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Suspected smuggler has 25 bowel movements examined by authorities

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2011 02:23 PM
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Suspected smuggler has 25 bowel movements examined by authorities

Some prisoners cross off the days until they are set free. This prisoner had to wait until his 25th bowel movement.

Nigerian comic actor Babatunde Omidina, known by his stage name Baba Suwe, was arrested last month at Lagos' international airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle drugs to Europe, according to AFP. But after 24 days in detention during which his bowel movements were closely monitored by authorities, a judge ordered Omidina's release, AFP reports.

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11/09/2011 02:25 PM
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Re: Suspected smuggler has 25 bowel movements examined by authorities
Damn turd smugglers are everywhere these days..

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11/09/2011 02:28 PM
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Re: Suspected smuggler has 25 bowel movements examined by authorities
did they find your ring?
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11/09/2011 02:43 PM
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Reminds me of Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction.
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11/09/2011 02:47 PM

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We have no evidence that you are smuggling drugs...however we are going to keep you here and dig through your shit for 25 cycles.

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11/09/2011 04:26 PM
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Monitoring someone else's poop.

And they say there are no good jobs out there.

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