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FEMA NATIONWIDE "DRILL" FAILED LOL!!!

 
AK Prole
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No test from KBBI

I just wasted 40 min of daylight.
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THIS IS WEIRD.... I have Dish Network in Mid Michigan.(DVR'd it also) Turned on ABC to see what would go down. It said something about a pinpoint notification alert issued for the united states expiring at 14:18??? EST I am guessing. But now Im trying to go back and see exactly what the message said because it seems to differ from others here and my DVR wont go back and my DISH Network has complete signal loss, its automatically downloading a new "program guide"?? Saying it should take ten minutes to complete or something, I cancelled it and its still fucked up. Cant explain the not letting me go back and view my DVR. NEVER HAS IT DONE THIS BEFORE. And I record a shitload of shows and rarely have a complete signal loss... btw its partly sunny here so no need for weather interference.

What the hell did the alert warning for the united states until 14:18 though?? Thats 4:18 EST right? A test should not run that long.

Feedback please
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did anyone drink the koolaid ?
 Quoting: Mooshi Kin


YES!!!!!
 Quoting: closing eyes


can someone please explain the koolaid thing? being from the the uk i dont get it!

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512359


The "koolaid thing" refers to Reverend Jim Jones and the Jonestown mass suicide of 900+ people in Guyana in the late 1970s. Everybody drank cyanide laced koolaid to die at the same time: Parents and kids alike.

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Maybe this is the point. Everyone got a different signal and different message? Isn't that the part that is odd? If this was a national
Broadcast, wouldnt EVERYONE have gotten the same exact message?
 Quoting: Gthree777


Your correct. People are saying the Gov failed but that is laughable. Different places saw different things. The test was very strange. The government doesnt do anything with a reason.

Peace
 Quoting: Amy_A


some of us saw and heard nothing at all
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I had on radio on, TV was on in the break room, was in the internet, as our software is a web based application....nothing, no doom, no zombie mind control, nada, nothing, zlich.

Complete doom fail.

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did anyone drink the koolaid ?
 Quoting: Mooshi Kin


YES!!!!!
 Quoting: closing eyes


can someone please explain the koolaid thing? being from the the uk i dont get it!

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512359


don't drink the kool-aid! Comes from the Jonestown incident.

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did anyone drink the koolaid ?
 Quoting: Mooshi Kin


YES!!!!!
 Quoting: closing eyes


can someone please explain the koolaid thing? being from the the uk i dont get it!

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512359


"Drinking the Kool-Aid" is a metaphor, used in the United States and Canada, that means to become an unquestioning believer in some ideology, or to accept an argument or philosophy wholeheartedly or blindly without critical examination. The phrase can sometimes have a negative connotation, or can be used ironically. The basis of the term is a reference to the November 1978 Jonestown Massacre,[1][2] where members of the Peoples Temple were said to have committed suicide by drinking a "Kool-Aid"-like drink laced with cyanide.[3]
Evidence gathered at the Jonestown site after the incident indicated that Flavor Aid (a similar powdered drink mix), not Kool-Aid, was used in the massacre. Some survivors of the incident object to the link between blind faith and the deaths of members of the People's Temple implied by the phrase, because some victims were murdered—forced to drink at gunpoint—rather than being convinced or forced to commit suicide. In addition, Jim Jones had previously had many rehearsals for the event in which the drink contained no poison, which led to cult members believing the drink was harmless on the day that it did contain poison[4]
Objections notwithstanding, the phrase is commonly used in a variety of contexts to describe blind, uncritical acceptance or following.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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if I did not feel so sad as I look at them. Sad because they do not know the truth and I do know it. Oh, how hard it is to be the only one who knows the truth! But they won't understand that. No, they won't understand it."
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just been transformed into an Obamatard!!!

Anyone else????????????
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11/09/2011 02:31 PM
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did anyone drink the koolaid ?
 Quoting: Mooshi Kin


YES!!!!!
 Quoting: closing eyes


can someone please explain the koolaid thing? being from the the uk i dont get it!

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512359

Jim Jones Jonestown

All of his followers drank koolaid laced with poison in a mass suicide
 Quoting: Masiro


got ya! nice one!
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11/09/2011 02:31 PM
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Why does it say for 11/8/11?
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Maybe this is the point. Everyone got a different signal and different message? Isn't that the part that is odd? If this was a national
Broadcast, wouldnt EVERYONE have gotten the same exact message?
 Quoting: Gthree777


I'm seeing a lot of west coast/southwestern states not getting it....maybe they didn't get it because...they won't see it when it matters anyways...See ya west coast!
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Just turned my computer on and something changed my registry. Anyone else?
 Quoting: OnTheBrink


HOLY SHIT SAME THING HERE
I RUN ADVNCED SYSTEM CARE AND SCANNED BEFORE THE TEST
JUST SITTING HERE READING READ YOUR POST
RE-RAN THE SCAN
31 REGITRY ERRORS NOW


WTF???!!!
P.S SO NOT KIDDING
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FEMA/FCC Takeover Test Fails In Certain Areas, Weird Noises Heard In Others
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Why does it say for 11/8/11?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 982332


Asteroid scare.
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did anyone drink the koolaid ?
 Quoting: Mooshi Kin


YES!!!!!
 Quoting: closing eyes


can someone please explain the koolaid thing? being from the the uk i dont get it!

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512359


"Drinking the Kool-Aid" is a metaphor, used in the United States and Canada, that means to become an unquestioning believer in some ideology, or to accept an argument or philosophy wholeheartedly or blindly without critical examination. The phrase can sometimes have a negative connotation, or can be used ironically. The basis of the term is a reference to the November 1978 Jonestown Massacre,[1][2] where members of the Peoples Temple were said to have committed suicide by drinking a "Kool-Aid"-like drink laced with cyanide.[3]
Evidence gathered at the Jonestown site after the incident indicated that Flavor Aid (a similar powdered drink mix), not Kool-Aid, was used in the massacre. Some survivors of the incident object to the link between blind faith and the deaths of members of the People's Temple implied by the phrase, because some victims were murdered—forced to drink at gunpoint—rather than being convinced or forced to commit suicide. In addition, Jim Jones had previously had many rehearsals for the event in which the drink contained no poison, which led to cult members believing the drink was harmless on the day that it did contain poison[4]
Objections notwithstanding, the phrase is commonly used in a variety of contexts to describe blind, uncritical acceptance or following.
 Quoting: Weltsmertz


many thanks!
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Well apparently, some folks are saying they heard a voice whispering "sell", "sell", "sell" during the test, and now the DOW is down like 430 points.

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did anyone drink the koolaid ?
 Quoting: Mooshi Kin


YES!!!!!
 Quoting: closing eyes


can someone please explain the koolaid thing? being from the the uk i dont get it!

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1512359


It's from Jim Jones and the Jonestown Massacre. He had them all drink kool-aid with poison.
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2011 02:33 PM
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I got it all on the DVR, just to make sure I can play it for the Hubby and kids when they get home from work/school. I want to make sure we are all re-programmed correctly. You know, good sheep. :-) Baaaaaaaa
 Quoting: Freckles





HAHAHAHAHA BEST POST TODAY!
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Why does my Iphone have no sound now (speakers work), just no phone system sounds, lock, unlock, etc.... FEMA killed my damn iphone?!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393772


had to reset/restart it. Works now.... Weird....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1393772


Mine still works. GLP still banned.
we're here to go
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so it was an official fail?sheeplebah
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banana2
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Asteroid scare last night (11/8/11), and then DirectTV plays Lady Gaga during their Test... and then this, from last night, Lady Gaga's MARRY THE NIGHT, sung ontop of a moon: [link to www.youtube.com]

Asteroid didn't hit the moon, but something certainly did. Very interesting coincidences.
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:fail:
 Quoting: ~Jay~


1rof1
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Well... if i read the responses here, i have to say it DID work, if it was intended to create a huge "cognitive dissonance" in people it passed the test with an A-grade, leaving everyone puzzled and thus susceptile to whatever comes next...
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didn't get a test here in ca watching cnn
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There is nothing funny about this at all it's stupid. Total waste of my time I don't even know why I bothered listening. You guys think this thread is funny? It's not Im not laughing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5037901


you know you dont have to read it right? i mean it hurts to bash my hand with a hammer so i dont do it.
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banana2
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peace
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the test lasts untill 11-9-11 - 11:18:00 HOURS

WAKE Up people!

11:18(1+8=9!!!):00
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didn't get a test here in ca watching cnn
 Quoting: barky


It FAILED like I said it would afro
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Just turned my computer on and something changed my registry. Anyone else?
 Quoting: OnTheBrink


HOLY SHIT SAME THING HERE
I RUN ADVNCED SYSTEM CARE AND SCANNED BEFORE THE TEST
JUST SITTING HERE READING READ YOUR POST
RE-RAN THE SCAN
31 REGITRY ERRORS NOW


WTF???!!!
P.S SO NOT KIDDING
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642275


Yeah, I know the difference between an MS update and what happened this morning. I didn't think I was crazy. I'm running a scan now to see what comes up.

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