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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....


The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!



Dear Mr. President,



Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.


You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":



There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:



1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.



It can't get any easier than that!!



P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..



Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!


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Put that dude's name on the ballot.

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Put that dude's name on the ballot.

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Yeah agree but it's a little like the doctor - they don't want to heal you coz then you wouldn't need them anymore!
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Put that dude's name on the ballot.

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Yeah agree but it's a little like the doctor - they don't want to heal you coz then you wouldn't need them anymore!
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Everybody knows that the those in high guberment positions don't want to fix the system, that's their ticket to power and financial freedom...unless your name is Ron Paul.
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Now all he needs to do is show Obama where to get the 40 trillion dollar payment he needs to pay 40 million people a million dollars each.

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Now all he needs to do is show Obama where to get the 40 trillion dollar payment he needs to pay 40 million people a million dollars each.

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Just print it.
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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....

The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

 Quoting: Ozicell


Childishly simplistic NONSENSE!

First, there AREN'T 40 million people AVAILABLE to take those jobs.

If there WERE that many people available, HOW would you TRAIN them to be Doctors, Lawyers, Pilots, Teachers, and such, when MOST of them would be wastoid slacker losers?

THEN there is the fact that there AREN'T 40 million American cars available, and COULDN'T BE for many years.

ADD in that there aren't 40 million houses to buy (let ALONE 40 million AFFORDABLE ones in liveable condition!!).

THEN, of course, there's the small (sic) problem with WHAT would these 40 million people LIVE ON after spending their million dollars on crappy cars and over-priced houses???


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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....


The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!



Dear Mr. President,



Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.


You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":



There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:



1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.



It can't get any easier than that!!



P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..



Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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ABSOLUTELY SENSIBLE!
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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....

The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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Childishly simplistic NONSENSE!

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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....


The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!



Dear Mr. President,



Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.


You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":



There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:



1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.



It can't get any easier than that!!



P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..



Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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ABSOLUTELY SENSIBLE!
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Yes, absolutely sensible! Because giving 40 million people 1 million dollars doesn't cost 40 trillion dollars...
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Re: The Fix - A man in his 80s comes up with the solution to all America's problems.
What if you live in California... Basic house is about 350-400k.

Buy a house - 350K

Buy an American Car - 30K

380k spent, now you only have 620k for the rest of your life...

Spend 50k a year, you'll be out of money in 13 years...

Hopefully die before age 63, or else you're completely out of cash...
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epic facepalm
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so does that make 4 billion or 40 billion in taxes for the rest of us ? pick
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my fix :

NOV 2011 02........E U R O P E A N E M E R G E N C Y N U M B E R......1102
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
IF YOU AGREE DO YOUR PART AND COPY PASTE AND POST !!!!!

SEP 2001 11........A M E R I C A N E M E R G E N C Y N U M B E R......0911
NOV 2011 02........E U R O P E A N E M E R G E N C Y N U M B E R......1102
MAY WE NEVER FORGET !!!!!!!!! ...WE WON"T BE FOOLED AGAIN !!!!!!!!
RON PAUL 2012 !!!
I NOT A DEMOCRAT < REPUBLICAN < OR CAUCASIAN < OR any other cause of separation
I AN AMERICAN !
WE THE PEOPLE ! , NOT RACE, COLOR, ETHNIC, TRIBE, or POLITICAL PARTY VIEWPOINT !@
HAD ENOUGH YET ?
ARE YOU READY TO WAKE UP NOW ?
The buck stops here !
Upsize ! Supersize , Job Openings and Job Creation for Everybody !
People we need to spend money to re-start the economy, there is no other way around it !
we can do this in 3 Phases :
Phase 1 : 50,000
Phase 2 : 75,000
Phase 3 : 100,000
### OK here is my suggestions !!!
Take it for what you will, I am only THE MESSENGER >
REDUCTION OF MILITARY TROOPS GLOBAL !
RE-POSTED OF 200,000 TROOPS AT BORDER !
If people continue on that course, the USA will become like the countries that illegals are coming from.
So, the USA of today or a third world mess tomorrow?
perhaps : contribute to a special fund: to put them all through boot camp training and then send them back to Mexico
to fight the drug cartels. An army of 12 million will be hard to beat if we train them. And maybe we can solve both problems.
These people are being run out and bullied by their own Government Drug Cartels
DEPORTATION OF ALL ILLEGALS ( NO EXCEPTIONS ! )
WE AMERICANS STAY LAW BIDING AND LEGAL THE REST GO !
THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE TO MOUTH - HARD TO ENFORCE - UNTIL THEY ARE VOTED OUT !! - THEY WILL LISTEN - AND ACT !!! =
We can do a trade ----All USA hard repeat drug offender's, rapist , serial killers, child abusers, losers, criminal scum , go to Mexico and live with the corrupt government and their cartels
..All hard working people who want better life come on over and be citizens. Then seal the fence and send troops to protect the line ..Deal ??
we can build the Americans FEDERAL prisons over there !
a new minority group label is soon becoming a majority .....
the CRIMINAL LAWLESS DISRESPECTFUL RACE
WAKE UP PEOPLE and TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU !!!
HEAVY FINE AND TAXING OF BUSINESSES AND OWNERS WHO HIRE ILLEGALS
PHASE OUT THE FEDERAL INCOME TAX AND STOP ALL WITHHOLDING
REPEAL THE 16th AMENDMENT - STOP THE ANCHORS
ANCHORS HAVE TO BE STOPPED PEOPLE THIS IS MADNESS !!!!
- instant citizen but yet when the deport , children have to go through it the worst !
- their parents should be tried for child endangerment
TAX CUT OF SMALL BUSINESS BY 30 %
DRUG AND ALCOHOL TESTING OF UI RECEIVERS
DRUG AND ALCOHOL TESTING OF WELFARE RECEIVERS
FULL OUT BOYCOTT OF OVERSEAS IMPORTS / EXPORTS
SENATE PAY CUT REDUCTIONS
GOLD AND SILVER BACKING REINS----UTED
@@@ WE WILL HAVE AMERICA BACK IN 6months or LESS !!!!
PHASE ONE : $50,000.00 / FIRST TWO MONTHS
PHASE TWO : $75,000.00 / NEXT TWO MONTHS
FINAL PHASE : $100,000 / LAST TWO MONTHS
BACK ON TRACK !!!!
PHASE 1 : ISSUING OF $50,000 TO US LEGAL TAXPAYERS TO RE-STIMULATE ECONOMY JOB SECTOR
LEGAL VOTE OF KEY ISSUES AS THEY ARE ADDRESSED
WHEN MORE PEOPLE IN THE APPLE CART THEN THERE ARE OF THE ONES DOING THE PULLING THEM SOMETHING TELLS ME SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG
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my fix :

NOV 2011 02........E U R O P E A N E M E R G E N C Y N U M B E R......1102
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European Emergancy number is 112

British Emergancy Number 999

hows that Work out?
Read a book- Dumbass
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1984 was NOT meant as an Instruction Manual
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As if they will listen. People are so naive.
Remember, the economy is being DONE, it is not an uncontrollable entity...
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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....

The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

 Quoting: Ozicell


Childishly simplistic NONSENSE!

First, there AREN'T 40 million people AVAILABLE to take those jobs.

If there WERE that many people available, HOW would you TRAIN them to be Doctors, Lawyers, Pilots, Teachers, and such, when MOST of them would be wastoid slacker losers?

THEN there is the fact that there AREN'T 40 million American cars available, and COULDN'T BE for many years.

ADD in that there aren't 40 million houses to buy (let ALONE 40 million AFFORDABLE ones in liveable condition!!).

THEN, of course, there's the small (sic) problem with WHAT would these 40 million people LIVE ON after spending their million dollars on crappy cars and over-priced houses???


sigh



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That's just a figure to make the point, shitforbrains. If you used the plan but altered the figures it'd work.
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Jesus that's retarded. You don't create wealth by paying people not to work. Especially the most experienced capable workers you have. This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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And the $40,000,000,000,000 comes from?
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It's a beautiful idea. But the lesson here is that the president nor anyone in the power structure has an interest in fixing anything to our advantage. No discussion of fixing this or that is worth the time because the problem is that no one who has the power to fix things in your favor wants to. They are playing a different game.
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This came into my email inbox and I just had to share it....

The Fix
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes..

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

 Quoting: Ozicell


Childishly simplistic NONSENSE!

First, there AREN'T 40 million people AVAILABLE to take those jobs.

If there WERE that many people available, HOW would you TRAIN them to be Doctors, Lawyers, Pilots, Teachers, and such, when MOST of them would be wastoid slacker losers?

THEN there is the fact that there AREN'T 40 million American cars available, and COULDN'T BE for many years.

ADD in that there aren't 40 million houses to buy (let ALONE 40 million AFFORDABLE ones in liveable condition!!).

THEN, of course, there's the small (sic) problem with WHAT would these 40 million people LIVE ON after spending their million dollars on crappy cars and over-priced houses???


sigh



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That's just a figure to make the point, shitforbrains. If you used the plan but altered the figures it'd work.
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You want to show us all the 'altered figures'?
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Jesus that's retarded. You don't create wealth by paying people not to work. Especially the most experienced capable workers you have. This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
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+1

have no ideas whatsoever to create jobs?

no problem bro

print money

is this the guy helicopter ben gets his advice from?
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I fear that the actual "fix" will be far more ludicrous than this one.


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Population reduction...

Put either 50 million in ovens, or 40 million.

That's probably at the top of their list of solutions.
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I must say it made me smile and SOUNDS better than the current option off Nerfing the planet!!
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There has to have been a better way than just bailing out the banks and still leaving us all in the sh*t after pumping all that money in to them
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Dear man in your 80s: You've just described a kind of socialism. Thanks for screwing us all.

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Population reduction...

Put either 50 million in ovens, or 40 million.

That's probably at the top of their list of solutions.
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