Breaking: Missouri Dept. of Conservation issues Zombie alert!!

[link to mdc.mo.gov]

From the Missouri Dept. of Conservation webpage:

Zombie Identification

Some indications that you have a zombie in view:
•It has a gray-green dull skin tone.
•It is wearing inappropriate clothing for the season or terrain (no coat or shoes, for instance).
•It has open wounds, other injuries and/or missing or damaged limbs but no sign of bleeding.
•It does not respond to verbal stimulus or exhibit any interest in its immediate surroundings.
•It is trying to eat you.