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:win: Hard to top an Olaf thread
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Have you ever had a "conversation" with it? Hilarious, if you get it upset.
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I have tried, but it all becomes to cryptic for me. Obviously operating on a different plane.
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Gotta be a bot yeah?
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Alien? or Dutch lol
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You can't beat Olaf though.
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:win: Hard to top an Olaf thread
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olaf is cool!5a
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Have you ever had a "conversation" with it? Hilarious, if you get it upset.
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I have tried, but it all becomes to cryptic for me. Obviously operating on a different plane.
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Gotta be a bot yeah?
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Alien? or Dutch lol
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Haaa! Yeah, crazy bloody Dutch. Especially the Taswegian variety.
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Does anybody remember the old elephant jokes of the late 1960s and early 1970s?

Here are a few to remind you.

What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?

Answer: Ten after one!


What game do elephants like to play most?

Answer: Squash.


How do you stop a charging elephant?

Answer: Take away its credit cards.


If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?

Answer: Time to get a new car.


Why don't elephants ride bikes?

Answer: They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.


What do elephants do for laughs?

Answer: They tell people jokes.


For more elephant jokes:

[link to www.azkidsnet.com]
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What. The. Hell?
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Anyone think the Kardashian wedding was a scam for $$$$

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

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Mom is selfish and mean

My mom is a selfish bitch. She is never there for me when i need her. She's bad at advice, and instead of making me feel better, she makes me feel worse. All the time, she spends her money taking her bf and his kids out to nice places, buying them things, and I don't even have money for lunch. I don't shop, and she forces me to spend my free days with her bf and his kids, so I don't hang out with friends as much as I used to. Even with this, she still blames me for her not having enough money. If that's the case, where's the child support money my daddy's giving you? She gets mad at me mostly for random things, and she's only nice when she wants something from me, like the allowance my dad gives me for doing chores. I'm trying to save money for an emergency, like if we can't afford groceries or need a little money for gas, simple things like that. What does she need my allowance for? To go to Toy R Us and get her bf's kids a gift. Also, she always tells me to give her my laptop, but she didn't buy it for me, and I need it for school work, she takes it to look at fake christmas trees! She always borrows my clothes, thus, stretching them out in the process. Now, most of my clothes that I would like to wear don't fit me too well anymore. My mom only lets me be with my friends or MY boyfriend (yes, i have a bf too) if i do something for her and do her every whim. I can't even hug my bf for too long, or kiss him or else she will call me a whore (she did before). I'm not a whore, she is! She has birth control pills, wears short form fitting clothes around her boyfriend, takes a shower when he visits and steps out in a tiny towel (btw, she is a little chubby and has cellulites, a flabby butt, and flabby arms), all of this without taking her makeup off. She is always hanging on to him, and trying to cuddle with him. Ugh, and when I get her birthday presents christmas presents, mothers day presents, etc..no matter how nice it is, she never uses it, she never wears it, and she just tosses it away. I even make her things, nice things. I've made her jewelry, roses of copper wire and ribbon, stuffed animals, etc. I try my very best to love her, but she annoys me and pisses me off. I'm nice to her, that's who i am, but she is getting tiring to deal with.
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WOW! A couple sentences into this one and I was ready to cry. And did this poor child actually include a phone number in her User name?

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Anyone here think they can actually go against Jesus?

When He comes back, it will be awesome! I am stoked!
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I have been saving myself for Jesus, He is God's Son and a perfect man.

How could have be with a lesser man? My pussy is so wet for Jesus I hope He pounds it hard when He returns.
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Anyone here think they can actually go against Jesus?

When He comes back, it will be awesome! I am stoked!
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I have been saving myself for Jesus, He is God's Son and a perfect man.

How could have be with a lesser man? My pussy is so wet for Jesus I hope He pounds it hard when He returns.
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cruise I also saw this today, it cracked me up.

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Why is Jupiter to the right of the moon?

Jupiter is a CRAFT showing artificial lights. the captain of the craft has been demonstrating that to people. There was a thread recently in fact on that topic.

The real Jupiter is now our 2nd sun and is kept because of the energy eminations behind our sun for the time being. It became a sun in 2009, but the star ship showing a hologram has been up there since 2008.
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So, are you saying that Jupiter is in fact not real? Please explain more :)
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I am saying what you are looking at is a large craft which is showing a 3d holographic movie, so people with telescopes will think its Jupiter. I just call it Star Shit Jupiter. And if you pay attention more right now while its there with the moon, you might see something interesting. Last night for awhile it was flashing red white and blue lights.

You have likely heard of the 2nd sun stories and that IS the real Jupiter since early february 2009. It was made a sun then. There had been efforts for at least a year to that end, and when it did not happen as proposed in during the time behind the sun in winter 2007, in late december, it was kept behind the sun, and the star ship with the hologram placed. This is because the ignition into our 2nd sun, had to take place for OUR safety behind our sun. So it was simply kept there while those from "heaven" continued to work on it. Its orbital speed was reset so that it is always behind the sun from us. When it was to be exposed after the ignition in February 2009, the energies nearly caused a magnetic pole reversal and it was actually tugged back behind the sun in mid march. You can witness that here: [link to sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov]

so until its time to unveil our new little sun, you get to look at a beautiful movie. hf

I have a thread on a variety of topics, including some postings on Jupiter and a link to a thread where it was seen flicking OFF.

That year, 2008 and 9 actually was hard on me and to give me support, even though I KNEW it was indeed a sun for a variety of reasons, the bashing was hard. So one night when Star Ship Jupiter was out mid to late summer, just like it is now, in the evening before bedtime, I was called out of the house (by telepathy), and asked to watch the star ship Well the captain moved it around a LOT and then turned the lights completely OFF. There was nothing there! Then he/she turned them back on and dimmed and brightened them as if on a dimmer switch and changed the colors too. Now recently our visitors from the higher realms are starting to do this for others. So maybe stand out and watch a bit, and maybe they will move the craft, change the lights, or turn them off and back on.

My other thread Thread: Stasis, mini stasis, craft, Jupiter
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