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It would seen there are a lot of crazy ass people on this site (like me).

But sometimes the is just that special post that makes you doubt the future of mankind.

Please add any post that cross the border into crazy town.

Karma rewards for post of the day :)

Peace and Love GLP
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"Little Girl Takes Out CIA Mind Control Satellite While Trying To Make Her A Slave

They tried to make her a slave, it didn't work. Who ever says the trigger word is the controller, she began saying her own word. They would send a mind controlled victim to her to get information,she would give the victim a new trigger word, and send them back. They would torture her, she would laugh. After this, they thought she would be a good CIA Agent. So the CIA handler starts training her in hand to combat, he starts getting his ass kicked. So they think she might be more useful in the super soldier program. They start training her. But something goes wrong again, While trying to the most powerful mind control techniques available, to control her, by a chip in her brain through a satellite, she takes the satellite out. When they investigate, the insides are all broken up, but was still in orbit around Earth. In fear of not being able to control her, and getting their brains blown up inside their own heads, Her handler was told by his boss to "let it go" after taking out their mind control satellite. They told her she was one of kind, and a threat to the government, and they don't know what to do. Any Questions?
Ill try to answer ones that I can."

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This is some rawking music for your listening pleasure!


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This one must be up there

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You are another victim of NWO atheism. You are a product of western post-traditional societies. You are another mindless cog who believes in Science and Technology, and evolution, and positivism, believing that all transcendence is bogus. You live in a reality that is designed by social engineering, and you are the living proof that the satanic elites can, in fact, make you believe that right and wrong are obsolete. Let me tell you that God is real, Jesus is real, and he can save you from this matrix of satanism, homosexuality and greed. Open your heart to the Lord and save yourself.
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Don't forget this Gem




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man there is a lot of crazy here:
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” Oscar Wilde
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This is priceless

I will prove to you that the Bangkok flood is not a natural event.

I am using a satellite TV. One particular channel is not always clear. During last few weeks of Thailand flood, this channel became very grainy. After more than a week, it turned back on very clear. Few days ago, this channel disappeared altogether. This is when the Bangkok flood became worse. I contacted the channel station and they say they have no idea why my area cannot receive the signal. Initially I suspected that the weather is responsible but outside,there is no rain, just a sunny day. And if the weather is responsible, then the picture should get worse gradually and not disappeared all at once. It is as if someone is switching an "ON" "OFF" button. This is not natural. At this moment in time, that channel is still not watchable and nobody knows why.
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Thread: I will prove to you that the Bangkok flood is not a natural event.
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Thread: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off

Ask your husband to try to put his penis in the lock. When it gets stuck, you can probably be on the next episode of COPS after you call 911.
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rofl
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Just Had Chinese Food - Now I'm Suicidal

At the flick of a switch, I feel as if there is no purpose to life.

I feel like I am the lowest piece of scum on the earth and that I should just end my life here and now.

It's amazing, one hour ago I was on top of the world. Had Chinese for dinner with a few guys and I was ready to jump out of the car on the way home

I am really suicidal right now.
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I am a high priest of the Aluminati. Ask me a question.


We do not control the world. Yet. But every time you throw a empty soda can into a municipal waste basket or toss a spent beer can into the gutter, we are there.

Nickel by refunded nickel, we are building an empire. Our secret society has forged a titanium bond, and we have steeled ourselves for our mission. We will lead the world from its iron shackles. We fear no politician, no military, no coppers.

We will first cesium Europe, from the northern bismuths of old gallium , west across the plains of germanium. After we have rhodium across these lands we will turn north, through the frosty gold and plunging mercury, to conquer the lands of scandium. What enemy will barium to stand against our mighty arsenic of weapons?

As for the many borons who wish us ill, your gallium is appalling, and your antimony towards us is misplaced. If you only understood but a silver of what we know. We are man of fine metal, and you would be foolish to metal in our affairs.

You have been warned.
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cruise Puntastic...
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My kitty didn't come home yet

Fuck putting out a can of tuna. Just spread your legs
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Then there is this idiot, who posts and replies to his/her own thread


:zillapalm:


[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


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Then there is this idiot, who posts and replies to his/her own thread


:zillapalm:


[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


:stupidppl:
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cruise

N.A.M really is a special breed of fail.
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Mom is selfish and mean

My mom is a selfish bitch. She is never there for me when i need her. She's bad at advice, and instead of making me feel better, she makes me feel worse. All the time, she spends her money taking her bf and his kids out to nice places, buying them things, and I don't even have money for lunch. I don't shop, and she forces me to spend my free days with her bf and his kids, so I don't hang out with friends as much as I used to. Even with this, she still blames me for her not having enough money. If that's the case, where's the child support money my daddy's giving you? She gets mad at me mostly for random things, and she's only nice when she wants something from me, like the allowance my dad gives me for doing chores. I'm trying to save money for an emergency, like if we can't afford groceries or need a little money for gas, simple things like that. What does she need my allowance for? To go to Toy R Us and get her bf's kids a gift. Also, she always tells me to give her my laptop, but she didn't buy it for me, and I need it for school work, she takes it to look at fake christmas trees! She always borrows my clothes, thus, stretching them out in the process. Now, most of my clothes that I would like to wear don't fit me too well anymore. My mom only lets me be with my friends or MY boyfriend (yes, i have a bf too) if i do something for her and do her every whim. I can't even hug my bf for too long, or kiss him or else she will call me a whore (she did before). I'm not a whore, she is! She has birth control pills, wears short form fitting clothes around her boyfriend, takes a shower when he visits and steps out in a tiny towel (btw, she is a little chubby and has cellulites, a flabby butt, and flabby arms), all of this without taking her makeup off. She is always hanging on to him, and trying to cuddle with him. Ugh, and when I get her birthday presents christmas presents, mothers day presents, etc..no matter how nice it is, she never uses it, she never wears it, and she just tosses it away. I even make her things, nice things. I've made her jewelry, roses of copper wire and ribbon, stuffed animals, etc. I try my very best to love her, but she annoys me and pisses me off. I'm nice to her, that's who i am, but she is getting tiring to deal with.
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This.

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“Saying one government is better than another government because one only killed 10 million, as opposed to 100 million is absolute insanity.” - Shingen.

"You can't live in a happy and carefree world and have freedom while you are trying to impose your will onto others." - Anonymous Coward.
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read a user with a red karma bar karma comments

you'll see something... that will make you laugh.
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Then there is this idiot, who posts and replies to his/her own thread


zillapalm


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stupidppl
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1rof1 That one was a classic.
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Thread: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off

Ask your husband to try to put his penis in the lock. When it gets stuck, you can probably be on the next episode of COPS after you call 911.
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rofl
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^^Todays Winning^^ Karma +1

hf
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You can't beat Olaf though.
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You can't beat Olaf though.
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:win: Hard to top an Olaf thread
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You can't beat Olaf though.
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win Hard to top an Olaf thread
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Have you ever had a "conversation" with it? Hilarious, if you get it upset.
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You can't beat Olaf though.
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:win: Hard to top an Olaf thread
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Have you ever had a "conversation" with it? Hilarious, if you get it upset.
 Quoting: Zero Point


I have tried, but it all becomes to cryptic for me. Obviously operating on a different plane.
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You can't beat Olaf though.
 Quoting: Zero Point


win Hard to top an Olaf thread
 Quoting: mr2


Have you ever had a "conversation" with it? Hilarious, if you get it upset.
 Quoting: Zero Point


I have tried, but it all becomes to cryptic for me. Obviously operating on a different plane.
 Quoting: mr2


Gotta be a bot yeah?
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