I ate one last night just to say I have. The meat was a tasteless, texture-less pork-like patty, akin to a gas station microwavable hamburger. The saucy was some overly sweetened "tangy BBQ" sauce that made me retch from the smell alone. The pickles were garbage and the onions did little to mask the smell emanating off the McRib.

About 50 minutes after eating the Mcrib I felt a throbbing pain in my midsection and experienced a feeling and heard a noise in my stomach that can only be described by saying that it started with a sound like a glass ball being broken inside of me, and then the feeling of hot liquid surging threw my digestive track.

My body responded to the McRib as if I had been poisoned and I knew it was a matter of minutes before the floods began. I stood up from the couch, and said goodbye to my friends, and ran to my car. What happened next was like the scene in The Shining with the blood and elevator doors. Never in my life have I shit like that, where Im praying to a god I dont believe in to "just make the pain go away". I used TWO rolls of toilet paper. TWO.

DO NOT EAT THE MCRIB. IT WILL MAKE YOU RELIGIOUS.