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Raccoon advice needed...

 
BRIEF
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11/08/2011 09:37 AM

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They usually seek shelter when the Momma is having babies...if Rover eats the Momma, and the babies starve, you will have to tear out the walls to get rid of the smell of death...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yeah, thats a problem. Caught the Momma last week but could see 5 little faces peering back. So, I let Mamma go. 5 rotting bodies in the attic walls would be harder to find then a live one.

I'm gonna try the pee. And lots of it.
 Quoting: Azila


I know this sounds harsh! I love animals..but when it is a matter of nuisanse controll, the tables turn. Obviously, urine and fecal detritius is a health hazard in the work place..haha. Raccoons are also disease harbingers( Rabies, and plague). Go to Home Depot, buy blocks or bags of rat poison. Get some canned dog food and a bowl(s). Mix 3 times the amt needed to kill a rat in a bowl of soft canned dog food. Place this concoction in three bowls at varying places in that building above the celing tiles. There is a possibility that these animals will expire in that building so be prepared to remove the carcasses. The last thing you want is to have the smell of rotting corpses invading your work environment..LOL.

All of that said, I doth protest; it is a shame that your tax revenue was not able to provide your local animal control office with the "consumer prod in the ass", needed to do this.

P.S I would not call them to come out and get those carcasses, as they would probably find a crime to charge you with. Put them in garbage bags and toss them in the dumpster.

Love ya!
 Quoting: tomasgod1


That is EXACTLY what animal control told me. They even told me I could be arrested for using live traps and transporting them in any by vehicle to another location. So I was like ok, so I have it trapped, what do I do?? They said it was my resposibility to contact and pay for a Pest removal service to come and get it. If I caught it and took it to animal shelter they consider that illegal.
 Quoting: Azila


Whenever I trap a cat in a "have-a-heart" trap, I try to teach them to swim, but sadly I'm not a good teacher :(
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11/08/2011 05:05 PM
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Yeah, thats a problem. Caught the Momma last week but could see 5 little faces peering back. So, I let Mamma go. 5 rotting bodies in the attic walls would be harder to find then a live one.

I'm gonna try the pee. And lots of it.
 Quoting: Azila


I know this sounds harsh! I love animals..but when it is a matter of nuisanse controll, the tables turn. Obviously, urine and fecal detritius is a health hazard in the work place..haha. Raccoons are also disease harbingers( Rabies, and plague). Go to Home Depot, buy blocks or bags of rat poison. Get some canned dog food and a bowl(s). Mix 3 times the amt needed to kill a rat in a bowl of soft canned dog food. Place this concoction in three bowls at varying places in that building above the celing tiles. There is a possibility that these animals will expire in that building so be prepared to remove the carcasses. The last thing you want is to have the smell of rotting corpses invading your work environment..LOL.

All of that said, I doth protest; it is a shame that your tax revenue was not able to provide your local animal control office with the "consumer prod in the ass", needed to do this.

P.S I would not call them to come out and get those carcasses, as they would probably find a crime to charge you with. Put them in garbage bags and toss them in the dumpster.

Love ya!
 Quoting: tomasgod1


That is EXACTLY what animal control told me. They even told me I could be arrested for using live traps and transporting them in any by vehicle to another location. So I was like ok, so I have it trapped, what do I do?? They said it was my resposibility to contact and pay for a Pest removal service to come and get it. If I caught it and took it to animal shelter they consider that illegal.
 Quoting: Azila


Whenever I trap a cat in a "have-a-heart" trap, I try to teach them to swim, but sadly I'm not a good teacher :(
 Quoting: BRIEF


Send the little kittehs over to me. I can teach them to swim AND FETCH!

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11/08/2011 05:23 PM
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Call Billy!

They love Purina Cat Chow - start feeding them outside.
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11/08/2011 05:31 PM
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figure out why this animal is coming to you, listen to its message, and it will go away.
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Of course! Sit down, break bread and consume wine with the coons and hear the message they bring forth. Rejoice and dance around a small fire after sundown like gypsies. Go back to your tents and lay your heads upon your pillows, digest their message and be happy.
Feel their concerns and celebrate their culture.
BRIEF
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I know this sounds harsh! I love animals..but when it is a matter of nuisanse controll, the tables turn. Obviously, urine and fecal detritius is a health hazard in the work place..haha. Raccoons are also disease harbingers( Rabies, and plague). Go to Home Depot, buy blocks or bags of rat poison. Get some canned dog food and a bowl(s). Mix 3 times the amt needed to kill a rat in a bowl of soft canned dog food. Place this concoction in three bowls at varying places in that building above the celing tiles. There is a possibility that these animals will expire in that building so be prepared to remove the carcasses. The last thing you want is to have the smell of rotting corpses invading your work environment..LOL.

All of that said, I doth protest; it is a shame that your tax revenue was not able to provide your local animal control office with the "consumer prod in the ass", needed to do this.

P.S I would not call them to come out and get those carcasses, as they would probably find a crime to charge you with. Put them in garbage bags and toss them in the dumpster.

Love ya!
 Quoting: tomasgod1


That is EXACTLY what animal control told me. They even told me I could be arrested for using live traps and transporting them in any by vehicle to another location. So I was like ok, so I have it trapped, what do I do?? They said it was my resposibility to contact and pay for a Pest removal service to come and get it. If I caught it and took it to animal shelter they consider that illegal.
 Quoting: Azila


Whenever I trap a cat in a "have-a-heart" trap, I try to teach them to swim, but sadly I'm not a good teacher :(
 Quoting: BRIEF


Send the little kittehs over to me. I can teach them to swim AND FETCH!

:catfetch:
 Quoting: SickScent


Will do man...




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