Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,733 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,448,444
Pageviews Today: 3,260,778Threads Today: 676Posts Today: 13,469
08:16 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space

 
420.4.L1f3
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 4161302
United Kingdom
11/06/2011 08:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
A spokesperson for the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN) has confirmed the fears of many in the scientific world after revealing that the reason for the sudden closure of the Large Hadron Collider, the world's most expensive physics experiment, was not due to "technical problems" as previously stated, but because its controversial particle collisions have sensationally rendered a "tiny black hole" in the fabric of space.

"I can confirm that, yes, the first stages of the experiment resulted in the appearance of a miniscule black hole," said the spokesperson to gathered reporters on Monday. "The black hole is being kept under quarantine and our scientists have been monitoring its progression," he explained.

More: [link to www.thetechherald.com]


hiding
420.4.L1f3
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1551783
United States
11/06/2011 08:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Hopefully you realize this was an april fool's joke
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1361388
Canada
11/06/2011 08:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
why are they mad scientists? they've been doing this publicly for a long time. It's just scientifically illiterate morons who think black holes will consume us all making a big deal out of this.
NIRO
User ID: 1296231
Israel
11/06/2011 08:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Hopefully you realize this was an april fool's joke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551783


:)
I think he just realized that one...
People here would believe anything...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1360265
United States
11/06/2011 09:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1360265
United States
11/06/2011 09:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265


Why do u think we are seeing all these massive increases in volcanic eruptions and earthquakes? Why do you think video reports are popping up everywhere about strange ominous sounds that stretch for hundreds of miles for many hours? It is the effects of a blackhole growing at a planets center. There is a reason why cerns logo is three 6' s. Get ready! Mankind is about to be destroyed completely forever. Very soon. Blazar is coming.
Jags~Beach

User ID: 1328821
United States
11/06/2011 09:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265


The discription of earths destruction, is nothing short of a black hole. Mountains melting? h3 heavens rolled together like a scroll.


Revelation 11:18 And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name, small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth.


Revelation 6:14 And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.


Isaiah 34:1 ¶ Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it.


Isa 34:2 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and [his] fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.


Isa 34:3 Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.


Isa 34:4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree. yoda

The end time world leader gets to be in power according to prophecy for only 3 1/2 years. If you believe Obama is the end time world leader prophesied to come, now you know the date.



July 4th 2012 Universal Independance day and return of the Messiah: fulfilling the 3 1/2 year prophecy.
SR37

User ID: 3984663
United States
11/06/2011 09:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265


And THIS is why I adore GLP so damn much.

5a
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1152154
United States
11/06/2011 09:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
OMG ! is this shit for real !


wtf



no need to be concerned ! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU QUARANTINE A BLACK HOLE !
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1360265
United States
11/06/2011 12:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
They are lying!!!!!! It is impossible to quarantine a blackhole! They know they have caused an expanding large blackhole to grow at the earths core. It is probably a couple hundred miles wide by now and will soon swallow up the whole planet. But, because God knows this, God will destroy the planet first before this blackhole does by way of Blazar. Blazar is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265


Why do u think we are seeing all these massive increases in volcanic eruptions and earthquakes? Why do you think video reports are popping up everywhere about strange ominous sounds that stretch for hundreds of miles for many hours? It is the effects of a blackhole growing at a planets center. There is a reason why cerbumpns logo is three 6' s. Get ready! Mankind is about to be destroyed completely forever. Very soon. Blazar is coming.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360265


bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1107898
United States
11/06/2011 12:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Doesn't the limit on copying from other sources include bible quotes?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2519574
United States
11/06/2011 12:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1517542
United States
11/06/2011 12:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
wow people many of you are stupid
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1521168
United States
11/06/2011 01:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
this is big news definitely needs a pin
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4769924
United States
11/06/2011 01:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Alarms going off at CERN right now!@


[link to lhc-live.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 989515
United States
11/06/2011 01:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Hopefully you realize this was an april fool's joke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551783


How is this funny? verysad
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4757952
Brazil
11/06/2011 01:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Hopefully you realize this was an april fool's joke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551783



This.

And thank God, it's just a joke.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1184401
United States
11/06/2011 01:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
mini black holes will lead to an energy revolution
eXIt
User ID: 1351603
United States
11/06/2011 01:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
mini black holes will lead to an energy revolution
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184401




And provide the source for interstellar propulsion systems. Antimatter initiated microfusion propulsion.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1711635
United States
11/06/2011 01:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Doesn't the limit on copying from other sources include bible quotes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107898


pokeye
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1502042
United States
11/06/2011 01:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Leave it to the biggest doomtards of all, bible thumpers, to try and hold back progression of mankind because they're scared of something they clearly do not understand...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4772790
United States
11/06/2011 01:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Leave it to the biggest doomtards of all, bible thumpers, to try and hold back progression of mankind because they're scared of something they clearly do not understand...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1502042


Leave it to glpers to get all excited over something posted Apr 1 2009 a year and a half after the fact.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2519574
United States
11/06/2011 01:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Nostradamus

Century 9 Quatrain 44

"Leave, leave Geneva every last one of you,
Saturn will be converted from gold to iron,
RAYPOZ will exterminate all who oppose him,
Before the coming the sky will show signs."
008-80

User ID: 1391397
United States
11/06/2011 01:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Alarms going off at CERN right now!@


[link to lhc-live.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4769924


rockon
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2519574
United States
11/06/2011 01:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Blazar???
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1502042
United States
11/06/2011 01:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Did you retards even read the article? The blackhole is the size of a pinhead, and is in space. Not at the Earthen core...

Just stop with the "scientists are going to end the world" crap! What would they gain by destroying everything, including themselves? NOTHING!!! That's what.
Seer777
Ride the wings of the mind

User ID: 3018467
United States
11/06/2011 01:28 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
have you ever seen a portal?



portal

Norwayspiral2cro
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
eXIt
User ID: 1351603
United States
11/06/2011 01:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Nostradamus

Century 9 Quatrain 44

"Leave, leave Geneva every last one of you,
Saturn will be converted from gold to iron,
RAYPOZ will exterminate all who oppose him,
Before the coming the sky will show signs."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2519574


Positron production near a 1000000 solar mass black hole...just say'n
IRQ_1

User ID: 1157608
United States
11/06/2011 01:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Hopefully you realize this was an april fool's joke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1551783


CERN admits black hole ripped in space by Large Hadron Collider
by Rich Bowden - Apr 1 2009, 04:03

[link to www.thetechherald.com]
Jack of all trades, master of none.
We are all the result of our past choices meeting the future.
"shall not be infringed."
HONOR... If you say you will, you do. If you say you won't you do not.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1360265
United States
11/06/2011 01:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
Cerns logo is three 6' s intersecting each other in a triangle formation. That is why they would do it. That is what they would have to gain.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2519574
United States
11/06/2011 01:42 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: CERN Mad Scientists Admit Ripping Black Hole In Space
It may have been a joke, but it is definitely possible. Their hypothesis is that black holes that may be created will evaporate because of Hawking Radiation, BUT they don't even know for sure if Hawking Radiation even EXISTS.

News