If God isn't real, then how did the Virgin Mary become pregnant?

Your basing your theory on a "god" knows how hold story re told and retold through the ages...I'm sorry but truth to the story has been lost.

behind the bushes? ha ha

The lord has an awesome cock! It is very strong and can impregnate from outer space! Iasked HIM if i could touch it but HE said after HIS divorce was over because MRS GODS lawyer might find out about it and really cause a fuss......

Theres no dude up in the sky controlling your movements like a puppet... You are your own god. Once you understand that simple fact, everything will make more sense.

Mary was a virgin.


and yet.......

Maybe she was a full functioning well hung hermaphrodite.

and.....

Maybe she diddled herself.




Beyond that I got nothing.

Maybe Mary was a complete hermaphrodite that was well endowed enough to reach her fully functioning lady bits or maybe just dribbled by accident. and....Bam! Pregnant without a man!
Not really a miracle.

Beyond that I got nothing.

Sorry about the double post the GLP server burped so I had to retype my idea.

To those who have faith no explanation is necessary,
To those without faith no explanation is possible

badump dump :)

It is irrefutable proof of God that He impregnated a virgin. God is the only one who could impregnate her without deflowering her. That proves God did it. Also the fact that it took God to impregnate her proves she was a virgin. With evidence like this why would anyone want to be an atheist.

Its a matter of Faith isn't it

You trust that she was Or you don't (simple)

One thing for sure she did not remain a Virgin
Joseph Knew her Sexually
Jesus Had Brothers and Sisters

In the Bible :
Joseph was visited by Angels, otherwise he might of had serious doubts

So Atheist's can have their doubts
Say he ate moldy bread or some such
There's always room for doubters/scoffers

It comes down to faith again

One has it or they don't

Ruffies

surrogacy

Took the words out of my mouth.

What science cannot explain (natural) becomes religion (supernatural). We are being fooled - the ones in power hold back just enough information that most cannot connect the dots of our existence. If there was a scientific explanation for everything, then we would not need to turn to religion - and in many ways they would lose control.

I do believe in God - I do believe that Jesus walked the earth and performed what we perceive as miracles. But what exactly is a miracle? Something that can't be explained by science? I have a friend who can read decks of cards - both standard decks and flash cards. You need only to pick up a card - without him being able to see it, and he can tell you what is on it. No scam, no trickery, he does not profit. He can also tell what colour something is from touching it. He would be the first to tell you that he is not some kind of 'supreme being', but if he ever went mainstream - many would probably believe that he is. He would tell you that we all have the potential of doing such, but our minds and bodies are being controlled through many different factors. The things that will totally blow your mind are not scientific (natural) or religion ( supernatural) but a combination of the two - and that equals MAGIC.

Best lie ever told you have a prostatitue living in the middle east.. A place where adultery and pregnancy before marriage is punishable by death. so she gets knocked up and lies about it... better than getting stoned to death think about it.

That's got to be the most retarded argument I've read for verifying Christianity.

Has it not occured to your tiny brain that she may have had sex with Joseph or someone else?

I said that to a mormon who knocked on my door one day & they couldn't get away fast enough.

She wasn't a virgin, she just didn't remember. Joseph slipped her a roofie.

Really?? because they believe god reside on Kollob, a Crystalline planet in the center of our galaxy. so it would make more sense that way.

+1000

the Body Jesus used was a test tube baby, Gabriel of Nebadon contributed the male genetics. That is how. Use your minds. YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE NOW.


There are many who have walked this planet under similar situations. Also bodies can be made in a lab which is how Machiventa Melchezidek came from the worlds of "Heaven" to walk this planet in the days of Abraham. There are people also not born of woman walking this planet now.

People, you have MINDS. put them on. The creation is very old, this stuff has been done forever. There are 5.6 trillion evolutionary planets like this one out there. grow up. there is a whole cosmos out there. this has been a prison ward.

can it occur to your tiny little brain she was impregnated with an embryo. That is the source of my own birth here in fact too, although my father's sperm was used in the process, but I have dna also not from this world.

yes the power of the mind and the fact the real body is not these physical bodies.

Somebody lied?

Because they're talking about the ZODIAC.
It's the sign of VIRGO.

Truly. They just walked right off. Perhaps they were 7th Day Adventists, not Mormons, it was one of those lots of religious people who like to try to slam religion in your face at your front door.

She still had the signs of being a virgin while being pregnant with Jesus. For example a hymen.

I heard others mentioned that she lied not to get stoned. Do you guys think people were so dumb back then to fall for such a lame story? They had proof, it could be verified. Think people. They wouldn't have fallen for such a story. Hymen.

She and Gabriel had a contract