GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.

Ok folks, you want doom? I will give you doom and will deliver as promised.

You simply have to follow my instructions and I guarantee you doom.


DOOM FOR MEN
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Necessary supplies:

(1) Ball Ping Hammer
(2) Your Testicles

Process:

Remove your clothing. Approach a table that is waist high. Place your testicles upon the table. Slam the hammer multiple times into your testicles. Enjoy your doom.


DOOM FOR WOMEN
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Necessary supplies:

(1) Meat Clever (Wooden Type used to tenderize meat)
(2) Your cute little kitty

Remove your clothing. Go to the sofa and sit down. Now, raise your legs up into the air while sliding your buttocks to the edge of the sofa. Slam the meat clever multiple times into your tender little folds of love. Enjoy your doom.





I promised you doom and all you need to do is follow this thread just as I promised in the subject line. Consider this your first authentic doom experience here on GLP. You need search no further.

Have a wonderful evening/day depending on where you currently reside.