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Man Assaults Wife For Not ‘Liking’ His Facebook Status

 
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A 36-year-old Texas man has pleaded not guilty to battery charges after allegedly attacking his estranged wife for failing to “Like” a status update he posted to Facebook.

Benito Apolinar had posted an update to his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother’s death. Angry that the post had elicited no response from his wife of 15 years, he confronted her after dropping off their children at her home in Carlsbad, New Mexico on Tuesday.

“That’s amazing everyone ‘Likes’ my status but you, you’re my wife. You should be the first one to ‘Like’ my status,” he allegedly told her before punching her in the cheek and pulling her hair.

Full Article: [link to news.yahoo.com]
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lol
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Thats when you know it is time to step away from the computer. lol
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10/26/2011 05:20 PM
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
 Quoting: gurunade


yeah!

People don't interact anymore in reality, they go home and fight on fucking FB.

.amazing
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A 36-year-old Texas man has pleaded not guilty to battery charges after allegedly attacking his estranged wife for failing to “Like” a status update he posted to Facebook.

Benito Apolinar had posted an update to his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother’s death. Angry that the post had elicited no response from his wife of 15 years, he confronted her after dropping off their children at her home in Carlsbad, New Mexico on Tuesday.

“That’s amazing everyone ‘Likes’ my status but you, you’re my wife. You should be the first one to ‘Like’ my status,” he allegedly told her before punching her in the cheek and pulling her hair.

Full Article: [link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Heretic™


Fucking facebook brings out the social retard in people. I have shut down my facebook account because the thing is fracking stupid.
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It hilarious, people talking on facebook to each other when they are together in the same house. This is funny though that guy has some serious issues.
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
 Quoting: gurunade


yeah!

People don't interact anymore in reality, they go home and fight on fucking FB.

.amazing
 Quoting: Taz


yeah. it's too bad that instead of punching her IRL, he didn't go home and "poke" her on facebook.
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It hilarious, people talking on facebook to each other when they are together in the same house. This is funny though that guy has some serious issues.
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my wife texts me from the other side of the house.
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It hilarious, people talking on facebook to each other when they are together in the same house. This is funny though that guy has some serious issues.
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my wife texts me from the other side of the house.
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I have seen so many couples do this. That shit is hilarious and ludicrous to me.
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
 Quoting: gurunade


Observation: Man assaults wife over Facebook.

Conclusion: "Ruaargggh! Facebook bad! Facebook corrupts man!!"

You idiots. This did not happen because of the existence of a social network tool, this happened because of a man who likes to beat his wife and would have beaten her over any other matter.

Sometimes I wonder if you people are socially retarded.
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
 Quoting: gurunade


Observation: Man assaults wife over Facebook.

Conclusion: "Ruaargggh! Facebook bad! Facebook corrupts man!!"

You idiots. This did not happen because of the existence of a social network tool, this happened because of a man who likes to beat his wife and would have beaten her over any other matter.

Sometimes I wonder if you people are socially retarded.
 Quoting: The Economy


She is his estranged wife for a reason, dipshit.

If he had no facebook to post his memorial on for her to "like" none of this would have happened.
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
 Quoting: gurunade


yeah!

People don't interact anymore in reality, they go home and fight on fucking FB.

.amazing
 Quoting: Taz


yeah. it's too bad that instead of punching her IRL, he didn't go home and "poke" her on facebook.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3023073


u know I never understood the "poke"

is it a good thing, bad? Sexual ?


taboo button. i left it alone. its like "tweet" never learned how to tweet. Dont want to.
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kks1
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Where did it go
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It hilarious, people talking on facebook to each other when they are together in the same house. This is funny though that guy has some serious issues.
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my wife texts me from the other side of the house.
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i do that when i have some requirement..like a cuppa..or the remote passing to me ..that kind of thing
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That's fecesbook for ya. People thinking they're entitled to other people's opinions when they are "friends" and then getting mad when their stupid shit doesn't elicit "likes".
 Quoting: gurunade


Observation: Man assaults wife over Facebook.

Conclusion: "Ruaargggh! Facebook bad! Facebook corrupts man!!"

You idiots. This did not happen because of the existence of a social network tool, this happened because of a man who likes to beat his wife and would have beaten her over any other matter.

Sometimes I wonder if you people are socially retarded.
 Quoting: The Economy


She is his estranged wife for a reason, dipshit.

If he had no facebook to post his memorial on for her to "like" none of this would have happened.
 Quoting: gurunade


Oh, so assaulting her is okay then, right? What the hell are you even saying? My entire argument is suddenly invalid because it's his 'estranged' wife? You stupid wife-beater.

Christ, you're an idiot.
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A 36-year-old Texas man has pleaded not guilty to battery charges after allegedly attacking his estranged wife for failing to “Like” a status update he posted to Facebook.

Benito Apolinar had posted an update to his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother’s death. Angry that the post had elicited no response from his wife of 15 years, he confronted her after dropping off their children at her home in Carlsbad, New Mexico on Tuesday.

“That’s amazing everyone ‘Likes’ my status but you, you’re my wife. You should be the first one to ‘Like’ my status,” he allegedly told her before punching her in the cheek and pulling her hair.

Full Article: [link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Heretic™


hahaha

that's messed up..

check this one out too:

Thread: Uncle gives nephew a whooping for acting gangsta on Facebook^^^UPDATE^^^ RIP Facebook Gangsta^^^^
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Facebook status? Hells ya!

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That's so fucked up it's hilarious

lmao
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lol
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Thats not funny
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[LIKE]
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Where did it go
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Where did it go
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das what she gets! fo not respectin her man! Bitches gota be put in thair place once n awhile know what I'm sayin!
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wow the pussies are taking over GLPgasp
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