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Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks

 
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Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Well, darn if Portuus the super gray alien hasn't promised to whack the big blubber butt banksters with his jackover stick and give them a good gray matter hangover.
He said thats what caused Rome to fall, it started with Portuus's father Nuu-goo hitting Nero cesar in the head with a Jackover stick and he burnt down Rome.
Then he hit Caligula and he went orgy-crazy.
Portuus has told me that the aliens from Zena Nebulosus have refined the power and frequency of the common Jackover stick so it will not cause the average human to turn into a type 7 kaa-wii (shithead in Zena Nebulosian)......
THE SIGN OF THE IMPENDING JACKOVER STICK WHACK WILL BE THAT THE MOON TURNS THE COLOR OF BLOOD AND THE SUN DANCES IN THE WINTER SOLSTICE.
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+1 for creativity
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GiorgioHigh
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Yeah, that Greek guys trying to steal MY THUNDER !!
GD BROKE GREEK HAIRDOO CRINKER-JAX
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
uncle jackov told this tale LAST WEEK AT BOY SCOUT CUMP
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
uncle jackov told this tale LAST WEEK AT BOY SCOUT CUMP
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:GiorgioHigh:
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You've got to tell me where you get all these, I love them. Do you have one of him saying "Dat Ass... is Alien" by any chance?
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GiorgioHigh
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You've got to tell me where you get all these, I love them. Do you have one of him saying "Dat Ass... is Alien" by any chance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1289231


I'm pretty sure they were all uploaded on here by Too Dark Park.

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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
jack over sticks...........the ultimate christamazz present
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:GiorgioHigh:
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THAT HAIR DOO-DOO IS WHY THE GREEKS ARE BROKEN
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:GiorgioHigh:
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THAT HAIR DOO-DOO IS WHY THE GREEKS ARE BROKEN
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40823498ryhswdfj
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Check out his X-mas special on the History channel......
He will remote bonk celebrities with his jackover stick as part of an elaborate practical joke....
Herman Cain, Robin Williams, Tom Brady, Tom Brokaw and the Geico Geeko are just some of the guest bonkee's
Then he will select a chosen few of the studio audience to abduct , probe , take aboard his craft and subject to missing time phenomena.
The member of the studio audience with the LARGEST MISSING TIME GAP WINS A TRIP TO BETA CENTAURI !!!!!
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
I HEART PORTUUS
MY
FAVORITE
WEB
BOT
ALIEN
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
WTF are you talking about?
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CHICKEN FARTS IN MY POODIES
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CHICKEN FARTS IN MY POODIES
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CHICKEN FARTS IN MY POODIES
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WTF are you talking about?
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I am talking about THE GREAT AWAKENING TO THE ANNUKI FATHERS
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Well, darn if Portuus the super gray alien hasn't promised to whack the big blubber butt banksters with his jackover stick and give them a good gray matter hangover.
He said thats what caused Rome to fall, it started with Portuus's father Nuu-goo hitting Nero cesar in the head with a Jackover stick and he burnt down Rome.
Then he hit Caligula and he went orgy-crazy.
Portuus has told me that the aliens from Zena Nebulosus have refined the power and frequency of the common Jackover stick so it will not cause the average human to turn into a type 7 kaa-wii (shithead in Zena Nebulosian)......
THE SIGN OF THE IMPENDING JACKOVER STICK WHACK WILL BE THAT THE MOON TURNS THE COLOR OF BLOOD AND THE SUN DANCES IN THE WINTER SOLSTICE.
 Quoting: Three percent solutions 4062518


Hurry up , Portuus, WHACK THE WHOLE NWO , NOW !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Jackover stick
hit them REAL QUICK
PORTUUS THE SUPER GREY ALIEN AND HIS JACK-OVER STICK !!!
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
bump
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40823498ryhswdfj
 Quoting: Horace bubba


Oh man.... thats bad....

tounge
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Portuus, associated with comet ISON
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
Jackover stick
hit them REAL QUICK
PORTUUS THE SUPER GREY ALIEN AND HIS JACK-OVER STICK !!!
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Then we ALL BECOME SHEEPLE...............
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THIS IS ON RENSE , AGAIN !!!!!
WOW
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Re: Portuus super gray alien and his jackover sticks
THIS IS ON RENSE , AGAIN !!!!!
WOW
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39520141


Barry mence told rense about this one grey alien/demond that hangs the phoenix area

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