I've long had the thought that the system doesn't want us to have peanut butter. The rapid increase of peanut allergies seems strange, almost purposeful. Then there was that big ebola scare or something at a factory about a year ago.

Peanut butter is the only natural spread type food you can open up, use and store in the cupboard without it going bad. It must have some powerful preventative thing (scientific term there, 'cause I'm very smert) going for it. Maybe that explains it.

mmmm, peanut butter