My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0

Ver. 2.0 anyone?

hoo you can ?

Working on version 2.0

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Check the results out for yourselves. With and without our ver1.0 My Uncle told me thread starter threadware.

Thank you for your informative thread, OP; however, unless and until my hairdresser verifies any information from any uncle, I will have to call



No offense. ;-)

its a shame this thread didnt take off....

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Ahem. Well trained caw that you have thar.

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Thread: My Uncle told me Russia sends 49 warships to Qatar

Well, as you can see we gave My Uncle told me threads made simple - V. 1.0 a try and I'm sorry to say this but your product didn't work as we expected. Our audience seemed to completely ignore the message and/or refused to trust it. Of course, it goes without saying that since your product is available over the Internet as freeware we cannot claim default, but we will think twice before using free and open source products again. Have a good day.

Wait till you see v 2.0.
Completely upgraded.
100 % believe-ability factor.

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What are we, in grade school?

I think yo're supposed to fill in the blanks and post your own entertaining version.

Last evening we were having dinner, when my dad got a call from my Uncle who works for Wendy's.
My Uncle has never called us since the Y2K scare, so this was very surprising and shocking.
My Dad's face was pale as he put down the receiver.
He called me over and said "You've always been my most useless son." so go perform oral sex on your Uncle and do not stop until he finishes in your mouth.
Your Uncle also said that the Cod sandwich was going to be back in a few months.
Seems something big was going to happen involving the order in which the tartar sauce and lettuce is applied.

Believe me , I know this is hard to believe, but my Uncle has been working for Wendy's for seventeen years, and if there's anybody who has that kind of info then its him.
Take this info as you will , but my advise to you is to stop playing with yourself and RUN and buy you some fish sandwiches and JUMP and don't forget to enjoy my Uncle's special sauce.

Good one. Could use a bit more oomph in the dwoom areas.

When you were 10 years old your uncle came into your bedroom at night and ______ you with his giant ____ ________ and whilst it _______ you kinda _____________ it.

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My uncle just called.
He said to bump up this thread.