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Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.

 
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11/07/2011 08:42 AM
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Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
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11/07/2011 08:47 AM
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
and metallica?
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
lmao funnest post so far today!



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11/07/2011 08:55 AM

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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
The amount of money you will spend over your lifetime when not removing plaque on a regular basis is an order of magnitude greater than if you'd remove the plaque. But, hey, I, and I am sure other dentists, are more than happy to clean up the mess later when you can no longer ignore it... and give you the bigger bill, too. The choice is yours. Pay a little gradually, or pay a lot more at typically the most inopportune time.
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
and metallica?
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Yes metallica!
Hey dont take my word for it, just type in the title into any run of the mill search engine and you will see how right I am.
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11/07/2011 09:50 AM
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
BUMP!
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meaw.
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
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This is 100% true but you left out the part where the Metal band Metallica gets a 20% royalty on everthing related to removal of this substance by dentists since they invented plaque. How does plague get on your teeth? Because dentists are the ones who put it there in the first place. Then you have to come back, have it removed and then they plant the seeds for a new batch that will grow over the next 12 months. I havent been to a dentist in 20 years and my teeth are nice and white and all I do is brush my teeth with regular toothpaste once a day. Tomato paste is also a good substite in a pinch. People who go to dentists all the time have bad teeth or no teeth at all after they charge you to pull them one by one. Then they charge you thousands for dentutes. Also when dentists put you under, they and the nurses molest you. Did you ever wake up and see the dentist buttoning his shirt or pulling up his pants and the dental assistants putting their skirts back on? You arent imagining things. wtf
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1498053


This is 100% true but you left out the part where the Metal band Metallica gets a 20% royalty on everthing related to removal of this substance by dentists since they invented plaque. How does plague get on your teeth? Because dentists are the ones who put it there in the first place. Then you have to come back, have it removed and then they plant the seeds for a new batch that will grow over the next 12 months. I havent been to a dentist in 20 years and my teeth are nice and white and all I do is brush my teeth with regular toothpaste once a day. Tomato paste is also a good substite in a pinch. People who go to dentists all the time have bad teeth or no teeth at all after they charge you to pull them one by one. Then they charge you thousands for dentutes. Also when dentists put you under, they and the nurses molest you. Did you ever wake up and see the dentist buttoning his shirt or pulling up his pants and the dental assistants putting their skirts back on? You arent imagining things. wtf
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Anyone familiar with the Flouride? It all started in 1946 and continues to this day. Research this at your own risk.
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1498053


This is 100% true but you left out the part where the Metal band Metallica gets a 20% royalty on everthing related to removal of this substance by dentists since they invented plaque. How does plague get on your teeth? Because dentists are the ones who put it there in the first place. Then you have to come back, have it removed and then they plant the seeds for a new batch that will grow over the next 12 months. I havent been to a dentist in 20 years and my teeth are nice and white and all I do is brush my teeth with regular toothpaste once a day. Tomato paste is also a good substite in a pinch. People who go to dentists all the time have bad teeth or no teeth at all after they charge you to pull them one by one. Then they charge you thousands for dentutes. Also when dentists put you under, they and the nurses molest you. Did you ever wake up and see the dentist buttoning his shirt or pulling up his pants and the dental assistants putting their skirts back on? You arent imagining things. wtf
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Anyone familiar with the Flouride? It all started in 1946 and continues to this day. Research this at your own risk.
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are you fckin stupid?
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
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You sure you're not posting from the UK?
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth.
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Re: Teeth, plaque conspiracy and metallica.
ITS, pronounced WIZZZZZARRD. Lmao

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