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will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?

 
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will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
i had a small dime bag and would smoke a little of it every night for about a week, very small skinny joints. I didnt smoke much before this, maybe a month before.
I havent smoked in about a week and have a potential interview and if they like me then they will drug test.

I am thin and exercise almost everyday and eat healthy. Should I call them back for the interview , or would I just waste our time?
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
It can take more than a month for that to clear you system. Best bet if you want a job, don't smoke it.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
42 days for it to be out of your system
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Take the test, if they call to say you failed and they won't hire you, tell them; "oh well, your loss. My private time, and what I do with it, is my business, not yours."
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
it only takes a month if you are a regular smoker
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
pass on it.. give the job to a none loser pot head.. go back to work at mcdonalds
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
when you fail a drug test it shows up on the thing as the TYPE of drug you took in weeds case it would show up as a hellucinogen,which in certain cases some places will never hire you if they think you have taken lsd because it can sometimes comeback and you will have flashbacks and even if it was something small such as a tylenol 3 it will show up an an opiate and make them think you are a heroin addict
that's why alot of times they dont want you drinkin coffee because it can show up as a stimulant
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
i had a small dime bag and would smoke a little of it every night for about a week, very small skinny joints. I didnt smoke much before this, maybe a month before.
I havent smoked in about a week and have a potential interview and if they like me then they will drug test.

I am thin and exercise almost everyday and eat healthy. Should I call them back for the interview , or would I just waste our time?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1287195


Drink helly H20 & cranberry juice. Exercise daily.
Get an at-home test strip kit for verification.

I'm a daily smoker, and was clean in 12 days using the above.


Edit: You may need to supplement with vitamins as your urine will generally look clear as shit.

Last Edited by qwerty123 on 10/24/2011 01:38 PM
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Take two tablespoons of acetic acid with glass of water every time you drink water. Drink large glass of this water 15 mins before test. Will work to clear you within 6 days. Acetic acidis vinegar such as apple cider vinegar.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
two weeks without smoking are enough if you aren't a regular smoker.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
ask your doc he will tell you 3 days to a week ... that is if your a sometime smoker but if your cronic it can take up to 2 months also take a female estrogen pill before ya go lol it will make them think
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Don't use cranberry or other "cleanouts" for a week before.

They cause you to burn fat which releases the metabolites.
The day before the test, eat heavy carb rich food and drink protien shakes.
This causes you body to burn the carbs you ingested rather than the fat in your body. If you don't burn fat before the test, the metabolites won't show.

Best to give 'em what they want....clean piss at 98 degrees.
A small bottle with a temp strip, a non-smokin friend and a hand warmer will accomplish this.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Drink lots o fresh citrus juice, it will help getting rid off the 'forbidden' substance in your system. It will, however, being traceable in your hair, so start shaving!!!
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
are you sure it is urine only?
they may ask to take a hair sample
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Take your wives pee and hide it somewhere on your body in a small bottle or so. That'll make 'm scratch their heads.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Take your wives pee and hide it somewhere on your body in a small bottle or so. That'll make 'm scratch their heads.
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IME, that's a failed test.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
hey guy..do this.

drink vitawater until there is piss streaming out of every hole you got...drink it like mad and then drink some more...also juice up lemons into water and drink the shit out of that...im not kidding...drink soooo fucking much of the above two drinks. also and THIS IS CRITICAL, go to the drug store and buy a good vit. b complex and fuck the directions, take 3 times as many as it say..this WILL NOT harm you okay...


if your not obscenely fat and have told the truth about your frequency of said habit, and you do the above, you WILL pass your drug test and get the job...

whatever you do, DO NOT take one of those fucking retarded drinks from the head shop...ALL drug screens also test for common ingredients in those things that would otherwise be in super low levels in your system


where i work, piss testing is random, common, frequent and from a safety standpoint, necessary so sadly i cannot endulge anymore but i know A LOT about the practical side of this and my old lady is a nurse and this shit is very common at the clinic for the industry so again

VITA WATER LIKE A MAD MUTHERFUCKER
LEMON WATER LIKE A MAD MOTHERFUCKER
(I mean LOTS dude-when your full, have 8 more pints)
VIT. B COMPLEX LIKE A MAD MOTHERFUCKER





congrats, you got a job now
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
hey guy..do this.

drink vitawater until there is piss streaming out of every hole you got...drink it like mad and then drink some more...also juice up lemons into water and drink the shit out of that...im not kidding...drink soooo fucking much of the above two drinks. also and THIS IS CRITICAL, go to the drug store and buy a good vit. b complex and fuck the directions, take 3 times as many as it say..this WILL NOT harm you okay...


if your not obscenely fat and have told the truth about your frequency of said habit, and you do the above, you WILL pass your drug test and get the job...

whatever you do, DO NOT take one of those fucking retarded drinks from the head shop...ALL drug screens also test for common ingredients in those things that would otherwise be in super low levels in your system


where i work, piss testing is random, common, frequent and from a safety standpoint, necessary so sadly i cannot endulge anymore but i know A LOT about the practical side of this and my old lady is a nurse and this shit is very common at the clinic for the industry so again

VITA WATER LIKE A MAD MUTHERFUCKER
LEMON WATER LIKE A MAD MOTHERFUCKER
(I mean LOTS dude-when your full, have 8 more pints)
VIT. B COMPLEX LIKE A MAD MOTHERFUCKER





congrats, you got a job now
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^ that's what I meant by helly ^
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Just say you were in a hot box or something and you never smoked anything.
Worked in the olympics and personal experience getting pulled over minutes after smoking.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Just say you were in a hot box or something and you never smoked anything.
Worked in the olympics and personal experience getting pulled over minutes after smoking.
 Quoting: solar2004 1549798


too bad the employer wont give a rats ass whatsoever...ill tell you what they will say exactly word for word...

"the lab has determined that you tested POSITIVE for 'said' substance. we are sorry to inform you sir but as per our HR policies, that precludes you from further considerations with yoddayodda corporation incorporated. we thank you for your time and wish you the best in your job search"


excuses for having drugs in your body are never as good as pissing clean.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Just say you were in a hot box or something and you never smoked anything.
Worked in the olympics and personal experience getting pulled over minutes after smoking.
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The guys up north in the oilpatch swear by tincture of golden seal and cranberry juice. Will clear your urine in about a week.
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YUP ?
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Just say you were in a hot box or something and you never smoked anything.
Worked in the olympics and personal experience getting pulled over minutes after smoking.
 Quoting: solar2004 1549798


The guys up north in the oilpatch swear by tincture of golden seal and cranberry juice. Will clear your urine in about a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1544232


that's me..oil patch


i wouldn't rely on that at all and here's why..they not only test for the dope but for elevated levels of anything out of the normal so for instance, if your showing super high levels of the compounds found in golden seal, then your test is flagged and they can screen at a much closer level and find something that the generic drug test didn't. it was told to me by an encana consultant that if they test for 10 drugs, they test for at least 20 different "piss clean drinks" or compounds that are known to mask or flush dopes and all inherent ingredients that are non drug related and go from there. it's just not as simple as people think...ive seen plenty of dudes try every snake oil and witches brew and were told to clean out their lockers a few days later. a $100K + a year job just isnt worth a doobie in my books
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Probably not, no.
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stoner Thank goodness I'm retired.
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Someone's giving out negative Karma for this thread...

Someone's panties are in a bunch.

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 10/24/2011 03:30 PM
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is the outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
There are pills and drinks out there that mask the substance. When I was younger I smoked frequently and the day before a test. I got the pills that you had to drink with a lot of water...and passed.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Go whiz in a cup and find out.

Seriously, if you don't know more about what you're doing than this...DON'T DO IT
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
Its possible to pass. Drink lots of water. Gallons.
Also go to Walgreens and buy an at home drug test for MJ. If you pass at home, you should pass the one from work.
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
none of you slaves ever think abouthow invasive and downright wrong the drug screen is? unless it's working with heavy equipment or in the medical field, fuck that. you slaves will fall for anything wont ya?
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Re: will i pass a urine drug test after about one week with no smoking?
i had a small dime bag and would smoke a little of it every night for about a week, very small skinny joints. I didnt smoke much before this, maybe a month before.
I havent smoked in about a week and have a potential interview and if they like me then they will drug test.

I am thin and exercise almost everyday and eat healthy. Should I call them back for the interview , or would I just waste our time?
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You will not pass.

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