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MAYANS DESTROYED BY ZOMBIES?

 
Jet Wylie
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Haha here u go GLP.....

At its height (250-900 AD), the Mayan Empire was one of the most densely populated and culturally dynamic societies in the world. The city of Copan alone contained more than 6,000 structures spanning over 27 square miles, and was just one of many great Mayan urban centers spread across present-day Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

However, by the 10th Century these ancient cities were being strangely and suddenly depopulated, leading to the complete collapse of the Mayan civilization. The reason for this collapse remains one of the biggest mysteries in archaeology, but ZRS Researcher and Historian, Eugene Fredrick, now suggests a compelling explanation for the extinction: zombies.

Fredrick notes that all other prevailing theories – disease, famine, war, revolt – fail to account for the notable lack of buried human remains. In any traditional mass-casualty scenario an abundance of archeological evidence is left behind, including grave sites.

He goes on to site reports of widespread cannibalism at the end of the Mayan civilization, suggesting something much more sinister than a simple drought or cross-tribal dispute. Bones found in and around Mayan cities show signs of being violently ripped from their sockets, and chewed to bits on the spot. Evidence has even been found of children eating their parents, and entire villages devouring themselves within a matter of days.

mayan zombie

Though Fredrick’s theory is a bold one, it can no more be confirmed or denied than any other. As of today, there is still no generally accepted explanation for why one of the most culturally advanced civilizations on the planet was wiped out in an impossibly short span of time. Was it the first zombie apocalypse, or even just one in a long string of unrecognized outbreaks throughout human history? No one knows for sure.

What do you think?

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“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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I figured this would draw more attention! It has 2 of humanity's current favorite keywords in the title!

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You can call it chronic paranoia... I call it critical thinking
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Sounds cool.
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I figured this would draw more attention! It has 2 of humanity's current favorite keywords in the title!

rockon
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Haha true
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Everyone must just be caught up with the new age Mayan stuff. Since it's all speculation, this is viable. I personally like it. It would be cool if they could run DNA tests and trace the origin if this were true.
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Everyone must just be caught up with the new age Mayan stuff. Since it's all speculation, this is viable. I personally like it. It would be cool if they could run DNA tests and trace the origin if this were true.
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Regardless, something strange happened there.....

Atlantis....

Rome....

Chinese Villages disappearing.....
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
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Or perhaps a signal transmitted on an ultra low frequency whilst our governments shut down communications for emergency broadcast tests.....
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

Trent Reznor

“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade


Or perhaps a signal transmitted on an ultra low frequency whilst our governments shut down communications for emergency broadcast tests.....
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


I think I'd lean more toward mutated DNA from meteorites considering the technology wasn't present at the time

hf
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade



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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade



 Quoting: John Connor


hf
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade



 Quoting: John Connor



John Connor
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade


Or perhaps a signal transmitted on an ultra low frequency whilst our governments shut down communications for emergency broadcast tests.....
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


I think I'd lean more toward mutated DNA from meteorites considering the technology wasn't present at the time

hf
 Quoting: Oh Tits


I was talking about possible future scenario,

but... oh tits. That is debatable however....alienship
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
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You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


plausible
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
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Re: MAYANS DESTROYED BY ZOMBIES?
You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
 Quoting: John Connor


IDK, I'm just having fun with thoughts here. afro
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This is the coolest GLP thread EVER.
Thanks OP.
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Re: MAYANS DESTROYED BY ZOMBIES?
You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
 Quoting: John Connor


Good question....

What possessed them to attack and eat each other?
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

Trent Reznor

“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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fuckingawsomenes


This is the coolest GLP thread EVER.
Thanks OP.
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lolsign thanks Zero...
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
 Quoting: John Connor


the zombies were racist?
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What do you think?
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Apparently the folk on Easter island suffered the same fate.

Heres what happened: they ran out of food and turned on each other. In doing so, they went crazy (as you would if you had to eat your family/friends to stay alive), and acted much as a "zombie" out of a movie would. They were normal people who's minds were stretched as far as you would want to go.

Highly possible.
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You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
 Quoting: John Connor


Good question....

What possessed them to attack and eat each other?
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


well if crops failed and animals at min. i guess next is eating each other?
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You know how in the movie people don't turn to dust if they were shielded by metal type housing. Then there were people who turned to zombies who were somewhat shielded.

I'm thinking that maybe everyone in Mayan era could have turned to zombies because the ozone layer wasn't all fucked up like it is today and that was the shield they needed to not be straight up dusted.
 Quoting: gurunade


another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
 Quoting: John Connor


Good question....

What possessed them to attack and eat each other?
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


well if crops failed and animals at min. i guess next is eating each other?
 Quoting: John Connor


like mad cow disease for humans?
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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thanks
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another ? is ..why just the myans? why not the chinese, euros and africans too?
 Quoting: John Connor


Good question....

What possessed them to attack and eat each other?
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


well if crops failed and animals at min. i guess next is eating each other?
 Quoting: John Connor


like mad cow disease for humans?
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


well u do end up w/a disease from eating too much meat..shaking disease..more pronounced eating other humans ..but there's still cannibals today and they don't eat each other out of house and home..but who knows right

and it's addicting i guess like pork/beef
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade


Or perhaps a signal transmitted on an ultra low frequency whilst our governments shut down communications for emergency broadcast tests.....
 Quoting: Jet Wylie



Yes, Stephen King wrote a book about this. I read it - it was good.

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Good question....

What possessed them to attack and eat each other?
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


well if crops failed and animals at min. i guess next is eating each other?
 Quoting: John Connor


like mad cow disease for humans?
 Quoting: Jet Wylie


well u do end up w/a disease from eating too much meat..shaking disease..more pronounced eating other humans ..but there's still cannibals today and they don't eat each other out of house and home..but who knows right

and it's addicting i guess like pork/beef
 Quoting: John Connor


Definitely not natural!!
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

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“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”
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That story sounds like those people were eaten by zombies, like he said. Wow! And then FEMA putting out how to survive a zombie attack or something like that, scares the heck outta me!!
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Maybe a comet coming by and turning people into zombies doesn't sound so far fetched for a 2012ish scenario.

Nibiru the zombie maker...
 Quoting: gurunade


Or perhaps a signal transmitted on an ultra low frequency whilst our governments shut down communications for emergency broadcast tests.....
 Quoting: Jet Wylie



Yes, Stephen King wrote a book about this. I read it - it was good.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4475592


?The Cell! AWESOME book, loved it!
“I think there's something strangely musical about noise.”

Trent Reznor

“And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now.”

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