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How to defend yourself from black witchcraft

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2011 11:27 AM
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How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
1) How to shut off your mechanical brain [optional]: say to yourself "now I shut off my mechanical brain" and do a snap with your fingers
2) How to clean yourself from bad engergy: say to yourself "now I clean myself from bad energy" and do a tap to your forehead so that you feel it
3) How to notice gay energy is coming at you: Your lipps get cottony, you feel weak and limp. You can't think properly. Your memory is clogged. Turn straight and clean yourself (step 2).
4) How to defend yourself from any unwanted source of engery: hold up your right hand flat against the source of energy. Ask the source who it is and where it is from. You'll be surprised to see how forthcoming many of them are. Try asking he/she/it is doing that.
Reikara

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10/30/2011 11:32 AM
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Re: How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
"Gay energy"?
lol
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10/30/2011 11:37 AM

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Re: How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
You don't have to, almost no one is doing any "Black Witchcraft"

Exept maybe those Black Sun Zionists!

I got their number now.
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Molock

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10/30/2011 11:37 AM
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Re: How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
All the people i know in the Caribbean would say that if they felt they had been cursed by black magic, that washing yourself with Milk would remove the curse.

Protecting yourself is one thing, but i prefer to be more defensive. Use the law of returns to your advantage, dispell the curse and return it 1000 fold. This however is still very much karmicly neutral, provided you curse no one else. Wich i would not advise doing anyway, as it's always going to bite you in the ass, if not this life then the next.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/27/2012 01:40 PM
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Re: How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
Wow... I tried this, and it's amazing, this really works! Thank you ever so much!
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11/27/2012 01:44 PM
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Re: How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
3) How to notice gay energy is coming at you: Your lipps get cottony, you feel weak and limp. You can't think properly. Your memory is clogged. Turn straight and clean yourself (step 2).

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lol
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11/27/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: How to defend yourself from black witchcraft
OH NO!!! GAY ENERGY!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!! ARGH!!!