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Are you a Gemini? Everybody is welcome!

 
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Gattaca is a very cool movie.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Yea it is, sadly not many have watched it.
"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it.
Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."

— Vincent, Gattaca
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ohyeahgrinning
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lmao nice
"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it.
Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."

— Vincent, Gattaca
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Gemini here.


Shhh. Idiot. The OP is fishing for info


Excuse me while I punch my paranoid twin in the neck.
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I am GEMINI and definitely sense my duality!!!
 Quoting: mikeblack


Gemini here, however my Chinese zodiac is the Hare!
"Don't let the sword fall asleep in your hand."
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<-------- Gemini
We forget sometimes that there are saints living among us.
When we meet them, we are reminded, not just of the presence
of pure divinity right here on earth, but also of our own potential,
and of the responsibility we have to try to live up to it ~
for our own sakes and for the very future of this planet.
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Im not Gemini And I looked.
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June 8th Gemini here
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...So what was the other half of you doing while this half was writing these gay ass post?
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<---Twin
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every gemini has an evil twin.......
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Based on the the current definition (which is wrong), yes I am.
Fighting fatuousness, one AC at a time.
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Im not Gemini And I looked.
lmaodance5a
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GTFO!!!
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Me me -i am one ha ha should have said two maybe -the peacetwins
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This chic is :)
You Dont Have A Soul. You Are A Soul. You Have A Body.
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This chic is :)
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For some reason, I assumed you were. ;-`)
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Me me -i am one ha ha should have said two maybe -the peacetwins
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sorry i wasnt logged in
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Also a Gemini
The truth is in your eyes.....

Pull me from the gallows
of this fiber-optic nation
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SO OP are you just asking out of curiosity ? or a head count ?
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me.
It's only life, suck it up and stop crying.

We came to wreck everything and ruin your life, God sent us... -Romper Stomper 1992-

The reason the Jewish people are rich, is because they work hard and are smart, the reason you are a loser, is because you are lazy and stupid. - Mike Savage
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Gemini
Your key word is: COMMUNICATION. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for being con-artists. Geminis are often impatient, snappish, sarcastic, gossipy, cynical or nervously exhausted. You talk too much. People think you should be a used car salesman.


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2. Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an
enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then
go do something absolutely different, they are not being
two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they
know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle
of Gemini.

This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes
always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they
are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men
are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by,
and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie!
ShAme on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers,
"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my
life I wished I was a lesbian!"

Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught."
Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls
all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely
interested. Bitch.

However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are
easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini
parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar.
Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts,
even when neither of their parents have sisters.

Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.

[link to www.jokes2go.com]
You Dont Have A Soul. You Are A Soul. You Have A Body.
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SO OP are you just asking out of curiosity ? or a head count ?
 Quoting: woof658


Both, I guess. There have been a few astrology-related threads lately, and while I know Gemini's should be 8.3% of all GLP'ers it seemed we were underrepresented around here.

It would be cool to do a poll with all 12 choices available and see if GLP'ers are equally distributed.

I wonder what sign is most represented here?
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Gemini
Your key word is: COMMUNICATION. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for being con-artists. Geminis are often impatient, snappish, sarcastic, gossipy, cynical or nervously exhausted. You talk too much. People think you should be a used car salesman.


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 Quoting: woowoochic



Yes
No
Sometimes
Sometimes
No
yes, yes, yes, sometimes, yes and no.
No
I hope not
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Gemini
Your key word is: COMMUNICATION. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for being con-artists. Geminis are often impatient, snappish, sarcastic, gossipy, cynical or nervously exhausted. You talk too much. People think you should be a used car salesman.


[link to www.angelfire.com]
 Quoting: woowoochic


2. Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an
enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then
go do something absolutely different, they are not being
two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they
know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle
of Gemini.

This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes
always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they
are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men
are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by,
and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie!
ShAme on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers,
"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my
life I wished I was a lesbian!"

Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught."
Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls
all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely
interested. Bitch.

However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are
easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini
parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar.
Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts,
even when neither of their parents have sisters.

Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.

[link to www.jokes2go.com]
 Quoting: woowoochic


Damn Girl! Everything but the bisexuality/gay aspects apply to me. 1rof1
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Did any of you Geminis get in trouble at school a LOT more than other children?
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Gemini

Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses. Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.


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Sun and Lunar signs are Gemini. Chinese sign is the horse, eastern equivalent of Gemini.
 Quoting: Reikara


I'd say monkey is closer to being the Chinese equivalent of Gemini...Go monkey Gemini's!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2038187


rockon Gemini -Monkey- Blue Electric Eagle here hf
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Did any of you Geminis get in trouble at school a LOT more than other children?
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yes and that may be why i have no social skills -i was in 13 different schools before the 9th gradepeace
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Gemini
Your key word is: COMMUNICATION. You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for being con-artists. Geminis are often impatient, snappish, sarcastic, gossipy, cynical or nervously exhausted. You talk too much. People think you should be a used car salesman.


[link to www.angelfire.com]
 Quoting: woowoochic


2. Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an
enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then
go do something absolutely different, they are not being
two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they
know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle
of Gemini.

This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes
always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they
are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men
are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by,
and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie!
ShAme on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers,
"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my
life I wished I was a lesbian!"

Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught."
Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls
all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely
interested. Bitch.

However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are
easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini
parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar.
Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts,
even when neither of their parents have sisters.

Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.

[link to www.jokes2go.com]
 Quoting: woowoochic


Damn Girl! Everything but the bisexuality/gay aspects apply to me. 1rof1
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


You know, I still have not found the funny astrology traits thing I was looking actually looking for. These are o.k., but the other one is better...
You Dont Have A Soul. You Are A Soul. You Have A Body.
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Do you think the 1 person in voice chat is a Gemini?
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I don't subscribe to all this astrology nonsense, though I can see how one might view themselves with "gemini" tendencies.

I did have a weird experience when I was in 5th grade though, which was followed by an even weirder revelation four years later.

I woke up one night (must have been 2 AM) to my Mom and stepdad arguing... Nasty argument with cussing and name calling. I'm on my bed resting on my hands and elbows and suddenly these two guys (twins) walk through my door wearing black tuxedoes. They looked just like the dark-haired actor from Jake and the Fat man as well as Riptide. In sync, they say to me, "We'll be back." That's it. I'm just looking at them.

Anyway, it seemed so real that I honestly don't know if I was dreaming or not. Keep in mind, I was fifth grade and had no clue what astrology was at the time. Next, my bed starts shaking, up and down. I don't remember being afraid.

FF 4 years later. I'm sitting in my mom's bathroom doing my business, and my mom happens to have this dream interpretation book in there. So I pick it up, look through, and come across the zodiac page. Hmmm, I'm thinking. My BD is 6/18, so I scroll down and BAM! I see it. TWINS. I actually got goose bumps when I saw that for the first time.

Like I said though, I don't subscribe to all that astrology nonsense.

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