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My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0

 
My Uncle tol me
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11/14/2011 05:40 AM
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My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0
This is a beta version. V 1.0
This is open source.
Feel free to improvise ,update and release V 1.5



My Uncle told me threads made simple:

Just fill in the blanks.

Last evening we were having dinner, when my dad got a call from my Uncle who works for ______________________________.
My Uncle has never called us in ____ years, so this was very surprising and shocking.
My Dad's face was pale as he put down the receiver.
He called me over and said _____________________ so ______________ your Uncle and ______________________________.
Your Uncle also said that the ______________________________.
Seems something big was ___________________________________________________________.


Believe me , I know this is hard to believe, but my Uncle has been working for ______________________ for _____ years, and if there's anybody who has that kind of info then its him.
Take this info as you will , but my advise to you is to __________________and RUN and ____________________ and JUMP and _____________________________.
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11/14/2011 09:07 AM
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Re: My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0
Ver. 2.0 anyone?
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11/14/2011 08:28 PM
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11/14/2011 08:39 PM
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hoo you can ?
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11/14/2011 10:34 PM
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Working on version 2.0
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11/14/2011 10:50 PM
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Here's an example of a thread which did not use our version 1.0 :

Thread: Just received a very disturbing phone call<-------------------------->URGENT!!!!!!

Check the results out for yourselves. With and without our ver1.0 My Uncle told me thread starter threadware.
cRoSS FiRe

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11/14/2011 10:53 PM
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Thank you for your informative thread, OP; however, unless and until my hairdresser verifies any information from any uncle, I will have to call

bstoon

No offense. ;-)
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its a shame this thread didnt take off....
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Re: My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0
This is a beta version. V 1.0
This is open source.
Feel free to improvise ,update and release V 1.5



My Uncle told me threads made simple:

Just fill in the blanks.

Last evening we were having dinner, when my dad got a call from my Uncle who works for the garbage company______________________________.
My Uncle has never called us in _69___ years, so this was very surprising and shocking.
My Dad's face was pale as he put down the receiver.
He called me over and said your uncle is a faggot_____________________ so im gonna go butt fuck him___________ your Uncle and i would love for you to join us__________________________.
Your Uncle also said that the lube was your responsibility____.
Seems something big is _______________________about to me up your ass____________________________________.

Believe me , I know this is hard to believe, but my Uncle has been working for the garbage company______________________ for ___2__ months, and if there's anybody who has that kind of info then its him.
Take this info as you will , but my advise to you is to _________stock up on lube _________and RUN on over here____________________ JUMP and __________________________grind his cock too___.

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Thank you for your informative thread, OP; however, unless and until my hairdresser verifies any information from any uncle, I will have to call

:bstoon:

No offense. ;-)
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


Ahem. Well trained caw that you have thar.
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This is a beta version. V 1.0
This is open source.
Feel free to improvise ,update and release V 1.5



My Uncle told me threads made simple:

Just fill in the blanks.

Last evening we were having dinner, when my dad got a call from my Uncle who works for ______________________________.
My Uncle has never called us in ____ years, so this was very surprising and shocking.
My Dad's face was pale as he put down the receiver.
He called me over and said _____________________ so ______________ your Uncle and ______________________________.
Your Uncle also said that the ______________________________.
Seems something big was ___________________________________________________________.


Believe me , I know this is hard to believe, but my Uncle has been working for ______________________ for _____ years, and if there's anybody who has that kind of info then its him.
Take this info as you will , but my advise to you is to __________________and RUN and ____________________ and JUMP and _____________________________.

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glp uncle
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Thread: My Uncle told me Russia sends 49 warships to Qatar

Well, as you can see we gave My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0 a try and I'm sorry to say this but your product didn't work as we expected. Our audience seemed to completely ignore the message and/or refused to trust it. Of course, it goes without saying that since your product is available over the Internet as freeware we cannot claim default, but we will think twice before using free and open source products again. Have a good day.
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Thread: My Uncle told me Russia sends 49 warships to Qatar

Well, as you can see we gave My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0 a try and I'm sorry to say this but your product didn't work as we expected. Our audience seemed to completely ignore the message and/or refused to trust it. Of course, it goes without saying that since your product is available over the Internet as freeware we cannot claim default, but we will think twice before using free and open source products again. Have a good day.
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Wait till you see v 2.0.
Completely upgraded.
100 % believe-ability factor.
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lmao
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