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YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!

 
MrOysterhead

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Chip is that you?
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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11/09/2011 07:23 PM
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Eh

Nassau Guardian reporting massive explosion in Pacific East off Nassau, Bahamas called in by Coast guard 06:58 PM EST

www.thenassauguardian.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=a​rticle&id=160922&Itemid=27
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!
That's awesome.
We are so fucked up down here the asteroid said "hell no, these bitches can't be allowed to continue breeding" so the massive rock hit reverse, and is on it's way to smash us into bits!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1526826


I wonder what the trajectory actually is? I mean, is it possible for it to continue on past us last night, then swing around Mars and slingshot back at us?

Man oh man....can you imagine that sucker slamming into the Earth at super-sonic speeds? Shit. I imagine we would hear and feel it all over the planet, no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317023

Yes, which is why Exercise Pacific Wave has 10 locations of epicenters listed and each one of them has a 9.0 earthquake eminating. 9.0 is as high as it gets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


Well, we shall see then. That jpl link does appear to show today to be the closest, doesn't it? But it says 7:14...wonder if that's Eastern Time. Yikes..if it is, that's like 12 mins from now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317023

Yep. It's definitely happening this evening!
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BTW...

YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!

Kalki
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11/09/2011 05:20 PM

rolleyes

and the fucktards keep posting 'op i believe youz'

WOW... fucking amazing brainless apes!
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Is it running a little late? No boom boom yet.
 Quoting: whoopdeedoo

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Chip is that you?
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


HAHAHAHA!

/thread

They keep coming and coming, pretty sad that there's still people who keeps falling for crap like this...
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11/09/2011 07:26 PM
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2011-Nov-08 23:28 < 00:01 Earth 0.00217203882885227
2011-Nov-09 07:14 < 00:01 Moon 0.00160122567934215 0
 Quoting: Oldmotherhubbard


Ok but why does the graphic show closest to earth is 11/9 ???
 Quoting: Silent Wind


The print above java applet


Note: Make sure you have Java enabled on your browser to see the applet. This applet is provided as a 3D orbit visualization tool. The applet was implemented using 2-body methods, and hence should not be used for determining accurate long-term trajectories (over several years or decades) or planetary encounter circumstances. For accurate long-term ephemerides, please instead use our Horizons system.
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op I believe you....

what time does this happen...

please list
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2877009


Well, since OP stated, in about an hour two hours ago that should make you jump to a realization, it should.
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Hey OP! Check these out:



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op I believe you
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404 now

hm
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op I believe you
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rofl

Brain delivery!
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...


I wonder what the trajectory actually is? I mean, is it possible for it to continue on past us last night, then swing around Mars and slingshot back at us?

Man oh man....can you imagine that sucker slamming into the Earth at super-sonic speeds? Shit. I imagine we would hear and feel it all over the planet, no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317023

Yes, which is why Exercise Pacific Wave has 10 locations of epicenters listed and each one of them has a 9.0 earthquake eminating. 9.0 is as high as it gets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


Well, we shall see then. That jpl link does appear to show today to be the closest, doesn't it? But it says 7:14...wonder if that's Eastern Time. Yikes..if it is, that's like 12 mins from now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317023

Yep. It's definitely happening this evening!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


OP, where abouts are you in the US? I'm in WV.
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YU55 was deemed not a threat on feb, 2010. And I do believe that yesterday was quite the confirmationdeadhorse
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OP i believe you bro, i noticed the telescopes being shut off right before it crossed paths with the moon, i believe that something big is going to happen today that will usher in a new age and let us remember the akashic records. Bless you OP i hope you arent just another troll!
 Quoting: MrSirius 4991547

Thank you! The asteroid is destined to hit the Earth in order to bring about total chaos so the Evil parasites who are currently in power can be dislodged and eliminated and the planet cleansed of all demonic cacophony so the New Age/Age of Aquarious can be officially ushered in on Dec 22, 2012!
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


I have always felt that something will threaten the Earth enough to cause the elite to go into their bunkers, and cause just enough disruption to seal them in, before continuing on its way, leaving us normal people a bit shaken, but still here to continue on without their evil force and their evil rituals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317023

Oh, they will be eliminated, completely! Like I told the agent, 'How can you have the Age of Aquarius when demons are controlling everything?'
Their elimination will be prerequisite to the ushering in of the New Age!
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OP i believe you bro, i noticed the telescopes being shut off right before it crossed paths with the moon, i believe that something big is going to happen today that will usher in a new age and let us remember the akashic records. Bless you OP i hope you arent just another troll!
 Quoting: MrSirius 4991547

Thank you! The asteroid is destined to hit the Earth in order to bring about total chaos so the Evil parasites who are currently in power can be dislodged and eliminated and the planet cleansed of all demonic cacophony so the New Age/Age of Aquarious can be officially ushered in on Dec 22, 2012!
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


I have always felt that something will threaten the Earth enough to cause the elite to go into their bunkers, and cause just enough disruption to seal them in, before continuing on its way, leaving us normal people a bit shaken, but still here to continue on without their evil force and their evil rituals.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317023

Oh, they will be eliminated, completely! Like I told the agent, 'How can you have the Age of Aquarius when demons are controlling everything?'
Their elimination will be prerequisite to the ushering in of the New Age!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


Sigh he's still alive... where's the divine justice!
Hells Truant

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Is the OP trolling or does he just have downs I can't tell
 Quoting: cobbs

There will be no place for you in the coming New Age.
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OP...What you're saying makes sense to me. Do you or anyone else knows where YU55 will hit? Did you say YU55 hits tonight (9th) or on the 11th?

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I wish i was a demon, do they have cool powers n stuff?
I color the world in the hues of my Madness!

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11/09/2011 07:33 PM
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tonight
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intense wind and seen a few odd green aurora borialis type flashes in lower eastern direction in SW michigan BTW

have another eye witness to confirm im not tripping out.
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I wish i was a demon, do they have cool powers n stuff?
 Quoting: Kharnifex


Yes they have! You can kill a person that is somewhere else... that would be so useful right now against this moron!
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I find it very hard to believe that you think the world will end at any given moment so you spend what is left posting to a website...... Not with family and friends or praying or having doom sex???
bsflag
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Re: YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!
Eh

Nassau Guardian reporting massive explosion in Pacific East off Nassau, Bahamas called in by Coast guard 06:58 PM EST

www.thenassauguardian.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=a​rticle&id=160922&Itemid=27
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4919783

That link isn't working...Any more info?
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Re: YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!
I find it very hard to believe that you think the world will end at any given moment so you spend what is left posting to a website...... Not with family and friends or praying or having doom sex???
bsflag
 Quoting: Lyttlmiss


Well, actually, OP isn't saying the world is going to end. You know, even if this thing did hit us, it wouldn't necessarily destroy the whole planet.

But I don't really think it's going to nail us tonight.
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Re: YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!
You are a day late, its already gone.
 Quoting: SheldonCooper

Yeah, I know that's what the MSM keeps saying. They want you to think the danger has already passed. NASA & JPL both say the closest point is on 11/9.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519


Kinda hard to say that when people on this site had a live stream of yu55 lastnight. So how will it double back on itself
 Quoting: G0D1337


True but what if you all were just watching a satellite????

Just sayin' peace
 Quoting: Silent Wind


Never can be sure can we.I stopped watching things once the satellite that fell was suppose to be online and we all sat for hours watching it pass over us time and again only to find out later it wasnt the real thing just a simulation.
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Sure thing, bud...

Smell that?

That's the smell of DELUSION....

And failure.....



It's okay to laugh now.

OP is a fucking idiot.


20 minutes till we laugh at you
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You will die a horrible death when TSHTF
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Hells Truant

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I really want this to happen. As long as it's far enough away from my country I like to watch the doom on tv haha
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stfu
I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD 'TIL I SAW YOUR POST! What's so fuckin' funny about the infidels running for their lives?
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Touch my Harley i'll fuckin' kill ya!"
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11/09/2011 07:51 PM
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Hey OP! Check these out:




 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4851456

Awesome! Bookmarked!
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11/09/2011 07:54 PM
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Re: YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!
Here's another one of OP's winning threads:

Thread: Asteroid to graze Earth's atmosphere - CBS News Video
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Re: YU55 will crash into the Earth in about an hour!
Is the OP trolling or does he just have downs I can't tell
 Quoting: cobbs

There will be no place for you in the coming New Age.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1518519
OP...What you're saying makes sense to me. Do you or anyone else knows where YU55 will hit? Did you say YU55 hits tonight (9th) or on the 11th?

hiding
 Quoting: Hells Truant

YU55 will hit tonight in the Aleutian islands.

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