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*** does anyone use mayonnaise for a deep hair conditioner ***

 
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*** does anyone use mayonnaise for a deep hair conditioner ***
my hair is super dry from flat ironing and colouring. i've tried the salon treatments and none work as well as mayonnaise. just tried it once and it worked wonders.

so i applied it dry to my hair and let it sit for a couple hours. rinsed it out with cold water and my hair was much better. i'm going to keep doing it till it's in better condition.

--can anyone who uses this condition suggest whether it's better to apply it to your hair dry, wet or after it's washed? what's works best to penetrate the hair shaft. also, do you use just mayo or add other ingredients like egg yolks or olive oil?
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My Brother for years has used it.... he hates eating it...despises it... but uses it as a deep conditioner
and his hair is gorgeous at age 55
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I tried it once in High School-must have used too much because it took days to wash out.

Oddly, I was just thinking of doing it again, I'm certain it works, but you just need the extra time.
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It been a while since I have done this because its so expensive to buy now. It is better to apply to dry hair thats when its the most porus to soak in. I also have used Chamomile tea too for shine and softness. You can keep it in a spray bottle and use as a conditioner. Another home remady for hair is beer (cheap dont matter) let it soak for about 15 minutes then use a gentle shampoo to rinse out.

I am going to have to go back to this too it worked so much better especially since my hair is over treated and dry.

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I once dated a lady in San Diego who used it when she would sunbathe. To protect her hair from the suns rays.
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It been a while since I have done this because its so expensive to buy now. It is better to apply to dry hair thats when its the most porus to soak in. I also have used Chamomile tea too for shine and softness. You can keep it in a spray bottle and use as a conditioner. Another home remady for hair is beer (cheap dont matter) let it soak for about 15 minutes then use a gentle shampoo to rinse out.

I am going to have to go back to this too it worked so much better especially since my hair is over treated and dry.

broccoli
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1443071


Mayo is way cheaper than those salon ones the hairdressers try and sell ya. It's pretty cheap here (like $3.00). I get the real mayo because all the info i've read says to use the real stuff.


Good to know about the beer and tea. I give it a try. Thanks for the info.
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I tried it once in High School-must have used too much because it took days to wash out.

Oddly, I was just thinking of doing it again, I'm certain it works, but you just need the extra time.
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I'm tell ya, it worked wonders. My hairdresser gave me heck cuz my hair was dry when he cut it. Then he sold me $60.00 in salon deep conditions. None worked that well. I color and straighten my hair so it's fried. Mainly cuz I wasn't doing treatments like I use to.

So I did the mayo last week and I got asked by a few people how I get my hair so shiny and straight. I couldn't believe they said that about my fried hair.

It's a miracle conditioner.
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Beer in your hair will add volumn and if you use a hair dryer there is no beer smell.
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It's actually a good colonic too.
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It is best on ham sammiches n burgers.
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try milkshakes or soft ice they have eggs in it also.


i tryed a spoon pnce when i was young and realy i almost puked .
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rub in some coconut oil to the ends it really is the best conditioner for dry hair. Good on you for not wasting money on expensive chemicals on your hair and skin! Here is a great website I use for some recipes for homemade natural beauty recipes- [link to healthrecipes.com]
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lol mayo !?
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my hair is super dry from flat ironing and colouring. i've tried the salon treatments and none work as well as mayonnaise. just tried it once and it worked wonders.

so i applied it dry to my hair and let it sit for a couple hours. rinsed it out with cold water and my hair was much better. i'm going to keep doing it till it's in better condition.

--can anyone who uses this condition suggest whether it's better to apply it to your hair dry, wet or after it's washed? what's works best to penetrate the hair shaft. also, do you use just mayo or add other ingredients like egg yolks or olive oil?
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I have before. My best one is honey and some kind of oil. Wrap it in plastic and add the heat of a blow dryer. Really nice.
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just tried a mixture of mayo/egg yolks/olive oil.

with this mixture, it was really, really hard to comb through. yikes! the mayo by itself was easy to comb through. don't know if i would try mixing other stuff with the mayo again. may be the oil. applying oil has never helped my hair. and it was always hard to get out and left my hair heavy feeling. i think i'll go back to the mayo only.
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use mayonnaise to get rid of head lice from hair.

the poison they sell is $15.00 for less than an ounce, and the POISON does enter the skin of the human, whereas mayo is $3.00 for a giant jar, enough for 10-15 uses and it is NOT poison.
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What I enjoy doing is moisten some bread then dab a healthy portion of mayo onto bread.

Then I shape the bread and mayo and stick it on my face.
Allow it to dry. Not to dry because it will fall off.

Then I walk up to any one that might be eating and
start to tell them about how this zit on my face
feels like its ready to pop anytime.

Then I squeeze the bread and mayo with index finger
and thumb.

Looks like a huge infected zit popping and oozing.

For more details buy my book.
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What I enjoy doing is moisten some bread then dab a healthy portion of mayo onto bread.

Then I shape the bread and mayo and stick it on my face.
Allow it to dry. Not to dry because it will fall off.

Then I walk up to any one that might be eating and
start to tell them about how this zit on my face
feels like its ready to pop anytime.

Then I squeeze the bread and mayo with index finger
and thumb.

Looks like a huge infected zit popping and oozing.

For more details buy my book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1545100


my neighbor does that to prevent wrinkles, no kidding.
she moistens some bread in mayo and leaves it on her face overnight. overnight is the key. she obviously sleeps on her back.

then in the morning, she takes it off and applies her moisturer. she does not rinse her face unti 24 hrs later. she is in her 50s and looks 29.

ops, just gave her secret away. the big companies will be after me if they get a hold of trade secrets leaked over the net.
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I used olive oil once. Only once because when I got to work everyone said I looked like a drowned rat.
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Re: *** does anyone use mayonnaise for a deep hair conditioner ***
Im in the process of doing a deep condition. I made mine

Egg Yolk
Coconut Oil
EVOO
Mayo
(you can add esstinal oil for a nice scent)
a little conditioner.

I apply it all over, but a bag on my head, and ill be leaving it one for a few hours. Till i take my night shower, so about 2 more hours.
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10/22/2011 09:16 PM
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Did she sing the jingle in a beer commercial? heineken i think,
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What I enjoy doing is moisten some bread then dab a healthy portion of mayo onto bread.

Then I shape the bread and mayo and stick it on my face.
Allow it to dry. Not to dry because it will fall off.

Then I walk up to any one that might be eating and
start to tell them about how this zit on my face
feels like its ready to pop anytime.

Then I squeeze the bread and mayo with index finger
and thumb.

Looks like a huge infected zit popping and oozing.

For more details buy my book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1545100


LOL
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I have before.

I also use it on the leaves of my household plants. Shiny!
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NO! Definitely NOT!

Oh, sorry, wrong thread. stoner
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Re: *** does anyone use mayonnaise for a deep hair conditioner ***
Im in the process of doing a deep condition. I made mine

Egg Yolk
Coconut Oil
EVOO
Mayo
(you can add esstinal oil for a nice scent)
a little conditioner.

I apply it all over, but a bag on my head, and ill be leaving it one for a few hours. Till i take my night shower, so about 2 more hours.
 Quoting: AC702


can you comb through your hair? don't know why but when i just used mayo i could comb it through. then i did it with mayo/egg yolks/olive oil and it was very hair to comb through. i have it sitting on my hair. will rinse out in three hours. hope it turns out okay.
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Julia Roberts did in the movie "Dying Young"!ohyeah
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Fuck that nasty shit...


Use extra virgin organic coconut oil.
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Fuck that nasty shit...


Use extra virgin organic coconut oil.
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yeah, i've had it sitting on my hair for 3 hours. the olive oil from the mix is dripping down. it's gross. don't think i'll do it again. but the mayo only treatment was amazing when i did it last week.

how do you use the coconut oil? like put it on dry hair, then let sit and rinse out. or just apply to ends of dry hair?
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Fuck that nasty shit...


Use extra virgin organic coconut oil.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


yeah, i've had it sitting on my hair for 3 hours. the olive oil from the mix is dripping down. it's gross. don't think i'll do it again. but the mayo only treatment was amazing when i did it last week.

how do you use the coconut oil? like put it on dry hair, then let sit and rinse out. or just apply to ends of dry hair?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313077
Maybe Google coconut oil conditioner and see what it says.





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