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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Little Girl Takes Out CIA Mind Control Satellite While Trying To Make Her A Slave They tried to make her a slave, it didn't work. Who ever says the trigger word is the controller, she began saying her own word. They would send a mind controlled victim to her to get information,she would give the victim a new trigger word, and send them back. They would torture her, she would laugh. After this, they thought she would be a good CIA Agent. So the CIA handler starts training her in hand to combat, he starts getting his ass kicked. So they think she might be more useful in the super soldier program. They start training her. But something goes wrong again, While trying to the most powerful mind control techniques available, to control her, by a chip in her brain through a satellite, she takes the satellite out. When they investigate, the insides are all broken up, but was still in orbit around Earth. In fear of not being able to control her, and getting their brains blown up inside their own heads, Her handler was told by his boss to "let it go" after taking out their mind control satellite. They told her she was one of kind, and a threat to the government, and they don't know what to do. Any Questions? Ill try to answer ones that I can." [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
FubarMan User ID: 3805646 United States 10/29/2011 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2026266 Australia 10/29/2011 10:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are another victim of NWO atheism. You are a product of western post-traditional societies. You are another mindless cog who believes in Science and Technology, and evolution, and positivism, believing that all transcendence is bogus. You live in a reality that is designed by social engineering, and you are the living proof that the satanic elites can, in fact, make you believe that right and wrong are obsolete. Let me tell you that God is real, Jesus is real, and he can save you from this matrix of satanism, homosexuality and greed. Open your heart to the Lord and save yourself. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495857 Thread: My boyfriend and I have been together 9yrs in a month :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2026266 Australia 10/29/2011 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | man there is a lot of crazy here: Thread: Remember when I said I found genetic stamps and patches with colors? remember when I said 'candy' was green red on black? |
*TheSeventhSister* User ID: 1229308 United States 10/29/2011 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: I am a one armed zombie ... ask me a question “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” Oscar Wilde |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is priceless I will prove to you that the Bangkok flood is not a natural event. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777007 I am using a satellite TV. One particular channel is not always clear. During last few weeks of Thailand flood, this channel became very grainy. After more than a week, it turned back on very clear. Few days ago, this channel disappeared altogether. This is when the Bangkok flood became worse. I contacted the channel station and they say they have no idea why my area cannot receive the signal. Initially I suspected that the weather is responsible but outside,there is no rain, just a sunny day. And if the weather is responsible, then the picture should get worse gradually and not disappeared all at once. It is as if someone is switching an "ON" "OFF" button. This is not natural. At this moment in time, that channel is still not watchable and nobody knows why. Thread: I will prove to you that the Bangkok flood is not a natural event. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1693907 United States 10/29/2011 10:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off Ask your husband to try to put his penis in the lock. When it gets stuck, you can probably be on the next episode of COPS after you call 911. Quoting: Atma |
dettro99 User ID: 3506095 United States 10/29/2011 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just Had Chinese Food - Now I'm Suicidal Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4214336 At the flick of a switch, I feel as if there is no purpose to life. I feel like I am the lowest piece of scum on the earth and that I should just end my life here and now. It's amazing, one hour ago I was on top of the world. Had Chinese for dinner with a few guys and I was ready to jump out of the car on the way home I am really suicidal right now. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/29/2011 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a high priest of the Aluminati. Ask me a question. Quoting: TyWebb We do not control the world. Yet. But every time you throw a empty soda can into a municipal waste basket or toss a spent beer can into the gutter, we are there. Nickel by refunded nickel, we are building an empire. Our secret society has forged a titanium bond, and we have steeled ourselves for our mission. We will lead the world from its iron shackles. We fear no politician, no military, no coppers. We will first cesium Europe, from the northern bismuths of old gallium , west across the plains of germanium. After we have rhodium across these lands we will turn north, through the frosty gold and plunging mercury, to conquer the lands of scandium. What enemy will barium to stand against our mighty arsenic of weapons? As for the many borons who wish us ill, your gallium is appalling, and your antimony towards us is misplaced. If you only understood but a silver of what we know. We are man of fine metal, and you would be foolish to metal in our affairs. You have been warned. Puntastic... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/30/2011 12:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2026266 Australia 10/30/2011 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then there is this idiot, who posts and replies to his/her own thread :zillapalm: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] :stupidppl: |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/30/2011 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then there is this idiot, who posts and replies to his/her own thread Quoting: mr2 :zillapalm: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] :stupidppl: N.A.M really is a special breed of fail. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/30/2011 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mom is selfish and mean Quoting: girl_nerd742 4249093 My mom is a selfish bitch. She is never there for me when i need her. She's bad at advice, and instead of making me feel better, she makes me feel worse. All the time, she spends her money taking her bf and his kids out to nice places, buying them things, and I don't even have money for lunch. I don't shop, and she forces me to spend my free days with her bf and his kids, so I don't hang out with friends as much as I used to. Even with this, she still blames me for her not having enough money. If that's the case, where's the child support money my daddy's giving you? She gets mad at me mostly for random things, and she's only nice when she wants something from me, like the allowance my dad gives me for doing chores. I'm trying to save money for an emergency, like if we can't afford groceries or need a little money for gas, simple things like that. What does she need my allowance for? To go to Toy R Us and get her bf's kids a gift. Also, she always tells me to give her my laptop, but she didn't buy it for me, and I need it for school work, she takes it to look at fake christmas trees! She always borrows my clothes, thus, stretching them out in the process. Now, most of my clothes that I would like to wear don't fit me too well anymore. My mom only lets me be with my friends or MY boyfriend (yes, i have a bf too) if i do something for her and do her every whim. I can't even hug my bf for too long, or kiss him or else she will call me a whore (she did before). I'm not a whore, she is! She has birth control pills, wears short form fitting clothes around her boyfriend, takes a shower when he visits and steps out in a tiny towel (btw, she is a little chubby and has cellulites, a flabby butt, and flabby arms), all of this without taking her makeup off. She is always hanging on to him, and trying to cuddle with him. Ugh, and when I get her birthday presents christmas presents, mothers day presents, etc..no matter how nice it is, she never uses it, she never wears it, and she just tosses it away. I even make her things, nice things. I've made her jewelry, roses of copper wire and ribbon, stuffed animals, etc. I try my very best to love her, but she annoys me and pisses me off. I'm nice to her, that's who i am, but she is getting tiring to deal with. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1075612 New Zealand 10/30/2011 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Reikara User ID: 4285427 Australia 10/30/2011 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Last Edited by Gemini Allegiance on 10/30/2011 01:06 AM “Saying one government is better than another government because one only killed 10 million, as opposed to 100 million is absolute insanity.” - Shingen. "You can't live in a happy and carefree world and have freedom while you are trying to impose your will onto others." - Anonymous Coward. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/30/2011 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Zero Point User ID: 3341144 Australia 10/30/2011 03:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then there is this idiot, who posts and replies to his/her own thread Quoting: mr2 [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] That one was a classic. Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 3519980 New Zealand 10/30/2011 03:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Chastity belt locked and cant get it off Quoting: YaSHEgone Ask your husband to try to put his penis in the lock. When it gets stuck, you can probably be on the next episode of COPS after you call 911. Quoting: Atma ^^Todays Winning^^ Karma +1 |
Zero Point User ID: 3341144 Australia 10/30/2011 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] You can't beat Olaf though. Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2026266 Australia 10/30/2011 03:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Zero Point User ID: 3341144 Australia 10/30/2011 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you ever had a "conversation" with it? Hilarious, if you get it upset. I have tried, but it all becomes to cryptic for me. Obviously operating on a different plane. Gotta be a bot yeah? Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus. |