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Are you a Gemini? Everybody is welcome!

 
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Astrology is a lie. When astrologers say the sun is in one constellation, it’s actually in another, thanks to the FACT that astrologers are using outdated charts. The charts they use were created more than 2,000 years ago, and the Earth’s axial “wobble” has long since thrown those charts out of whack.
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:wtfguys:

Scorpio wants to visit too!
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ok geminis have a question for you...I heard you are friendlier than my people...I am a scorpio and asked over there, but they only ignore me...I get ignored a lot on this site...1dunno1dance


they were speaking of combo's, such as scorpio/snake; scorpio/dragon etc...

what does that mean?? and where do you find out this type of information? Thankshf
 Quoting: exiled1


Hey exiled1, I am no expert on astrology and in fact, I'm pretty ignorant about it all. Here is what I do know (or think I know). When you are born the constellations are located in specific places in the sky. You have your Sun sign, Scorpio in your case, and have each of the planets and Earth's moon in various astrological houses. For instance, my moon sign is Virgo and rising sign is Pisces. All 12 signs play a part in ones astrological makeup/forecast.

Now I'm probably wrong about a few things there, but that's how I understand it. ;-`)

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Astrology is a lie. When astrologers say the sun is in one constellation, it’s actually in another, thanks to the FACT that astrologers are using outdated charts. The charts they use were created more than 2,000 years ago, and the Earth’s axial “wobble” has long since thrown those charts out of whack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9269155


Astrology is not a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitler believed Astrology all his life and ended commiting a suicide, that proves it works!!!!
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ok geminis have a question for you...I heard you are friendlier than my people...I am a scorpio and asked over there, but they only ignore me...I get ignored a lot on this site...1dunno1dance


they were speaking of combo's, such as scorpio/snake; scorpio/dragon etc...

what does that mean?? and where do you find out this type of information? Thankshf
 Quoting: exiled1


Hey exiled1, I am no expert on astrology and in fact, I'm pretty ignorant about it all. Here is what I do know (or think I know). When you are born the constellations are located in specific places in the sky. You have your Sun sign, Scorpio in your case, and have each of the planets and Earth's moon in various astrological houses. For instance, my moon sign is Virgo and rising sign is Pisces. All 12 signs play a part in ones astrological makeup/forecast.

Now I'm probably wrong about a few things there, but that's how I understand it. ;-`)

peace
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And you still pee outside.
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Well...I was born early June 22, but 90% of the birthing process was on June 21...does this make me Gemini? I've noticed that both Gemini and Cancer Astrologies apply to me...as well as characteristics of both.

I've always wondered about this...which am I? scratching
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im a LEO and Gem's and Leo's are Buds (I also live near black river falls :-p )
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ok geminis have a question for you...I heard you are friendlier than my people...I am a scorpio and asked over there, but they only ignore me...I get ignored a lot on this site...1dunno1dance


they were speaking of combo's, such as scorpio/snake; scorpio/dragon etc...

what does that mean?? and where do you find out this type of information? Thankshf
 Quoting: exiled1


Oh snake, dragon etc.

That's ones Sign combined with the Chinese calendar. Each year has an associated animal with it. Year of the Rat, Year of the Snake, etc. I think it's a 13 year rotation.
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ok geminis have a question for you...I heard you are friendlier than my people...I am a scorpio and asked over there, but they only ignore me...I get ignored a lot on this site...1dunno1dance


they were speaking of combo's, such as scorpio/snake; scorpio/dragon etc...

what does that mean?? and where do you find out this type of information? Thankshf
 Quoting: exiled1


Oh snake, dragon etc.

That's ones Sign combined with the Chinese calendar. Each year has an associated animal with it. Year of the Rat, Year of the Snake, etc. I think it's a 13 year rotation.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


ok thanks wnb!! Ill have to look that up...
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im a LEO and Gem's and Leo's are Buds (I also live near black river falls :-p )
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hi neighbor!
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ok geminis have a question for you...I heard you are friendlier than my people...I am a scorpio and asked over there, but they only ignore me...I get ignored a lot on this site...1dunno1dance


they were speaking of combo's, such as scorpio/snake; scorpio/dragon etc...

what does that mean?? and where do you find out this type of information? Thankshf
 Quoting: exiled1


Oh snake, dragon etc.

That's ones Sign combined with the Chinese calendar. Each year has an associated animal with it. Year of the Rat, Year of the Snake, etc. I think it's a 13 year rotation.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


ok thanks wnb!! Ill have to look that up...
 Quoting: exiled1


that was quick. apparently Im a horse...peace


hoping for something cool like a dragonwhatever
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that was quick. apparently Im a horse...peace


hoping for something cool like a dragonwhatever
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You're like 6 months older than me...Old Man!
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that was quick. apparently Im a horse...peace


hoping for something cool like a dragonwhatever
 Quoting: exiled1


You're like 6 months older than me...Old Man!
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


Yeah I guess in human years Im getting up there..
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I am the Nobody and also a Gemini
That is why RA-EL said that he was the Nobody,,People need to awaken to their lies
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I can never settle down! First I was a christian, then a deist, then an atheist, then an ancient alienist, and now I'm a spiritualist.

That happened in the last 6 months. If I were to make a text of the religious choices of my life I would finish tomorrow only.
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I,m a gemini, i've have a twin brother, my name thomas is aramese for twin, my birthday is on eleventh of june and eleven is the number that also representatie twin. Guess i,m fucked :)
 Quoting: tommy twisted 1287121


I'm A Gemini born on June 11 too.
And a Horse in the Chinese zodiac which is their version of Gemini and I def have dual personality
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Gemini here too, I certainly have 2 sides to me, or atleast thats what my wife says, a good side and a bad side.
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<--me too..........sniff............who farted?
“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
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<--me too..........sniff............who farted?
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It was Mr Sexy, a few months ago.
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<-- Gemini/snake here
"...and we dance to the music that plays in our teeth..."

:GLPbook:
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Well...I was born early June 22, but 90% of the birthing process was on June 21...does this make me Gemini? I've noticed that both Gemini and Cancer Astrologies apply to me...as well as characteristics of both.

I've always wondered about this...which am I? scratching
 Quoting: AttackOfTheKreel


Me too AotK :-) Very 'dual' in pretty much everthing...even seeing both sides of an argument lol

I'm not au fait with chinese ast. but i'm a horse and am quite obsessed with the creatures :-)

Our rising sign bears quite an impact too i believe.

There's a really good site that gives you a chart...and indepth perspective of your birthchart. I'll post a link tomorrow when i've dug it out.

hf
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Well...I was born early June 22, but 90% of the birthing process was on June 21...does this make me Gemini? I've noticed that both Gemini and Cancer Astrologies apply to me...as well as characteristics of both.

I've always wondered about this...which am I? scratching
 Quoting: AttackOfTheKreel


Me too AotK :-) Very 'dual' in pretty much everthing...even seeing both sides of an argument lol

I'm not au fait with chinese ast. but i'm a horse and am quite obsessed with the creatures :-)

Our rising sign bears quite an impact too i believe.

There's a really good site that gives you a chart...and indepth perspective of your birthchart. I'll post a link tomorrow when i've dug it out.

hf
 Quoting: Neupschal 10740652


free birth chart for anyone really interested
[link to astro.cafeastrology.com]
"...and we dance to the music that plays in our teeth..."

:GLPbook:
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I'm actually a Virgo. But I don't like being discriminated against. So I came in to look around.

Do you really think that you are your birth date?

OK.. So I just read what it is to be a Virgo and yeah... that's me. But I would still have been me even if I had been born a month early. So OK , I will leave you Geminis alone to do whatever it is that you Geminis do when left alone.


Don't bother to respond. I'm outta here. You didn't want me anyway.
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Gemini here as well! I have always seemed to be attracted to Scorpios - OUCH! lol
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We love a good challenge and it don't get any more difficult than hooking up with a Scorpio.
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Gemini here as well! I have always seemed to be attracted to Scorpios - OUCH! lol
 Quoting: networkingman


We love a good challenge and it don't get any more difficult than hooking up with a Scorpio.
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True, but after 12 years, I had to give it up...
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2. Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an
enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then
go do something absolutely different, they are not being
two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they
know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle
of Gemini.

This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes
always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they
are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men
are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by,
and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie!
ShAme on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers,
"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my
life I wished I was a lesbian!"

Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught."
Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls
all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely
interested. Bitch.

However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are
easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini
parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar.
Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts,
even when neither of their parents have sisters.

Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.

[link to www.jokes2go.com]
 Quoting: woowoochic


sigh..I am what some consider a "gemini" but am , like John Wayne, NOT bisexual nor fit any part of any of this description...FAIL!!
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2. Gemini (May 22-June 21)

Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an
enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then
go do something absolutely different, they are not being
two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they
know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle
of Gemini.

This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes
always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they
are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men
are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by,
and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie!
ShAme on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers,
"Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my
life I wished I was a lesbian!"

Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught."
Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls
all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely
interested. Bitch.

However, Geminis tend to be very naive and gullible, so they are
easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini
parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar.
Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts,
even when neither of their parents have sisters.

Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Joan
Collins, Bob Hope, Tony Curtis, John Wayne, Pat Boone, Lord Larry
Olivier, Queen Victoria, Brigham Young.

[link to www.jokes2go.com]
 Quoting: woowoochic


sigh..I am what some consider a "gemini" but am , like John Wayne, NOT bisexual nor fit any part of any of this description...FAIL!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1245622


or gay!!! how dare you slight John Wayne like that..he is spinning in his grave
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Im a gemini
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I like it. I get to decide 1000 times a day whether I'm going to be Castor or Pollux.
 Quoting: Evil_Twin


This!! Yes!! And sometimes they decide once I wake up.
"The human machine will finally bleed,
The human machine will finally cease to be.

So set yourself free,
And disengage from reality."
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Everybody pisses and moans about the inherent duplicity in Gemini's.
Screw you!
We are awesome. You get two for one!!!
Why?
Because we Gemini's are awesome and irresistible.
So screw all you haters!

Last Edited by repatriated_one on 05/30/2012 12:59 AM
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