McRibs have same ingredient as yoga mats, shoes

I would rather eat the end of a rats ass than eat a mcrib.

meh-a little fiber in your diet is good for you.

I ate one last night just to say I have. The meat was a tasteless, texture-less pork-like patty, akin to a gas station microwavable hamburger. The saucy was some overly sweetened "tangy BBQ" sauce that made me retch from the smell alone. The pickles were garbage and the onions did little to mask the smell emanating off the McRib.

About 50 minutes after eating the Mcrib I felt a throbbing pain in my midsection and experienced a feeling and heard a noise in my stomach that can only be described by saying that it started with a sound like a glass ball being broken inside of me, and then the feeling of hot liquid surging threw my digestive track.

My body responded to the McRib as if I had been poisoned and I knew it was a matter of minutes before the floods began. I stood up from the couch, and said goodbye to my friends, and ran to my car. What happened next was like the scene in The Shining with the blood and elevator doors. Never in my life have I shit like that, where Im praying to a god I dont believe in to "just make the pain go away". I used TWO rolls of toilet paper. TWO.

DO NOT EAT THE MCRIB. IT WILL MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS.

Hmmm, Doenst sound good. Guess we better stick with the playdough filled chicken mcnuggets.

yeah, the Mc Rib coming back actually made yahoo news

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I can't believe I used to eat and LOVE that nasty shit...no wonder I was a fat ass dummy

"This taste and smells like shit, but I'm going to eat it anyways."

Good story though.

See what a little fiber can do. Now you are good to go!

They should change the name of it to McYak.

You are what you eat.

Be the shoe

A McRib IS the end of a rat's ass.

I had one yesterday, Xtra pickle and onion, yum,yum.

The onions are the key-nullifies all the bio-chemicals.

Fast food = fast garbage. Don't eat any of that crap.

Never had one, never want one. Nasty

LOL

Sorry for your delimma. but that was funny as heck.

Everyone I know who eats Mcdonalds regularly has bad skin and is overweight.
You couldn't pay me to eat it.. BLECH

I really don't understand what all the fuss is about with regard to the McRib. Despite the name, it is really nothing like a real spare rib.

Tried it once, never again.

When you eat at those places, it's no different than going thru the garbage and eating it. It just looks like food,but it's really garbage and you're paying to eat it! HAHA!

They used mechanically separated animals. That means they take the whole animal- hooves, fur, feathers, and all, and put it into a grinder. The result is a pink gooh. They take this pink gooh and clean it with amonia sulfite solution, rinse with water, cook it up, and serve. Amonia sulfite is the same stuff you use to wash toilets.

McDonald's is your kind of place. Hap, hap, happy place...

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The reason they re-release the McRib is this (from an inside source):

"McDonald's stores extra parts from pigs in large freezers at its processing plants. Some of these 'extra parts' include kidneys, scrotums, anuses, brains, tails, etc. Once the extra parts pile up after a year or two, they unfreeze them, put them in a processer, and turn them into pre-formed, pre-made 'ribs'. There is no actual rib meat in the McRib, it's just year-old frozen left-overs."

I had my kids watch "Super Size Me" and now they refuse to eat fast food. Interesting movie if you haven't seen it.

wait, so if I grab a yoga mat and eat it, it will be satisfying and delicious?

I have watched it. I don't eat much fast food, but I admit I do go to Wendy's once in a while. At least you can get a baked potato, and a fairly decent salad by fast food standards. So it gives people an option to substitute.

you shit in your car?

i watched that movie, that guy is the biggest tool on the planet.

but i suppose if youre the type of person who doesnt realize fast food is bad, simply from common sense, then youre exactly the sort of person that guy made the movie for.


i stopped eating fast food simply because it always made me feel like a pile of puke covered cow crap.

i once had a weakness and gave into temptation on some KFC hotwings (i used to LOVE them as a kid)... just one order and i felt like my blood had been replaced with lard.. for a whole damn week.