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Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/10/2011 10:13 PM
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Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
His name is Sandor and he won't shut up. He has 6 hens to root, so he should be happy. Should I eat him now, or count my chickens before they've hatched and eat THEM in my bunker?
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11/10/2011 10:15 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
listen to him and learn.
Maybe you will get 6 hens to root too.
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11/10/2011 10:25 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
I don't think they are satisfied though, he can do them all in a minute.
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11/10/2011 10:27 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
one of the hens just said
"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat"

Now the pressure is on for young Sandor.
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11/10/2011 10:30 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
"I don't think they are satisfied though, he can do them all in a minute."

but HE is satisfied.
you need to learn!
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LOL!!!

that poor animal
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
one of the hens just said
"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat"

Now the pressure is on for young Sandor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4915565


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11/10/2011 10:32 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
I hate when that happens... just a rooster, I say soup!
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11/10/2011 10:40 PM
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I don't think they are satisfied though, he can do them all in a minute.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4915565


Sorry about your roo. My boy George is perfect. He gives a signal when he sees something overhead and all the girls look up. Funny. His previous owners got rid of him because he crowed all the time. He is not that way here. He takes care of his girls very well. He finds food and calls them, shows them where the food is and then steps back and guards while they eat.
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11/10/2011 10:40 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
Is that a metaphor for your inability to get laid?
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11/10/2011 10:50 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
So what you're saying is.... your cock is pissed off?
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11/10/2011 10:53 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
So what you're saying is.... your cock is pissed off?
 Quoting: Roentgen


Awwww... are the planes making it hard for your cock to doodle doo?
Manu-Koelbren

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11/10/2011 10:59 PM
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win thread ohyeah

Last Edited by Manu-K on 11/10/2011 10:59 PM
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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I hate when that happens... just a rooster, I say soup!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 970914


That is why I call them roasters.
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11/10/2011 11:05 PM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
He IS watching out for hawks that LOVE fresh chicken for breakfast, lunch or supper.
Doesn't sound like you grew up with them, or watched them very often.

IF you make the high pitch wistle/screech of a chicken hawk, you would see all the chickens 'freeze' and look UP, while the rooster would be screeching in' chickenese' "Get under cover ".

Eagle
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11/11/2011 03:21 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
They sleep in an '85 Corolla. He rounds them up each evening then stands guard until we close the door. It shows who wears the pants in the chicken world. It ain't all beer and skittles though, he's the boss, but would die to protect them.
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11/11/2011 03:22 AM

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His name is Sandor and he won't shut up. He has 6 hens to root, so he should be happy. Should I eat him now, or count my chickens before they've hatched and eat THEM in my bunker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4915565


chickdoom
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
Thankyou all for your replies, I need to have a happy Cock.
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11/11/2011 03:23 AM
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Sandor? Sandor? cmon man
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[link to www.youtube.com]
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

revstargazer (at) hotmail.com
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11/11/2011 03:29 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


You fucking kill me bro, I tell ya cruise
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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 Quoting: Da Purple Chicken


You fucking kill me bro, I tell ya cruise
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren




[link to www.youtube.com]
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

revstargazer (at) hotmail.com
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
Sandor? Sandor? cmon man
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5154119


Yes I know, my boy named him, could be the Norse God of Fowl.
Manu-Koelbren

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11/11/2011 03:47 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
I had chickens and 1 rooster when I was a kid, I always used to try to catch them to no avail. I love these creatures they're funny as hell. People who are obsessed with them are hilarious too.



This dude for instance has an unhealthy compulsion with chickens.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

-- Dixon Diaz
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11/11/2011 04:23 AM
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His name is Sandor and he won't shut up. He has 6 hens to root, so he should be happy. Should I eat him now, or count my chickens before they've hatched and eat THEM in my bunker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4915565


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11/11/2011 05:03 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
got your cock in the air yet?
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
His name is Sandor and he won't shut up. He has 6 hens to root, so he should be happy. Should I eat him now, or count my chickens before they've hatched and eat THEM in my bunker?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4915565


ABRAXAS PWNS YOU

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Thankyou,
I think????
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11/21/2012 05:48 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
Bump for Rooster Plane awareness
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11/21/2012 05:55 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
This is a cute thread. Best of luck to you and your chickens.
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11/21/2012 06:08 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
Hope the Rooster is keeping up his day job.
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11/21/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: Low flying planes keep pissing off my rooster
Bum him. lol

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