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Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven

 
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11/06/2011 10:32 PM
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Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
At night when we go to sleep at our room, we find noise of some device moving just on top of our head in the floor above ours and from that point , we start feeling immense heat in our head , our forehead become magnetic in nature (meaning a magnet can be attached to it), we also feel dizziness, vomiting sensation , breathing trouble also starts , we also feel some pain in heart and we cannot sleep for hours until the neighbor turns off the device. We also get few boils in our body.
We are suspecting the neighbor who is staying in floor above us have modified a microwave oven to direct high power electromagnetic energy in our room.
Please tell me how do I get proof of electronic harassment
and how do I avoid getting harassed electronically by neighbor.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 10:34 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
go up there and find out.
bust the door in.
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11/06/2011 10:34 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Get a Fucking Tin Foil Hat ya Moran.
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11/06/2011 10:34 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Please tell me how do I get proof of electronic harassment
and how do I avoid getting harassed electronically by neighbor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251597


Have you spoken to the neighbor? First of all you should ask if he/she experienced similar things...
Zero Point

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11/06/2011 10:35 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Get a Fucking Tin Foil Hat ya Moran.
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11/06/2011 10:37 PM

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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Get a Fucking Tin Foil Hat ya Moran.
 Quoting: SLaPPiE


tined

Everyone gets one here.
 Quoting: Zero Point


Yup this is the only way!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

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11/06/2011 10:37 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
go up there and find out.
bust the door in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1418913


Or tin foil your ceiling...
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11/06/2011 10:38 PM
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lol @ schizophrenia
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Eeew.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 10:38 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Oh dear...this is not a microwave oven..its the new earth energies. I have felt that way. Thought the government was singling me out. Hope you figure things out.
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11/06/2011 10:38 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
when i make my tinfoil hat, does it have to be pointy? or can i put a bill on it and wear it backwards ?
Nickadeemus

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11/06/2011 10:39 PM
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My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 10:39 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
just line your ceiling with a metal sheet, and when the waves come down it will damage the microwave oven.

You should also be able to hear a crackling sound as the microwave goes kapput!

Then monitor the comings and goings for a wee or so, and see if there is a shiny new microwave oven being delivered.

If it happens again, bring the metal sheet up.

Alternatively, put a movie on, and then when you think the microwave is on, have your microwave popcorn at the ready and hey presto! Hot buttery popcorn at the expense of your neighbour ;)
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11/06/2011 10:40 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
If they are in fact doing this. It will be hard to get evidence.

Even if you get evidence these kind of attacks/crimes are rarely won in courts.

Best bet is to move home. Make sure your next place of residence is NOT an apartment/flat.
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11/06/2011 10:42 PM
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My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
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11/06/2011 10:43 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Get a Fucking Tin Foil Hat ya Moran.
 Quoting: SLaPPiE


tined

Everyone gets one here.
 Quoting: Zero Point
Now there many occasions where a GOOD tin foil hat is your best bet, BUT if the OP is getting microwaved from the apartment above. I don't not recomend a tin foil hat, your head might pop like popcorn.
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685


Dude, you should read some of my posts.
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

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11/06/2011 10:46 PM

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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
go up there and find out.
bust the door in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1418913


Or tin foil your ceiling...
 Quoting: GeekOfTheWeek


You can buy a special type of heavy foil that is meant to be stapled to the ceiling of your attic. We have it in our house. It reflects 90% of the heat back and keeps the house cooler in the summer. I would buy some of that and staple it to my ceiling and see if that solves the problem. Whatever is reflected toward you will be reflected back to them instead.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 10:48 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
a shotgun would end their attack if it were real...even a punch to the face would...so either this is fake or you like getting fucked by your "neighbor"
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11/06/2011 10:48 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
If your neighbor owns a cat, take the animal and duct tape it to the ceiling of your apartment where you suspect the device to be located. Note the results and report back to us.
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11/06/2011 10:50 PM

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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685


chuckle
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

You should have nailed it to a tree and made it feel like Jesus. - Brief
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
At night when we go to sleep at our room, we find noise of some device moving just on top of our head in the floor above ours and from that point , we start feeling immense heat in our head , our forehead become magnetic in nature (meaning a magnet can be attached to it), we also feel dizziness, vomiting sensation , breathing trouble also starts , we also feel some pain in heart and we cannot sleep for hours until the neighbor turns off the device. We also get few boils in our body.
We are suspecting the neighbor who is staying in floor above us have modified a microwave oven to direct high power electromagnetic energy in our room.
Please tell me how do I get proof of electronic harassment
and how do I avoid getting harassed electronically by neighbor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1251597


put some aluminum foil on the ceiling.
Nickadeemus

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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685



AC 685. I could give two long lines of runny catshit as your thoughts on my posts. The entire point of this whole fucking forum is to be entertained and have fun while sharing the news of whatever with like-minded (for the most part) individuals. If you've come here to incite anger or hate in any way you can take that shit and put it right next to the cobb of sweet yellow corn that is lodged in your ass. I have paid hard earned money to have a voice here. Although you have the right to a voice as well, perhaps you will want to keep your mouth shut in the future. IMO you offend others by having the audacity to stand there and belittle me for trying to have fun. If you wish to argue a point fine, but it's fucking thirty one flavors of wrong to belittle me and insinuate "gayness" because of the content of my posts. What in the holy fuck did you think the "custom smiles" were for anyway you complete intellectual vaccum, bakeing a fucking turkey? Go back to your bannana tree fuckstick.

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Last Edited by Nickadeemus on 11/06/2011 10:56 PM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/06/2011 10:54 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
How do I gather proof that the microwaves are coming indeed from the floor above my floor ?
Marax

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11/06/2011 10:59 PM

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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685



AC 685. I could give two long lines of runny catshit as your thoughts on my posts. The entire point of this whole fucking forum is to be entertained and have fun while sharing the news of whatever with like-minded (for the most part) individuals. If you've come here to incite anger or hate in any way you can take that shit and put it right next to the cobb of sweet yellow corn that is lodged in your ass. I have paid hard earned money to have a voice here. Although you have the right to a voice as well, perhaps you will want to keep your mouth shut in the future. IMO you offend others by having the audacity to stand there and belittle me for trying to have fun. If you wish to argue a point fine, but it's fucking thirty one flavors of wrong to belittle me and insinuate "gayness" because of the content of my posts. What in the holy fuck did you think the "custom smiles" were for anyway you complete intellectual vaccum, bakeing a fucking turkey? Go back to your bannana tree fuckstick.

Nick®
 Quoting: Nickadeemus


chuckle
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

You should have nailed it to a tree and made it feel like Jesus. - Brief
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 11:02 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
I'd think that a CFL lightbulb would react to the microwaves. Place one up to the ceiling (not connected to a power source obviously) and see if it glows. If some form of microwave energy were penetrating the ceiling to do the damage you describe, then it should be enough to excite the gases withing the fluorescent tube and produce a glow.
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2011 11:04 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
mylar space blankets will deflect some of the energy so that you can sleep. Look up gangstalking.

As for proof -- not sure, though I guess you could use a camera and a type of heat thermometer or a thermal camera directed at the ceiling.
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11/06/2011 11:10 PM

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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Something like a window screen but made out of copper. I researched this as soon as I seen the new microwave crowd control weapons that use microwave heating to repel people. Even mesh will completely deflect them. This is also how the gov protects it's electronics from EMP damage.
As strong as you're making this out to be, I would think reflecting it using the copper mesh would turn the heat back on him or fry his microwave.

Last Edited by GoldenRuled on 11/06/2011 11:14 PM
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SLaPPiE

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11/06/2011 11:17 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Something like a window screen but made out of copper. I researched this as soon as I seen the new microwave crowd control weapons that use microwave heating to repel people. Even mesh will completely deflect them. This is also how the gov protects it's electronics from EMP damage.
 Quoting: GoldenRuled


It is called a faraday cage: [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I know this thread is some bs, but RadioShack actually used to sell a microwave leakage detector.

A spectrum analyzer/freq counter would show the presence.

100,000 watt radar unit would glow a NE-2 bulb or any florescent at about 1 foot, but the danger zone was considered 50 ft.

Perhaps OP is having hot (sex) flashes?

Last Edited by SLaPPiE on 11/06/2011 11:19 PM
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11/06/2011 11:33 PM
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
Do you know who these people are? Do you ever talk to them If so, what are they like?

You should go talk to them about it,...
bring it up like you were just wondering if they were having the same problem. Or ask them if they might know what's going on.
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685



AC 685. I could give two long lines of runny catshit as your thoughts on my posts. The entire point of this whole fucking forum is to be entertained and have fun while sharing the news of whatever with like-minded (for the most part) individuals. If you've come here to incite anger or hate in any way you can take that shit and put it right next to the cobb of sweet yellow corn that is lodged in your ass. I have paid hard earned money to have a voice here. Although you have the right to a voice as well, perhaps you will want to keep your mouth shut in the future. IMO you offend others by having the audacity to stand there and belittle me for trying to have fun. If you wish to argue a point fine, but it's fucking thirty one flavors of wrong to belittle me and insinuate "gayness" because of the content of my posts. What in the holy fuck did you think the "custom smiles" were for anyway you complete intellectual vaccum, bakeing a fucking turkey? Go back to your bannana tree fuckstick.

Nick®
 Quoting: Nickadeemus


^^^This + 1,000,000

That is a boatload of awesome.
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Re: Neighbor harassing us with a modified microwave oven
My initial response would be to return the harrassment in the manner in which it was insued, instead though I would use a modified mossburg. Sawed off...

Nick®
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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


every post I have ever seen you make has been 100% extremely gay and unfunny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685



AC 685. I could give two long lines of runny catshit as your thoughts on my posts. The entire point of this whole fucking forum is to be entertained and have fun while sharing the news of whatever with like-minded (for the most part) individuals. If you've come here to incite anger or hate in any way you can take that shit and put it right next to the cobb of sweet yellow corn that is lodged in your ass. I have paid hard earned money to have a voice here. Although you have the right to a voice as well, perhaps you will want to keep your mouth shut in the future. IMO you offend others by having the audacity to stand there and belittle me for trying to have fun. If you wish to argue a point fine, but it's fucking thirty one flavors of wrong to belittle me and insinuate "gayness" because of the content of my posts. What in the holy fuck did you think the "custom smiles" were for anyway you complete intellectual vaccum, bakeing a fucking turkey? Go back to your bannana tree fuckstick.

Nick®
 Quoting: Nickadeemus


^^^This + 1,000,000

That is a boatload of awesome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1515928


Thank you for the kind words.
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