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GLP Experiment : Read this post every night for fourteen days..

 
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10/11/2005 12:01 AM
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GLP-Experiment.. shroom

Bookmark and return here every night just before bed and read this post for 14 days., please report any oddities that may have occured durring this experiment. I´ve tried this with 6 of my freinds and now 4 of them are so freaked out they won´t talk to me any more.

Before reading this make sure you are comfortable, alone & relaxed. Better results are obtained if you are laying down. Go to bed directly or shortly after reading this post each night.

So now that you are comfortable let´s begin..

Imagine yourself standing on a hilltop overlooking a small orchard.. allow the smell of the orchard blossoms to fill you with a sense of peace & serenity.

As you look to the edge of the orchard you see two rivers flowing towards each other, one is flowing from the east to the west and the other flows from west to east.

At the point where the two rivers merge there is a bridge with a person standing in the midle. Allow yourself a few moments to observe this person..

As you move a little closer you realize that the rivers represent information flowing between the left and right parts of your brain. Take some time to observe the information that´s flowing between the two rivers..

Now allow yourself to realize that the bridge crossing over these two rivers is actually a bridge between your concious and subconcious mind and the person on the bridge is you.

Take a few more moments to look around at the orchard, then slowly take your leave of this place feeling calm, relaxed and comfortable.

See you on the other side of the matrix..

This thread was started. Oct 10/2005.
I will return to this post . Oct 24/2005.
AA (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Interesting experiment. This thread is in my favorites.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Will be doing this Tonite! bookmarked, U better not waste 14 nights of my life damned
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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no thanks , ...sounds like pay per click psy ops to me
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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You´ve got me wary since you put a little devil icon next to the thread title. What´s the experiment supposed to do or would telling ruin the experiment?
AA (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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1085 11274 how paranoid can you possibly be???
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Paranoid enough, I guess lol

Especially after you say: "I´ve tried this with 6 of my freinds and now 4 of them are so freaked out they won´t talk to me any more."

damned
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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er..or espeically after b|ink says that.
AA (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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I would love to be able to tap into my sub-conscious mind more clearly.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Well, I guess I´ll try this experiment since I´m curious and tapping into the subconscious is okay [I think]. But if anyone brainwashes me and turns me into an assassin for China or for Manchurian Global...I´m suing!

[my still small voice keeps saying..."curiosity killed the cat"]

alienship
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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OK my curiosity has got the best of me, I´m in. beer2
Mole (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Ok, I´m in too, I printed it out then I can read it before I go to bed.
^TrInItY^ (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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hell my attention span is 14 mins and you expect me to remember this for 14 days?

lol

shit I already lost

j/k
BUSH MUST GO (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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I´ll try also b|ink.

Experiments like these can turn out pretty interesting.

Trinity... 1rof1

Me, too. That´s why I used the word ´try.´ But I will add it to my favorites.
jonk (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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So !

Anything yet ?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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b|ink,

1doh1

I thought of it last night before going on-line but then I spaced...

I did envision it though!

And I did again now...

Nothing yet.

Not even any acid flashbacks.

Did feel the first night, after thinking about it, a rectangular screen began to appear across my frontal lobels as I stood on the bridge...

Actually, it was more of a sensation.

No, wait. That was the computer screen glowing...

I´ll shut up now.

anon
defiler (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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I passed by this thread a few times already in the last few days..

Can I still play? If so, I´ll go back and actually read the original post.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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COLUMBINE ANYONE??????bushfingwtf
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Cool experiment. Will give it a go.

I have a question first, though. Any guidance on where the 2 merging rivers should go? Like should you visualize them flowing into a placid lake in the background? Or should they split after a little ways and loop back around to merge again in a perpetual flow?
The reason I ask is because when I read the post vividly detailing the scene, the smells and how the water merged and went under the bridge and then all of a sudden the post goes into focusing on the person BUT we left the merged rivers running full blast without telling them where to go! It forced me to disassociate from the person on the bridge and to address the flooding of the orchard!
lol
Oh my, what are the ramifications! Conscious and subconscious minds flooding the orchard. What´s the orchard represent anyway?

**Note** To any of you who have read this post of mine, you can go back now to your own version of guided imagery, fully confidant that ´you´ are in charge of where your merged river flows!
stoner
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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"..please report any oddities." Do you mean like deja vu and shit. Because today I had a doosie.

Last night I smoked a couple of bowlfulls and took my laptop to bed. I cruised some threads around here, a few of yours actually.

After reading the experiment I did a few more bowls and I started remembering things from high-school. GLP sort of reminds me of a high-school cafiteria.

I fell asleep and those school days were all I could dream about.. I mean I relived the entire four years in one night.

Just before I woke from my dream a girl came rushing up from behind me like one of those gliches in the matrix and slapped me on the right shoulder and giggled "Get the Fuck out´a here.." She was laughing hard and it made me smile as I opened my eyes.

I remember thinking to myself man that was the coolest dream & the best sleep I´d had in weeks.

I got up did my thing and whent to work and on my way home I stopped to get some smokes and bumped into a girl I used to know in high school. She came up behind me at the counter.

This experiment was the first thing that popped into my head the minute she came up behind me did that old cheerleader squeel "GeT the fuck OuT´a heere, how are you doing."

I started smilling like I was waiting for the piano to drop on my head.. That was when the matrix shit kicked into high gear.

As I was handing the guy the money for my smokes I suddenly became creepishly aware of the fact that the guy behind the counter looked alot like your avitar, red cap and all!!

I´ve spent the rest of day sitting here on the couch in a full flung panic attack.

I´ve smoked a couple of bowls and I´m ok now but, b|ink wtf is going on here?

Is this the type of stuff that´s supposed to happen? It´s like suddenly I feel like I´m part of a bad Bugs Bunny script.

I´m going to make a point of stopping at that same store tommorow after work.

I´ll do the experiment again tonight and report back here again tommorow night.

stoner
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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link?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Which side of the orchard am I standing on?
The Bridge or The Hill?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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traffic on 340
zangtang (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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do not under any circumstances visualise the person on the bridge pointing at the convergence of the waters and, lifting their arm up, drawing water from the rivers to create a diaphaneous chinese dragon with twenty foot translucent wings rippling with silver turquoiseness.......awaiting your command.

cos then you´ll be in trouble!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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So, this is common-or-garden sorcery is it? I s3ee.
AA (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Tried it the other night and had a pretty weird experience.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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So what was your experience AA can you give us a clue as to what this may be all about?
susano (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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IcU-2 - Are you serious?! That just gave me a serious case of the willies.
Dexter (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Damnit Dirk you gotta quit distractin me....
someoz in where (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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There´s a book called An Experiment with Time. Its 70 or 80 years old by a bloke called donne, I think.

Anyway if you search for them words in any combination on any search engine, you´ll probably find some way to get or learn about the book.

My mate Mark made me do some experiments from it once, something I can´t remember probably cos its so freaky. It involved conscious awareness of when you go to bed, when you plan to wake up, and something about writing down your dreams. There was something else to do with visualising your sleeping patterns or something, can´t remember. It was a bit like that film Groundhog Day is, probably I haven´t seen it. Trippy stuff tho.

Zangtang is right about that dragon, don´t visualise it whatever else you do.

Under any circustances.

Ever.

No really.

Don´t do it.
susano (OP)

12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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And when you´re dreaming, DON´T look down at your hands.

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