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Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....

 
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Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
...they are a virus.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
dude u answered ur own question.
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...they are a virus.
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They say there's 7,000,000,000 humans on the planet now.

I'd guess the sasquatch population numbers in the 1,000s worldwide.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
dude u answered ur own question.
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No, I haven't. But I'll start the show.

Humans are primates. All terrestrial primates are covered with hair (fur) except humans.

Why?
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
we are not terrestrial.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
we are not terrestrial.
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The human and chimpanzee genomes are 96% similar. That shows we're at least 96% terrestrial.

But that 4%....
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
dude u answered ur own question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4327425


No, I haven't. But I'll start the show.

Humans are primates. All terrestrial primates are covered with hair (fur) except humans.

Why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395875


I assume we are leaving the Greeks out of this discussion...
Blackadder: Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost £400 000?
Baldrick: Well, I had to haggle.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
All terrestrial animals are well suited to the physical environment naked, all of them.

Humans are not well suited to their physical environment naked.

Yes, humans are intelligent and make tools.

But what came first: high intelligence allowing poor physiological adaptation or poor physiological adaptation requiring high intelligence for survival.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
Humans photosynthesize vitamin in their skin upon exposure to the sun.

Most humans are vitamin D deficient.

Most humans don't expose their naked bodies to the sun frequently enough.

Why not?
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
All terrestrial animals are well suited to the physical environment naked, all of them.

Humans are not well suited to their physical environment naked.

Yes, humans are intelligent and make tools.

But what came first: high intelligence allowing poor physiological adaptation or poor physiological adaptation requiring high intelligence for survival.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395875


ur exactly on about what im on about. ive thought about this
many times.this isnt the awnser but its almost it. the
problem is, weve grown lazy you know we dont work hands on
like we used to. but that isnt even the work part. these
days if you could grow body hair all over and a thick nice
layer of it(most of us men can on our chests and backs legs and arms you know (not me :P) ),so back to the point, even if some of us could actualy grow this defense mechanism back, we would be made fun of for being more evolved (wtf), and this is what does it all to us. i havent explained my self too well, but basicly, whats popular now affects us too greatly we feel bad to have a defense mechanism far greater then clothing. when is the last time u remember falling over on the road and having a cut head? me never, now if my arm hits the ground ALWAYS im scraped up one way or another. but if i fall on my head i think oh shit did i just loose a chunk of my hair instead of geting cut(i didnt :P). but thats the whole issue, we should have hair all over but we dont, because the same fuckers that convince people its not ok to be fat are the same people that ruin our evolution, and ps to you guys (i aint fat but) im sure ude piss ur pants if some 300 pound guy put his giant hand on ur shoulder and squeezed, no matter how strong and defined your body is, them being fat makes them stronger (mabye theres a perfect ratio what we call chubby but not fat to be exact). anyway my point is we can evolve, but not when we laugh at one another.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!

i wanna see what u guys got to say
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
we don't we just evolve so we can poop diamonds?
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
The Indians in British Columbia say that the Sasquatch are renunciates who have evolved beyond the need for creature comforts or "all that jazz" as one put it to me.

They can make themselves invisible to humans.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
The Indians in British Columbia say that the Sasquatch are renunciates who have evolved beyond the need for creature comforts or "all that jazz" as one put it to me.

They can make themselves invisible to humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4320724


ive herd this too, and i also think its got good reason behind it, A. its a higher being, its gone beyond being a hairy mammal or even above a chameleon, its the yeti self defense mechanism. and B. they are what a angel truely looks like or they understand they cant be seen because it would ruin our race
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
1. Chimps are both terrestrial and arboreal.

2. Humans are indeed mammals.

retards.

And that's a moot question. Highest terrestrially evolved mammal? You have to specify. All mammals are terrestrially evolved to a "high" degree because they'd be dead if they weren't.

You can say say cheetahs are the highest evolved mammal because of their extraordinary speed...

You can say Elephants are the highest evolved mammal because of their ability to communicate in ELF inaudible to the human ear, combined with their natural history and behavior...

To give you another example, some amphibians (yes, I know, not a mammal) actually have anti-freeze components in their body cavity that allow them to survive freezing temperatures. You might think its a measly frog at first glance, but you DON'T know all the evolution involved. The functional morphology of a frog is the flesh-equivalent of a loaded spring.

To compare mammals from different genera for a "highest" evolved is kinda stupid in my opinion. You can't isolate the most highly advanced when you do not take into account the advancement involved. SURVIVORS are the highest evolved.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
1. Chimps are both terrestrial and arboreal.

2. Humans are indeed mammals.

retards.

And that's a moot question. Highest terrestrially evolved mammal? You have to specify. All mammals are terrestrially evolved to a "high" degree because they'd be dead if they weren't.

You can say say cheetahs are the highest evolved mammal because of their extraordinary speed...

You can say Elephants are the highest evolved mammal because of their ability to communicate in ELF inaudible to the human ear, combined with their natural history and behavior...

To give you another example, some amphibians (yes, I know, not a mammal) actually have anti-freeze components in their body cavity that allow them to survive freezing temperatures. You might think its a measly frog at first glance, but you DON'T know all the evolution involved. The functional morphology of a frog is the flesh-equivalent of a loaded spring.

To compare mammals from different genera for a "highest" evolved is kinda stupid in my opinion. You can't isolate the most highly advanced when you do not take into account the advancement involved. SURVIVORS are the highest evolved.
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my friend my friend, your not here to discuss ur here to try and prove someone wrong, as because if you was realy here to discuss rather then think of some long sentence of how 10 people are wrong because your right, you would notice half the shit ur saying is retarded, its right in a sense but ur talking completely out of context, a frogs antifreeze doesnt make it more evolved, because even thought that frog cant freeze, he also cant count beyond 3, he cant remember where he was 5 mins ago, shit i dont think frogs even think...... its all pre set thoughts.(mabye that end parts complete crap, but u get me they dont have as much of a brain as us. so yes frogs are more evolved in SURVIVABILITY in the FREEZING conditions. but as humans we are the jack of all trades, we have amazing minds capable of ANYTHING. if were cold we skin a freakin wolf and wear it.......if we are homeless and cant eat, we can create a plan in order to obtain our food. thats where all animals fail. sure a cheetah moves faster, but we can move say 40 percent of there speed, this goes for EVERY animal. we are like a druid on world of warcraft if you have ever played that. we are not AMAZING at one thing, but we are able to do EVERYTHING to a certain extent.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
i forgot to mention, that frog can only protect itself from freezing half the year. what about that summer when theres no snow? whats it gonna do find a freezer thats open and sneak into it? oh thats right... a frogs normal life span doesnt even last a full year......talk about awsome evolution eh? what about that amazing animal with like 100 eyes that eats our shit?
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There is no functional morphology for the "human being" unless they required precious metals all of a sudden.

chuckle
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
There is no functional morphology for the "human being" unless they required precious metals all of a sudden.

chuckle
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the only morphology of the human being is when u get a good one night stand and the next day u realise how fake u was :P
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
i'm a neanderthal and we measure intelligence by
the level of simplicity.
the more simple a thing is the better.
on this scale of measurement, you homo sapien sapiens
are the dumbest creatures to have ever lived.
no insult intended, just simple observation.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
wookie > sasquatch
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
There are no evolved animals =/ theory fail
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
Although some people have classified humans as primates, we are not. Anyone can say something belongs to a certain group on paper, that does not make it true.
If you choose to believe you are descended from poo-flingers or fish, that is your choice, however.
We are obviously very different from all other organisms found anywhere else. Anywhere. This should lead you in your searches.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
Humans photosynthesize vitamin in their skin upon exposure to the sun.

Most humans are vitamin D deficient.

Most humans don't expose their naked bodies to the sun frequently enough.

Why not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395875


Edit:
Humans photosynthesize vitamin D in their skin upon exposure to the sun.
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I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
1. Chimps are both terrestrial and arboreal.

2. Humans are indeed mammals.

retards.

And that's a moot question. Highest terrestrially evolved mammal? You have to specify. All mammals are terrestrially evolved to a "high" degree because they'd be dead if they weren't.

You can say say cheetahs are the highest evolved mammal because of their extraordinary speed...

You can say Elephants are the highest evolved mammal because of their ability to communicate in ELF inaudible to the human ear, combined with their natural history and behavior...

To give you another example, some amphibians (yes, I know, not a mammal) actually have anti-freeze components in their body cavity that allow them to survive freezing temperatures. You might think its a measly frog at first glance, but you DON'T know all the evolution involved. The functional morphology of a frog is the flesh-equivalent of a loaded spring.

To compare mammals from different genera for a "highest" evolved is kinda stupid in my opinion. You can't isolate the most highly advanced when you do not take into account the advancement involved. SURVIVORS are the highest evolved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1650738


You're kind of missing the point, but I do like your GLP "I'm smarter than you" spunk.

In regards to:
Highest terrestrially evolved mammal? You have to specify.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1650738

Alright then let's specify a trait, per your feedback: intelligence.

And in regards to:
To compare mammals from different genera for a "highest" evolved is kinda stupid in my opinion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1650738

Let's try to keep opinions out of this. Speculation/hypothesis is fine.

And to be clear about the thesis of this thread: it's about humans and their possible non-terrestrial origin. Feel free to use inductive or deductive reasoning to debunk. No worries about my IQ - I can keep up.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
All terrestrial animals are well suited to the physical environment naked, all of them.

Humans are not well suited to their physical environment naked.

Yes, humans are intelligent and make tools.

But what came first: high intelligence allowing poor physiological adaptation or poor physiological adaptation requiring high intelligence for survival.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1395875


ur exactly on about what im on about. ive thought about this
many times.this isnt the awnser but its almost it. the
problem is, weve grown lazy you know we dont work hands on
like we used to. but that isnt even the work part. these
days if you could grow body hair all over and a thick nice
layer of it(most of us men can on our chests and backs legs and arms you know (not me :P) ),so back to the point, even if some of us could actualy grow this defense mechanism back, we would be made fun of for being more evolved (wtf), and this is what does it all to us. i havent explained my self too well, but basicly, whats popular now affects us too greatly we feel bad to have a defense mechanism far greater then clothing. when is the last time u remember falling over on the road and having a cut head? me never, now if my arm hits the ground ALWAYS im scraped up one way or another. but if i fall on my head i think oh shit did i just loose a chunk of my hair instead of geting cut(i didnt :P). but thats the whole issue, we should have hair all over but we dont, because the same fuckers that convince people its not ok to be fat are the same people that ruin our evolution, and ps to you guys (i aint fat but) im sure ude piss ur pants if some 300 pound guy put his giant hand on ur shoulder and squeezed, no matter how strong and defined your body is, them being fat makes them stronger (mabye theres a perfect ratio what we call chubby but not fat to be exact). anyway my point is we can evolve, but not when we laugh at one another.
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There's little debate about it: the human race has effectively removed itself from the process of natural selection.

Humans don't like it - it's too slow a process.

All other terrestrial animals are still fully engaged in natural selection.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
The Indians in British Columbia say that the Sasquatch are renunciates who have evolved beyond the need for creature comforts or "all that jazz" as one put it to me.

They can make themselves invisible to humans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4320724


I'd really like for the Indians to spill the beans on what they know about Sasquatch. They keep a tight lid on it. Their experience with the creature could change my perspective on their place in the natural ecosystem.

That naturally evolved creatures will probably never have the need for TV or computers is self-evident.
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
There is no functional morphology for the "human being" unless they required precious metals all of a sudden.

chuckle
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Go on....
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Re: Sasquatch is the highest terrestrially evolved mammal, humans aren't because.....
Although some people have classified humans as primates, we are not. Anyone can say something belongs to a certain group on paper, that does not make it true.
If you choose to believe you are descended from poo-flingers or fish, that is your choice, however.
We are obviously very different from all other organisms found anywhere else. Anywhere. This should lead you in your searches.
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Your supporting the thesis of this thread.

Go on...

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