Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,680 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,391,579
Pageviews Today: 3,226,073Threads Today: 623Posts Today: 14,130
08:51 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?

 
Alison
User ID: 828421
Canada
11/13/2011 01:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I haven't seen Melancholia yet, but I did watch another movie by the same director; Antichrist. I enjoyed it if "enjoy" is the right word for such a horrifying movie. But then I've always liked horror, so I guess that explains how I could like it. It's very realistic horror.

To others who have seen Antichrist and Melancholia: which is best?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4584035
New Zealand
11/13/2011 02:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
didnt you just wanna give the Kiefer Sutherland character a punch in the noggin!!

thought provoking movie...i enjoyed it

7.5 / 10

can def see what lars von trier was going for, nice to not be spoon fedlike most 'endtime' themed movies

interesting it was a movie about doom with the main character having a mental illness?

remind you of like 91% of GLP posters?

:D
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1483778
Germany
11/13/2011 02:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
"What's to like? You mean besides the end of the world? Or the 3 personality types that will meet the end? Or the big wigs at Nasa who spout their lies who will only take their own lives at the end, being too cowardly chicken shite to face it like a man. hmmm,,,, idk lemme think..."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5309832
United States
11/13/2011 02:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I watched the movie 3 times. I thought it was kinda interesting. Can someone explain what the director was trying to convee
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4879395
United States
11/13/2011 02:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
Here's OPs ideal Movie

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 325215
United States
11/13/2011 02:24 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
Wow, what a bunch of starving artist hippies on here tonight.

The movie was fucking terrible, if you liked that garbage you're probably also a latte sipping, vegan, prius driver.

Awful, awful, awful movie.

Not even Kirsten Dunst's tits could save that steaming pile of puke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5285224


I agree stupid neurotic bitch running around humping dudes on the golf course. I wanted to smack that bimbo so hard.
bouncebanother dopickslaphimhuffy
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1089309
United States
11/13/2011 02:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I watched the movie 3 times. I thought it was kinda interesting. Can someone explain what the director was trying to convee
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5309832


Sure he's a drama and a drag queen .
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4584035
New Zealand
11/13/2011 03:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
Its a juxtaposition of the ultimate emptiness of the everyday rituals, the endless longing of a melancholiac (yes, its a real mental illness) and the unbearable helplessness of the human condition...what if it all ends tommorrow?

I dont think Lars (director) gives two fucks what the mass public think of this film, it wasnt made for them.

Its an honest exploration of real emotions between real people with real problems.

The movie is far from perfect, but it hit a chord with me.

haterz gonna hate

tantrum
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1240618
United States
11/13/2011 04:08 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
haven't seen it,but the trailer sure as fuck looks boring
SmuRidley

User ID: 591627
Canada
11/13/2011 04:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
this doesnt hold a candle to the time travellers wife.
it is a close second though.
I don't believe fate befalls us however we act, only unless we act.
cynicaL

User ID: 3860857
United Kingdom
11/13/2011 04:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
Absolutely loved it.

A chilling end.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5313062
Germany
11/13/2011 04:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
OP is just a stupid Popcorn Cinema "ONLY" Dude, if nothing explodes, and no one gets shot every 60 seconds or there´s no CGI Galore, it ain´t a good movie pick
maydaysos
User ID: 1728589
United States
11/13/2011 04:48 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
Movie was good. I dont think kurten Dunst character had a mental problem. I think she was clarvoyant. She knew what was go.na happen and wanted to experience marrage and what not before the planet hit. knowing the planet was gonna hit would explain her bebavior.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4576030
United Kingdom
11/13/2011 05:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
Wow, what a bunch of starving artist hippies on here tonight.

The movie was fucking terrible, if you liked that garbage you're probably also a latte sipping, vegan, prius driver.

Awful, awful, awful movie.

Not even Kirsten Dunst's tits could save that steaming pile of puke.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5285224


Fuck you Gumbo. I liked it, it takes a certain level of inteligence to understand this film, it makes you think for yourself.

Stick to watching films like speed and Crank mate.
Jefiner

User ID: 5322248
United States
11/13/2011 05:20 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
This, from the same asshat that brought us "Antichrist".

No thanks.
fleshette

User ID: 1508329
Canada
11/13/2011 05:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I loved the last 5 minutes. That was about it.

Antichrist was a far better film.

And don't tell me I didn't 'get it'. I've watched more arthouse films than you've heard of. You wouldn't know a decent film if it crawled up your ass and died.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4554035
United States
11/13/2011 06:35 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I loved the last 5 minutes. That was about it.
 Quoting: fleshette


Agreed, and of course, the nude scene.

I like "thinking" movies, but this is just an excruciatingly boring waste of time.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 4249652
United States
11/13/2011 07:18 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I fastforwarded to the scene where you could see her boobs and then to the end when the planet finally hits Earth. So yes, boring movie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1172178


Boobs must be pretty far into the movie. I can only stay awake for about 15 mins. I am sure seeing boobs would have at least kept me up 5 more.

Now that I see its not worth watching I will relieve myself of trying to get through it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5313513
United States
11/13/2011 07:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR !
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1045344
Canada
11/14/2011 01:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
The only good thing about that movie was the Horse otherwise it was a giant sleeping pill.
 Quoting: Murphette


OMG yes !!!! Friesian !!!!
MELANCHOLIAWTF
User ID: 5478218
Canada
11/16/2011 02:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
OK..................... Where to start?
First of all, can anyone explain to me what the &%*&^#$(&^ this movie is about? You know what forget it, I do not want to know. WOOOW. I'm getting nervous just thinking of how horrendous this film is. THIS MOVIE MAKES ME WISH A PLANET WAS CRASHING DOWN ON MY FACE!@!@$(#$@. Anyways... all in all it was THE WORST movie I have ever seen and should you want to enter a deep depression please... go ahead and watch it.
5 things i learned about Melancholia;
1. Taking a golf cart to escape a planet-on-planet collision does NOT work!
2. Kids can make instruments that determine whether a planet will crash down onto earth...
3. Food in this movie taste like ash.
4. naked bathing in the light of an impending planetary crash gets peeping sisters pissed!
5. Suicide pills are OTC drugs.
MELANCHOLIAWTF
User ID: 5478218
Canada
11/16/2011 02:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
OK..................... Where to start?
First of all, can anyone explain to me what the &%*&^#$(&^ this movie is about? You know what forget it, I do not want to know. WOOOW. I'm getting nervous just thinking of how horrendous this film is. THIS MOVIE MAKES ME WISH A PLANET WAS CRASHING DOWN ON MY FACE!@!@$(#$@. Anyways... all in all it was THE WORST movie I have ever seen and should you want to enter a deep depression please... go ahead and watch it.
5 things i learned about Melancholia;
1. Taking a golf cart to escape a planet-on-planet collision does NOT work!
2. Kids can make instruments that determine whether a planet will crash down onto earth...
3. Food in this movie taste like ash.
4. naked bathing in the light of an impending planetary crash gets peeping sisters pissed!
5. Suicide pills are OTC drugs.
yotin
User ID: 5480559
United States
11/16/2011 03:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I almost clawed my eyes out driven mad by irritation while watching this shitty movie. Me and my girlfriend both let out huge sighs of relief when it was over, we both were hoping that Dunsts character was the first of all mankind to die from the impact. The second arthouse film Ive seen in as many weeks that was really bad the first being Drive. And yes we understood what was going on, the script was still shit, and Dunst was crap I literally hated her face by the end of the movie. Her chewing the scenery in an attempt to portray this depressed waste, who for no reason is gifted with total omniscience, gave me a headache. If u want to see a great performance, an actor pushing himself to new boundaries and beyond, see Laurence R. Harvey in Human Centipede 2, say what u want about the subject matter, that guy was fuckin amazing. His acting provoked me to giggle deviously thru most of the film he was so good. And for the record I loved Antichrist and Valhalla Rising, but Drive and Melancholia are def two duds from two talented directors, maybe they should stick to directing and let someone else write for a while.
yotin
User ID: 5480559
United States
11/16/2011 06:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I almost clawed my eyes out driven mad by irritation while watching this movie. Me and my girlfriend both let out huge sighs of relief when it was over, I was hoping that Dunsts character was the first of all mankind to die from the impact. The second arthouse film Ive seen in as many weeks that was really bad the first being Drive. And yes we understood what was going on, what wasnt to understand? The script and plot lousy and boring and Dunsts performance was crap I literally hated her face by the end of the movie. Her chewing the scenery in an attempt to portray someone crippled by depression, resulted in her portraying just an asshole... who for no reason all of the sudden we are told is gifted with total omniscience. If u want to see a great performance, an actor pushing himself to new boundaries and beyond, see Laurence R. Harvey in Human Centipede 2, say what u want about the subject matter, that guy was fuckin amazing. His acting made me giggle deviously through most of the film he was great. And for the record I loved Antichrist and Valhalla Rising, but Drive and Melancholia are two duds from two talented directors. Artistically speaking they both have theyre moments visually, drive had more potential cuz there was more to the story it was just executed poorly in many areas, Melancholias story is just bad, bad bad...bad
ModelerX

User ID: 1557104
United States
11/16/2011 07:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
I watched it, but yeah, I was disappointed with it there movie was slow and drawn out and a lot of it didn't make sense
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5485973
Australia
11/16/2011 07:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
A bit slow yes, but what a wierd "LOST" like environment, would of been better if Tarentino made it, good idea , but open for a remake fur shur....

the Wedding nuptual pass off then turn about in the sand bunker on the golf course was an intereting take...but Oooh Sand in your clothes.... not a fun place for that
Zephyr2

User ID: 1416614
United States
11/16/2011 07:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
THE MOST boring movie I have ever seen....My husband was able to watch it thru but I fell asleep. He told me I didn't miss anything. I was so excited to see it too because I am interested in the whole nibiru and planet X thing...but god that was an awful movie. SNore snore snore....zzzz
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
~Calvin & Hobbs~
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5202855
United States
11/16/2011 07:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
It conveyed the surreality of something of this magnitude happening in reality, which was what it intended. However, it could have completely lost "Part I" and achieved the same affect in a one hour clip.
The movie had an incredible premise with much potential, but was horribly executed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5485973
Australia
11/16/2011 10:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?



Fastest way to see it


drama
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6033810
United States
11/25/2011 10:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Melancholia - boring movie OR most boring movie ever?
This movie is great for thanksgiving because it does the job of Tryptophan without having to eat some crappy dry turkey.

News