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I'm another Gay Christian - Discuss

 
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I'm another Gay Christian - Discuss
I'm totally gay, a 6 on the Kinsey Scale and I currently live in San Francisco.

I also love GLP, been here maybe 15 years. (moving changes ISP)

I'm also Christian, I love Jesus very much.

I obey the 10 commandments.

Lying is the hardest, so I work on that and other things.

I pray and talk to God everyday.

I trust Jesus and his sacrifice and think He's gonna forgive all of us. (maybe not hitler)

I'm just another gay guy.

I'm gonna go dancing in the Castro of San Francisco now.

I'll be back.

Discuss
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I'm totally gay, a 6 on the Kinsey Scale and I currently live in San Francisco.

I also love GLP, been here maybe 15 years. (moving changes ISP)

I'm also Christian, I love Jesus very much.

I obey the 10 commandments.

Lying is the hardest, so I work on that and other things.

I pray and talk to God everyday.

I trust Jesus and his sacrifice and think He's gonna forgive all of us. (maybe not hitler)

I'm just another gay guy.

I'm gonna go dancing in the Castro of San Francisco now.

I'll be back.

Discuss
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Kinda gives the word PEW a whole different meaning eh!
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What would you like to discuss?
So have I now become your enemy for telling you the TRUTH? Galatians 4:16
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What would you like to discuss?
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Your measurements! lol
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 Quoting: TXGal4Truth


Your measurements! lol
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A gay christian is no different than a Jewish Nazi. You cannot be both.

Choose
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What would you like to discuss?
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Your measurements! lol
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Thought you might feel that way! lol
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Being gay and being Christian are NOT mutually exclusive. God does not condemn those who seek to love and care for and nurture and support their fellow human beings while on this planet.

Look in the bible at the story of David (the king of Israel) and his "friend" Jonathan and the great love that bloomed between them. There are Psalms written by David about his love for Jonathan. And more. Read and learn! Two men loving each other, caring for each other and nurturing each the other - there is NOTHING in the scripture to prohibit this and in fact it is actually praised.

The wholesale promiscuity that was once part and parcel of the gay world is NOT what we are built for. The exchange during sex is far more profound and far deeper than most of us dream. The idea is that a piece of your soul is exchanged with the other person. Such an exchange works best when it is with one partner for a lifetime.
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With all due respect, I don't understand how anyone can be a gay Christian, unless you reject most of the Bible. Sure, Jesus never said anything about it, but Paul did, and so did the OT in more than one place. The Bible is pretty clear about homosexuality. I'm actually really interested in how you rationalize it.

Of course, I'm also very interested in how Christians rationalize eating shellfish and wearing cloth of two fibers mingled together.
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Being gay and being Christian are NOT mutually exclusive. God does not condemn those who seek to love and care for and nurture and support their fellow human beings while on this planet.

Look in the bible at the story of David (the king of Israel) and his "friend" Jonathan and the great love that bloomed between them. There are Psalms written by David about his love for Jonathan. And more. Read and learn! Two men loving each other, caring for each other and nurturing each the other - there is NOTHING in the scripture to prohibit this and in fact it is actually praised.

The wholesale promiscuity that was once part and parcel of the gay world is NOT what we are built for. The exchange during sex is far more profound and far deeper than most of us dream. The idea is that a piece of your soul is exchanged with the other person. Such an exchange works best when it is with one partner for a lifetime.
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Poor comparison. They were not having Sex with each other.
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Nothin' special. thumbs


You are just one of many millions of gay Christians!


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Being gay and being Christian are NOT mutually exclusive. God does not condemn those who seek to love and care for and nurture and support their fellow human beings while on this planet.

Look in the bible at the story of David (the king of Israel) and his "friend" Jonathan and the great love that bloomed between them. There are Psalms written by David about his love for Jonathan. And more. Read and learn! Two men loving each other, caring for each other and nurturing each the other - there is NOTHING in the scripture to prohibit this and in fact it is actually praised.

The wholesale promiscuity that was once part and parcel of the gay world is NOT what we are built for. The exchange during sex is far more profound and far deeper than most of us dream. The idea is that a piece of your soul is exchanged with the other person. Such an exchange works best when it is with one partner for a lifetime.
 Quoting: MarkinAZ


Poor comparison. They were not having Sex with each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2780197


I dunno, doesn't David say that Jonathan's love was sweet, surpassing the love of a woman?

It doesn't say they WEREN'T having sex with each other, and it's all pretty suggestive if you ask me. Especially since back in the day, there were no hard and fast definitions like there supposedly are today. Greek men had sexual relationships with other men as equals, with boys as teachers, and with women as breeders, and that was all considered just fine. Romans too. The Israelites may have pretended to be horrified, but look at how they treated women. They were more disdainful towards women than the Greeks, even. I bet men married each other all the time. Women were just chattel, after all. Sure, you might breed the livestock, but you'd marry other human beings.
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With all due respect, I don't understand how anyone can be a gay Christian, unless you reject most of the Bible. Sure, Jesus never said anything about it, but Paul did, and so did the OT in more than one place. The Bible is pretty clear about homosexuality. I'm actually really interested in how you rationalize it.

Of course, I'm also very interested in how Christians rationalize eating shellfish and wearing cloth of two fibers mingled together.
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Rationality does not exist in his head. He believes how he wants to. That is all.
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bsflagtrollbsflag

get a life...you know not the Savior of the world.

True: A homo can become a Christian

False: A Christian can live an openly active home lifestyle


The lifestyle you were RECRUITED into is wrong in every way.

Your flesh may approve of it, but if you have truly been born of the Spirit of the Living God, you can not possibly be convinced that gay sex is what your Maker desires for you.

I am convinced you are trolling like so many others here,

BUT if you do honestly think you are a Child of the Living God and that gay sex is cool with God, well, you're in trouble.
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What would you like to discuss?
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Funny, when I read through the post I was going to ask exactly the same question!
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Typical, a gay man seeking attention. Did your dad not pay enough attention to you? Only Child?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Gay Eskimo with an OWS?

A: A snow blower that won't work. tomato
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I'm totally gay, a 6 on the Kinsey Scale and I currently live in San Francisco.

I also love GLP, been here maybe 15 years. (moving changes ISP)

I'm also Christian, I love Jesus very much.

I obey the 10 commandments.

Lying is the hardest, so I work on that and other things.

I pray and talk to God everyday.

I trust Jesus and his sacrifice and think He's gonna forgive all of us. (maybe not hitler)

I'm just another gay guy.

I'm gonna go dancing in the Castro of San Francisco now.

I'll be back.

Discuss
 Quoting: justanotherguy


Leviticus 20

(20:2) "Whosoever ... giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones."
What the Bible says about stoning
Does God approve of human sacrifice?
(20:4-5) "If the people ... hide their eyes from the man ... and kill him not: Then I will set my face against that man, and against his family."
If you refuse to kill someone who gives his seed to Molech, God set his face against you and your family.

(20:6) "The soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people."

(20:7) "Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy."
Is only God holy?


(20:9-16) People who must be killed.
Does God approve of capital punishment?
What the Bible says about children, homosexuality, capital punishment, parenting, and crime and punishment

(20:9) "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall surely be put to death."
Couldn't we try spanking first?

(20:10) "The adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."
How should adulterers be punished?

(20:11) If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both.

(20:12) If a man has sex with his daughter in law, kill them both.

(20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both.
How should homosexuals be treated?
What the Bible says about homosexuality

(20:14) "And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire."
If a man has sex with his wife and her mother (now that sounds like fun!), burn to death all three.
What the Bible says about burning people to death

(20:15)
"And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast."
"If a man lie with a beast"

(20:16)
"And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
If a woman has sex with an animal, kill them both.

(20:17, 19-21)
Don't uncover the nakedness of your sister, uncle's wife, or your brother's wife. (Just tell them to wear clothes whenever you're around.)
Is incest forbidden?

(20:18)
"If a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people."
Don't have sex with menstruating women.
How should a man who has sex with a menstruating woman be punished?
What the Bible says about Menstruation

(20:19-21) Don't have sex with your aunts or uncles.

(20:19) "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister, nor of thy father's sister."

(20:21-22) "And if a man shall lie with his uncle's wife, he hath uncovered his uncle's nakedness: they shall bear their sin; they shall die childless."
Don't have sex with your uncle's or brother's wife or you'll die childless.

(20:23) "I abhorred them."
Contrary to popular opinion, the god of the bible does not love everyone. (Some people he abhors.)
Does God love everyone?

20:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
20:2 Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones.
20:3 And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.
20:4 And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes from the man, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill him not:
20:5 Then I will set my face against that man, and against his family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.
20:6 And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
20:7 Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the LORD your God.
20:8 And ye shall keep my statutes, and do them: I am the LORD which sanctify you.
20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
20:11 And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
20:12 And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them.
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
20:14 And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.
20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
20:17 And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.
20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
20:19 And thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister, nor of thy father's sister: for he uncovereth his near kin: they shall bear their iniquity.
20:20 And if a man shall lie with his uncle's wife, he hath uncovered his uncle's nakedness: they shall bear their sin; they shall die childless.
20:21 And if a man shall take his brother's wife, it is an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall be childless.
20:22 Ye shall therefore keep all my statutes, and all my judgments, and do them: that the land, whither I bring you to dwell therein, spue you not out.
20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
20:24 But I have said unto you, Ye shall inherit their land, and I will give it unto you to possess it, a land that floweth with milk and honey: I am the LORD your God, which have separated you from other people.



It is pretty clear that being homosexual and believing the bible are kind of a paradox. Don't feel guilty for being homosexual. It is a natural phenomena. Religions have to make people feel guilty for being themselves...because that is the one thing that people cannot help...and if people think that they will be punished for this unless the "believe," then they will believe and spread the virus.
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I dont remember who from the Bible said,"better off he never be born."
I didnt say it was wrong, God did.
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What would you like to discuss?
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Funny, when I read through the post I was going to ask exactly the same question!
 Quoting: Ozicell


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A gay christian is no different than a Jewish Nazi. You cannot be both.

Choose
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Actually there were quite a few Jewish Nazi's. Go figure?

Look it up...
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There are many of us who don't really care what you do, as long as long as what happens in your bedroom, stays in your bedroom.
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Anyone stupid enough to believe it's a sin to be gay are fucking off their rocker! whatever
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Who cares if your Gay... why do even bother bringing it up at all?? As long as you love yourself and are comfortable with your lifestyle...why subject yourself to these people???

Life is about YOU... no one else
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I'm totally gay, a 6 on the Kinsey Scale and I currently live in San Francisco.

I also love GLP, been here maybe 15 years. (moving changes ISP)

I'm also Christian, I love Jesus very much.

I obey the 10 commandments.

Lying is the hardest, so I work on that and other things.

I pray and talk to God everyday.

I trust Jesus and his sacrifice and think He's gonna forgive all of us. (maybe not hitler)

I'm just another gay guy.

I'm gonna go dancing in the Castro of San Francisco now.

I'll be back.

Discuss
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THATS GOOD YOU OBEY THE COMMNDMENTS, ITS COOL YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST. THERE IS HOPE FOR YA
BUT YER NOT GAY
YER A HOMOSEXUAL......PERIOD
JESUS SAYS OBEY ALL OF MY FATHER(GOD) AND TRY TO DO THE THINGS I TEACH YOU.

SE YER HOMOSEXUALITY IS A MAJOR SIN, IT AINT LIKE DRINKING TOO MUCH OR CURSING.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU ARE SAVED? IF YOU WERE AND HAD JESUS CHRIST IN YER HEART AND SPIRIT WHY WOULD YOU PUPOSELY DISOBEY GOD AND HAVE SEX WITH OTHER MEN.

THERE ARE NO HOMOSEXUAL CHRISTIANS, SO STOP YER DELLUSIONAL BULLSHIT AND MOVE ON.
GET RIGHT OR BE GONE
THE TRUTH HAS NO AGENDA !!!
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Who cares if your Gay... why do even bother bringing it up at all?? As long as you love yourself and are comfortable with your lifestyle...why subject yourself to these people???

Life is about YOU... no one else
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AHHH VANITY, SELF WORSHIP......LMAO
THE TRUTH HAS NO AGENDA !!!
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Anyone stupid enough to believe it's a sin to be gay are fucking off their rocker! whatever
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LMAO ANOTHER DELLUSIONAL WAKJOB,
OHH WAIT .....FROM AUSTRALIA.......LOL FIGURES
THE TRUTH HAS NO AGENDA !!!
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It is pretty clear that being homosexual and believing the bible are kind of a paradox. Don't feel guilty for being homosexual. It is a natural phenomena. Religions have to make people feel guilty for being themselves...because that is the one thing that people cannot help...and if people think that they will be punished for this unless the "believe," then they will believe and spread the virus.
You are free to do as you wish, but you can find spiritual truth somewhere that does not threaten you.


YER SO FULL OF SHIT. HOMOSEXUALITY IS A DEMONIC ENDEAVOR
GOES AGAINST ALL OF NATURE.
THE TRUTH HAS NO AGENDA !!!
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Anyone stupid enough to believe it's a sin to be gay are fucking off their rocker! whatever
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LMAO ANOTHER DELLUSIONAL WAKJOB,
OHH WAIT .....FROM AUSTRALIA.......LOL FIGURES
 Quoting: SPIRITUAL WARRIOR



Go fuck yourself! lol


And if that Avatar is really you, well, you look about as gay as a sack full of Drag Queens on heat! Shove that up ya ass closet case! s226
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Anyone stupid enough to believe it's a sin to be gay are fucking off their rocker! whatever
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LMAO ANOTHER DELLUSIONAL WAKJOB,
OHH WAIT .....FROM AUSTRALIA.......LOL FIGURES
 Quoting: SPIRITUAL WARRIOR



Go fuck yourself! lol


And if that Avatar is really you, well, you look about as gay as a sack full of Drag Queens on heat! Shove that up ya ass closet case! s226
 Quoting: Danly



By the way, your music sucks ass. You cant sing for shit, and the side of my toilet bowl contains better art than your shit!
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