I have a new thing happening for the last ten days or so...I am being so harrassed I am very suprised.

There was this guy yelling that he was talking to the bitch...but I wasn't sure if he was crazy or on the phone...but I now am convinced that it was me he was talking to. I see him every day now.

Mr. Bush, can you do me a favor sir? Can you have someone cut off his balls for me?

Some one broke into my room tonight sir...they waited till I went to the bathroom, and then knocked on the door...when my son opened it, they pushed past him and went and lay down on my bed...

I think that if you cut off the guys balls...not the breaking and entering guy, just the CIA guy, it would go a long way for me sir.

And sir, what ever happened to releasing the secret of Obamas past CIA employment?

I have been thinking of some other things too...but since they are private, I will try to drag up the energy and write you a proper letter.

In the meantime sir...BALLS...off!

Sincerely,

Your very good friend,

Ehm