The optical illusions of clothes can mess with a grown man's mind. Puny mortals.

Aren't you happy they weren't little boys in drag? That would really make you feel terrible.

Slutty is in the eye of the beholder. Some men can look at any female, any age, and go "she's a slut", but their mind is geared to hunt and seek, and then demean.

But, over the age of 12, it's not such a problem? Jeebus, you are next in line for the offender registry. The magic number is 18!