started my first one yesterday
Thread: Just scored my dream job, ask me a question


Added...
Questiontard = i am (such and such) ask me a question.....

what about a questiontard thread?????


eg:

i have two sets of genitals ask me a question?....


mheheheheheh

I have many questions :roflmao: