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do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...

 
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10/13/2011 10:55 AM
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do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
and now my tongue burns and is swollen...
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
it hurts...
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10/13/2011 10:58 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
mental hospital yes
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
this is no joke i really did it because my girlfriend put skin cream into her eyes and uploaded it on youtube so i wanted to try window cleaner first on tongua and later in my eyes but my tongue burns like fire now.. oh and by the way window cleaner is tasting like a hot sauce.. a bit salty.. not sweet.. very dry taste..
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10/13/2011 11:01 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
You can dilute it with some tobasco sauce....at least 3 tablespoons, more until the burning subsides...
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10/13/2011 11:02 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
Stick with mouthwash.
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10/13/2011 11:08 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
mental hospital yes
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THIS^^^^^^
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10/13/2011 11:21 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
I hear that if you chew a hobinaro pepper it will help out a lot. Chew it a long time though.
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10/13/2011 11:29 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
All you gotta do is boil some water until its bubbling. Then stick your tongue in it immediately. It will uplift the chemicals while soothing your burn. No need to wait for it cool down, you see because your tongue is made of special elastic cells that can take heat much more better than skin cells, thats why you can't even light your tongue on fire,
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10/13/2011 11:34 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
youre an ass
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10/13/2011 11:36 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
All joking aside I really hope you didn't consume much of it as ammonia is pretty toxic. Call poison control or something.
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10/13/2011 11:49 AM

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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
Nope but we have a name for people like you

“Window Licker”


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10/13/2011 03:13 PM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
Nope but we have a name for people like you

“Window Licker”


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 Quoting: USMC0369




Well this song fits somehow. I guess my case is pretty unique. Who else goes that far and would taste window cleaner with all its toxic chemicals? Its now a few hours ago and my tongue still has this very weird taste. I started feeling a bit dizzy so I went out of the house into a bar and bought a beer and smoked some cigarettes on the window cleaner. I see everything looks a bit blue and darker like normal. I guess window cleaner has a pretty magic mushroom like effect if you got to much of in you but I think I got enough from window cleaner. My girlfriend like I said put skin cream into her eyes for her youtube channel, check my girlfriends experiment, she´s a bit crazy you know, but we both are german, so the rest of the planer shouldn´t be surprised that much.. so here is my girlfriends experiment with skin cream in her eye!!!!!

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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
you all decide my next experiment!!! i upload it on youtube!!! ;o)
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
ur still an ass
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10/13/2011 03:31 PM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
glp is not the place for medical advice.

oh, and you are an idiot.
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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10/13/2011 03:31 PM
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10/13/2011 03:35 PM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
OP, there's a Darwin Award in your future, I just know it!
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
glp is not the place for medical advice.

oh, and you are an idiot.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


why i´m a idiot?

i just wanted to drink window cleaner and could not do it so I tasted it and my tongue is now swollen and burning and my awareness is like I smoked salvia divinorum with ketamin at the same time. i don´t do drugs ok? don´t get me wrong. i would never take unhealthy substances. window cleaner in my mouth just happened by curiosity. i like to explore things you know.
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
glp is not the place for medical advice.

oh, and you are an idiot.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


why i´m a idiot?

i just wanted to drink window cleaner and could not do it so I tasted it and my tongue is now swollen and burning and my awareness is like I smoked salvia divinorum with ketamin at the same time. i don´t do drugs ok? don´t get me wrong. i would never take unhealthy substances. window cleaner in my mouth just happened by curiosity. i like to explore things you know.
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that is why you are an idiot
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
OP, there's a Darwin Award in your future, I just know it!
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you mean because of my intelligence? well i think the highest intelligence still is just the result of curiosity and you the more stupid mistakes you do the more intelligence you will have one day. i don´t need to be a person were people say "oh this one is a genius" you know. i rather stay on the side of people that are more like you here from GLP.
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
wtf
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
All you gotta do is boil some water until its bubbling. Then stick your tongue in it immediately. It will uplift the chemicals while soothing your burn. No need to wait for it cool down, you see because your tongue is made of special elastic cells that can take heat much more better than skin cells, thats why you can't even light your tongue on fire,
 Quoting: OneEyedWoman


I would have said microwave a glass of honey for 2 minutes and stick their tongue in.

The quoted line in bold, priceless! lol
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10/14/2011 09:18 AM
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Re: do i need to go to hospital? i just tasted window cleaner for shiny glass because i wanted to know how window cleaner is tasting...
sorry, there's no cure for stupid.

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