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The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs

 
Anonymous Coward
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People at work said I have this giant red ingrown hair on my nose because I pluck my nose hairs. I denied it but I really do..... If I don't pluck I look like a 90 year old Indian man, when I do I look like Rudolf. What do I do?!?!?!?!
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10/24/2011 06:22 PM
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i thought you were about to tell us how -

anyway - from what i know - if hairs are on nose - pluck - if inside nostril - cut with scissors
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10/24/2011 06:28 PM
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I jus rip them fucks out as soon as i can grab hold of em. No problems here.
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10/24/2011 06:30 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
i thought you were about to tell us how -

anyway - from what i know - if hairs are on nose - pluck - if inside nostril - cut with scissors
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stick scissors up my nose? Are u serious? Do they make special scissors for this so I won't cut myself? (I'm picturing something with an angled mirror and flashlight)
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10/24/2011 06:32 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
you can buy a little nose hair clipper thing that will trim the hairs

cost about $10, takes an AA battery

stick it up there and it cuts the hairs

no blades

google it
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10/24/2011 06:32 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
5$ electric nose hair trimmer, as seen on TV. Wont cut you and comes with a flashlight for the pesky hairs growing on the brain.
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10/24/2011 06:34 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
i can get 3 or 4 sometimes at a time by plucking them
especially if some boogers have them stuck together
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10/24/2011 06:35 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
you can buy a little nose hair clipper thing that will trim the hairs

cost about $10, takes an AA battery

stick it up there and it cuts the hairs

no blades

google it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728


Wow, how'd I never know about these things. Thanks!
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10/24/2011 06:41 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
this is a very handy thread for post SHTF, because we all need to learn how to pluck our food.
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10/24/2011 06:50 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
i can get 3 or 4 sometimes at a time by plucking them
especially if some boogers have them stuck together
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That would be Multi-tasking at its best !
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10/24/2011 06:54 PM
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this is a very handy thread for post SHTF, because we all need to learn how to pluck our food.
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Good point. We should practice trimming our nose hairs with hunting knives for this post-AA battery world..... Fuck, how will we change channels without AA batteries for the remote?!
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10/24/2011 06:59 PM
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Try using red hot pliars, she'll loosen right u....


....damned...did you say nose hair...?..


...whoops, ..wrong thread..

..*slowly backs out of thread*....
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10/24/2011 07:00 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
People at work said I have this giant red ingrown hair on my nose because I pluck my nose hairs. I denied it but I really do..... If I don't pluck I look like a 90 year old Indian man, when I do I look like Rudolf. What do I do?!?!?!?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1688119


Try burning them off with a lighter, works every time.
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10/24/2011 07:01 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
i thought you were about to tell us how -

anyway - from what i know - if hairs are on nose - pluck - if inside nostril - cut with scissors
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389309


stick scissors up my nose? Are u serious? Do they make special scissors for this so I won't cut myself? (I'm picturing something with an angled mirror and flashlight)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1688119


They make electric trimmers for that stuff and some barbers will do it for you when you get a haircut. No, not one of those unisex places, an old fashioned barber.
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10/24/2011 07:20 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
nose hair have the longest roots of them all.
pull one out and you can feel the pain in your balls.
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10/24/2011 07:24 PM
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You can use the electric trimmers or nose hair scissors. However, the very nose hair removel is with wax. Go to the beauty supply and buy microwavable facial hair remover wax that does NOT need strips. I like Gigi (but don't buy the sugar one it doesn't work very well). Read the directions before putting it in the microwave, like remove lid. So then micro it for 45 seconds, if it is not ready do another 15 seconds until it is liquid. Let it cool a couple minutes. Always Test the wax to make sure it is not too hot before you stick it on your face or up your nose. For the nose, get a Q-tip and remove as much of the cotton as you can. Dip the tip in wax and twirl the q-tip so you get a little ball of wax on the end like a little lollypop. Put the ball of wax in your nose so the bottom of wax ball is at the opening. DO NOT stick it way up your nose. You are only trying to get hair people can see. Let is sit a minute or two and then quickly pull it out. I hope this helps.
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10/24/2011 07:31 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
i can get 3 or 4 sometimes at a time by plucking them
especially if some boogers have them stuck together
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184401


Yeah, same for me. When I feel that tickling crap, I just grasp whatever is available between my index fingertip and thumb, and yank baby! And as you say, with just a bit of booger material clumping several hairs together, I, too, am able to extract several hairs with a single yank. The secret is to pinch hard so your yank is not wasted by having one or more of the hairs slip from your grasp. So, pinch firmly and yank with extreme prejudice, OP, and you too will find this method to be highly productive in terms of nasal hair removal.

OR....

As an alternative, you could try the "BIC" Method by following these steps:

1. Use index finger to apply pressure to the outside of the non-involved opening to close of air leakage.

2. Hold BIC or comparable butane lighter to the subject opening, forming a seal between the lighter and nasal opening, and press and hold gas button/lever for approximately 5 seconds.

3. Immediately follow the gas injection with a spin of the ignition wheel of the lighter. This will cause the gas previously injected into your nasal passages to ignite in a single, violent but contained explosion.

This ignition will vaporize any and all hairs within the nasal passages. And you will be surprised at the very low level of pain. The flash is so short-lived that no burning of tissue should occur.

NOTE: If the BIC Method is used often enough, a thin layer of scar tissue will eventually grow over the inner nasal lining and kill all hair follicles making nose hairs a thing of the past.
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10/24/2011 07:34 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
The BIC method sounds dangerous.
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10/24/2011 07:39 PM
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The BIC method sounds dangerous.
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Oh yes, my good man. Very dangerous.

You do know I was kidding, right?
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
I jus rip them fucks out as soon as i can grab hold of em. No problems here.
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10/24/2011 08:00 PM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
I've always been told it's dangerous to pull nose hairs out by the roots, because of blood vessels.
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
you can buy a little nose hair clipper thing that will trim the hairs

cost about $10, takes an AA battery

stick it up there and it cuts the hairs

no blades

google it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664728


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For a non-powered unit, these are useful:

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Last Edited by DonHeau on 10/24/2011 08:04 PM
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Just pull it out you pansy ... just don't eat it afterwards
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10/24/2011 08:09 PM
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Electric trimmers side to side motion ok, rotating trimmer fucking bloody mess.
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10/24/2011 08:13 PM
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It can be dangerous.

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10/24/2011 11:53 PM
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Bought a trimmer and it worked great. So nasty though! I'd share someone's toothbrush before I shared their nosehair trimmer!
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10/25/2011 12:02 AM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
ive always used a small set of scissors or the flip up on the back of electric razor
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10/25/2011 02:10 AM
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flamethrower of course
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10/25/2011 02:12 AM
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Re: The Correct Way to Remove Nose Hairs
Little buzzer machine you shove up your nostril gets rid of them but, you can get this gel stuff which basically rips them out and they stay away longer.

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