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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3471072  United States10/20/2011 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 946424 United States10/20/2011 12:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! |
| Anonymous Cowherder Stop the inanity!  User ID: 2245483 United States10/20/2011 12:54 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! LOL took the words out of my mouth... Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929! Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be. Restore the Republic. Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements! It's a flower, not something to be feared.  - Moo! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3680843 United States10/20/2011 12:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!  OP, you sound a typical teenager. Hopefully after you move out of your parents home your Mums intelligence/cooking will greatly improve. I hear that happens a lot. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3471072 United States10/20/2011 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! OP, you sound a typical teenager. Hopefully after you move out of your parents home your Mums intelligence/cooking will greatly improve. I hear that happens a lot.Im 27. I have enough to move out and live on minimum wage at an apartment but Im saving money to produce a movie. |
| Azila User ID: 1360922 United States10/20/2011 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Peloria User ID: 3615495 Sweden10/20/2011 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! OP, you sound a typical teenager. Hopefully after you move out of your parents home your Mums intelligence/cooking will greatly improve. I hear that happens a lot.Im 27. I have enough to move out and live on minimum wage at an apartment but Im saving money to produce a movie. Good grief!!! Stop dissing your mother and be grateful shes letting you live their, with your whining and all  What does not destroy us, will make us stronger |
| MrOysterhead User ID: 1546790 United States10/20/2011 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! OP, you sound a typical teenager. Hopefully after you move out of your parents home your Mums intelligence/cooking will greatly improve. I hear that happens a lot.Im 27. I have enough to move out and live on minimum wage at an apartment but Im saving money to produce a movie. you sir are scum. maybe you should be thanking your mom for providing for you instead of being a whiney little bitch. plan on cutting your mom in on the profits of your movie since she is taking care of you now? There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know. |
| ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 United States10/20/2011 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Come join us at OWS!!!!! WE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!! OP, you sound a typical teenager. Hopefully after you move out of your parents home your Mums intelligence/cooking will greatly improve. I hear that happens a lot.Im 27. I have enough to move out and live on minimum wage at an apartment but Im saving money to produce a movie.  We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1315838 United States10/20/2011 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Spoiled ? Wait until you get out on your own ! You will be eating shitsteaks and loving them ! No sauce !  |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3471072 United States10/20/2011 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She wont let me use her kitchen because shes affraid I might burn down the house or I might cause harm to myself. She gets really pissed when I do make the meals without telling her or when she fucks up a meal I just go out and buy fast food and she gets pissed and says I wasted my money on fast food when we have food at home. Do you see why I get frustrated? |
| impetigo User ID: 3553819 United States10/20/2011 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, I feel your pain, it sounds like more is going on than just the sauce, but that's how you're explaining it. In any event, for the next couple of days, could you offer to make dinner and tell your Mom you want to give her a break? Then fix it your way... People get into ruts in the kitchen and sometimes really don't have a clue or realize what they're doing... |
| Anonymous Cowherder Stop the inanity! User ID: 2245483 United States10/20/2011 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She wont let me use her kitchen because shes affraid I might burn down the house or I might cause harm to myself. She gets really pissed when I do make the meals without telling her or when she fucks up a meal I just go out and buy fast food and she gets pissed and says I wasted my money on fast food when we have food at home. Do you see why I get frustrated? no Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Reapportionment Act of 1929! Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be. Restore the Republic. Thread: The Bill of Rights does NOT include age requirements! It's a flower, not something to be feared. - Moo! |
| Boominfocus66 User ID: 1654822 United States10/20/2011 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you were a registered member I would give you negative karma for being a whinny little bitch! Your generation is fucking doomed! Grow the fuck up and love your mom! Do you know how expensive food is and how hard it is to cook after a long day of working? Oh yeah you have no clue, because your still a little bitch of a boy. Now fuck off and grow up!!!! I finally found my home: GLP |
| Azila User ID: 1360922 United States10/20/2011 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She wont let me use her kitchen because shes affraid I might burn down the house or I might cause harm to myself. She gets really pissed when I do make the meals without telling her or when she fucks up a meal I just go out and buy fast food and she gets pissed and says I wasted my money on fast food when we have food at home. Do you see why I get frustrated? No, I don't. You sucked that tit dry long ago. If you don't like it, move out. If you have no respect for her, which you don't, get out of HER house and take care of your ADULT self. .....And Grace will lead me home. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 3550174 United States10/20/2011 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She fats up every meals she makes. Doesnt piss me off, though, I just dont eat her food, and I dont give her recipes anymore. Stop eating your moms cooking, make your own food and dont give her any tasks that are related to cooking. |
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| Mad Pole User ID: 1423464 United States10/20/2011 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Respect and love your Mom, she is the only Mom you ever will have. She is the one that carried you for 9 months to bring you into this world. She is the one that cared for you enough to raise your current status (kids are expensive and time consuming). She is the only one that will truly love you beyond what others can or will. We only get one Mom, cherish yours or you will be sorry one day. Mommas youngest getting paper like the oldest one.. We living better guess God felt he owed us one. ------------------- i was born a sweet lil babi but them staven streets raized me up crazy -------------------- I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3471072 United States10/20/2011 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, you sound a typical teenager. Hopefully after you move out of your parents home your Mums intelligence/cooking will greatly improve. I hear that happens a lot. Im 27. I have enough to move out and live on minimum wage at an apartment but Im saving money to produce a movie. you sir are scum. maybe you should be thanking your mom for providing for you instead of being a whiney little bitch. plan on cutting your mom in on the profits of your movie since she is taking care of you now? How am I being whiny? Shes been doing this for 27 years. Even when Im preparing like awhile back, I added 1LB of ground beef because the instructions from youtube said so... You know what she made me do? She said no "listen to me add 2LB." I said no, the instructions said 1LB it might not taste good if we go dont follow the instructions. She told me if I dont like it, then I should leave. I was WTF! Shes such a control freak! No Im not planning on cutting her in on the profits but I will give alot to my dad and he will share it with her, but I will not give it to her directly. |
| Miss H. User ID: 1544309 United States10/20/2011 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She wont let me use her kitchen because shes affraid I might burn down the house or I might cause harm to myself. She gets really pissed when I do make the meals without telling her or when she fucks up a meal I just go out and buy fast food and she gets pissed and says I wasted my money on fast food when we have food at home. Do you see why I get frustrated? I don't see it ... neither does George. ~humans are such strange creatures some are capable of kindness beyond that of angels ... others commit acts that would put a demon to shame~ |
| PatrikC325 User ID: 1166101 United States10/20/2011 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck my mom pisses me off with her bullshit. When she makes meals for me she asks me what I want on it and I tell her nothing. Dont add any sauces or anything to it because I can add it myself. What does she do? She fucking adds shit to it! All the damn time! And her reason is.. "I wanted it to have a certain taste." This happens all the fucking time! I tell her dont add sugar, what does she do? Adds a little sugar. Im like your not eating it, let me add the shit myself! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 Just awhile ago, I she asked me how to make something because she wanted to make it today, I said no you're going to mess it up. Ill make it right now and it can be prepared later by just putting it in the oven at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. I made the dish and I was thinking... Okay, it cant go wrong. I told her just to place it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. You know what she said? "Yes I know." What the fuck does she do? She fucking microwaves the shit! Im like WTF! It has a different taste to it. This shit drives me fucking crazy. If I wasnt living with her and if she didnt pay the bills, I would have literally picked up the plate and thrown it in the garbage bin in front of her face and say you fucked it up. Shes always doing something off from the instructions just so its "her way." I cant wait till Im out of here so I can tell her she fucked it up and throw that shit in the bin! Does your mother ever do stupid shit that pisses you off like that? Fuck its annoying. Hey Chef! You do the cooking from now on and start pulling your own weight around the house. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3471072 United States10/20/2011 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a friend who does that. She'll ask for a recipe for anything from A-Z. The she'll totally change up the recipe to make it her own. She usually adds mayo to everything, or takes this item out, and then adds 3 new items that she would prefer, cause thats how SHE wants to make it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3550174 She fats up every meals she makes. Doesnt piss me off, though, I just dont eat her food, and I dont give her recipes anymore. Stop eating your moms cooking, make your own food and dont give her any tasks that are related to cooking. If it doesnt piss you off anymore then that means it pissed you off before. What did you do to accept it, I mean how did you learn to cope with it? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3471072 United States10/20/2011 01:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She wont let me use her kitchen because shes affraid I might burn down the house or I might cause harm to myself. She gets really pissed when I do make the meals without telling her or when she fucks up a meal I just go out and buy fast food and she gets pissed and says I wasted my money on fast food when we have food at home. Do you see why I get frustrated? I don't see it ... neither does George. Your just being bias because you're a female. |
| MrOysterhead User ID: 1546790 United States10/20/2011 01:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How am I being whiny? Shes been doing this for 27 years. Even when Im preparing like awhile back, I added 1LB of ground beef because the instructions from youtube said so... You know what she made me do? She said no "listen to me add 2LB." I said no, the instructions said 1LB it might not taste good if we go dont follow the instructions. She told me if I dont like it, then I should leave. I was WTF! Shes such a control freak! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3471072 No Im not planning on cutting her in on the profits but I will give alot to my dad and he will share it with her, but I will not give it to her directly. Take a hint and leave. she obviously wants you out of the house. you are 27...be a man...grow the fuck up...and live on your own....the world doesnt need anymore shitty movies from mommy's basment. There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know. |
