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I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her

 
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I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I will be a devoted husband to her.
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10/28/2011 12:56 AM
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I see a restraining order in your near future
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I got to get up early to open shop, I dont know about the late night partying though. I like my job, we can both work full time at what we do. We can have kids.
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10/28/2011 12:58 AM
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I got to get up early to open shop, I dont know about the late night partying though. I like my job, we can both work full time at what we do. We can have kids.
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Somebody is a fan of booty!!!
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Internet lulz
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
Since she got married, I know she has been with another man, I can live with that.
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10/28/2011 01:01 AM
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She will likely divorce, you will definitely remain a single tire man.
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
You can be the joke on the TV reality show, her mother will eat you alive.
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11/06/2011 09:42 AM
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I used to be gaga over Kim until finally after about a year I finally heard her speak - What a dumb, self-absorbed b****!!
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11/06/2011 09:44 AM

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I will be a devoted husband to her.
 Quoting: Wal Mart tire Manager 4165523


You'll cheat on her...

Chris told me she won't do ATM...
"Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail"

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She doesn't seem like the simple type to bring you lunch on your break, but maybe you can change her for the better. Heh
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11/06/2011 10:07 AM

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I will be a devoted husband to her.
 Quoting: Wal Mart tire Manager 4165523


You can have her...more than likely she'll divorce you quicker than she did Chris. Unfortunately, for her, I doubt she'll be able to find anyone willing to pay her $18 million to televise it this time. Heck, she won't even be able to find anyone willing to pay her $5 to televise it.

Last Edited by Circuit Breaker on 11/06/2011 10:07 AM
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11/06/2011 07:24 PM
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I just heard she is flying to Minnesota to meet Chris? WTH
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11/06/2011 09:40 PM
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her mother will eat you alive.
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Pants first most likely
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11/06/2011 09:41 PM
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Since she got married, I know she has been with another man, I can live with that.
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make that, another man x100, plus public sex tape seen by millions.
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:Insert brain:
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11/06/2011 09:59 PM
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I think she has got bad press on this situation, trying to cover her tracks.
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I guess you don't mind herpes.
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
just shit on her chest and punch her in the teeth. all she needs is a strong hand. make her put all the accts in both your names and beat her ass everyday before you hit the town with hotter girls
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11/06/2011 10:09 PM
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
ALLS i KNOW IS


SHE'S BEEN WHININ SHE'S "HURT BY ALLEGATIONS THIS WAS FOR MONEY


AND I GO INTO THE STORE THIS WEEKEND AND SHE'S ON

THE COVER OF ALL THE RAGS: "WHAT WENT WRONG!"
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I will be a devoted husband to her.
 Quoting: Wal Mart tire Manager 4165523





If you go after the big booty you better be equipped to handle it.....not for the small fry if you catch my drift, my wife has a nice big round booty and if I had a small package I'd kind of be .....screwed. If you can handle it it's a lot of fun, but if you're size challenged you may be hating life.
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I got to get up early to open shop, I dont know about the late night partying though. I like my job, we can both work full time at what we do. We can have kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4165523


While your being faithful do you mind if she cheats with me?
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
That woman could never appreciate anything.

Chris Humphries was a pair of shoes she wore for a month then discarded.

She is incapable of loving anything but herself and family.

Tragic that something so beautiful is so mentally fucked in the head.
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11/06/2011 10:13 PM
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I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her.
 Quoting: Wal Mart tire Manager 4165523



You may not cheat, but she will cheat on you.

Actually, she's already cheated on you, even before you meet her.

Yeaaah!!! for HPV!


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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
she a dirtball piss lickin scum queen. all she wants is new shoes and a real man who is tough enough to punch her front teeth out. also her pussy is trashed so she lookin for horse cock with a strong hand and some money. hence basketballers. but they are too nice so she shits on those guys after her pussy blows out for a minute

Really she needs a pimp to set her straight and have her all busted up and trickin for wall street crack heads for 20g a weekend
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I will be a devoted husband to her.
 Quoting: Wal Mart tire Manager 4165523


You'll cheat on her...

Chris told me she won't do ATM...
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines




She will never take you to the ATM either!



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11/06/2011 10:18 PM
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Borat is that you?
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moms k is a half decent pimp, but she never gives th strong hand beatdown or hard drugs that stank ass really needs
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
BREAKING
[link to www.tmz.com]

Why would Kris walk out of his house with a boner?

Maybe they are starting to reconcile...
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
This Forum is going DOWN HILLLLL we go from asteroid..financial...earthquake doom to Kim Kardasian who PIN THIS SHIT....
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11/06/2011 10:25 PM
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Re: I will marry Kim Kardasian when she divorces Chris Hunphries soon..I wont cheat on her
I will be a devoted husband to her.
 Quoting: Wal Mart tire Manager 4165523


I will marry her ass, but you can have the rest.

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