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GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.

 
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GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.
Ok folks, you want doom? I will give you doom and will deliver as promised.

You simply have to follow my instructions and I guarantee you doom.


DOOM FOR MEN
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Necessary supplies:

(1) Ball Ping Hammer
(2) Your Testicles

Process:

Remove your clothing. Approach a table that is waist high. Place your testicles upon the table. Slam the hammer multiple times into your testicles. Enjoy your doom.


DOOM FOR WOMEN
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Necessary supplies:

(1) Meat Clever (Wooden Type used to tenderize meat)
(2) Your cute little kitty

Remove your clothing. Go to the sofa and sit down. Now, raise your legs up into the air while sliding your buttocks to the edge of the sofa. Slam the meat clever multiple times into your tender little folds of love. Enjoy your doom.





I promised you doom and all you need to do is follow this thread just as I promised in the subject line. Consider this your first authentic doom experience here on GLP. You need search no further.

Have a wonderful evening/day depending on where you currently reside.
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11/14/2011 11:03 PM
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Re: GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.
TRUE doom....
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11/14/2011 11:04 PM
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Re: GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.
Creative Yes.
Sophisticated No.
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11/14/2011 11:06 PM
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Re: GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.
Ok folks, you want doom? I will give you doom and will deliver as promised.

You simply have to follow my instructions and I guarantee you doom.


DOOM FOR MEN
------------------


Necessary supplies:

(1) Ball Ping Hammer
(2) Your Testicles

Process:

Remove your clothing. Approach a table that is waist high. Place your testicles upon the table. Slam the hammer multiple times into your testicles. Enjoy your doom.


DOOM FOR WOMEN
----------------------


Necessary supplies:

(1) Meat Clever (Wooden Type used to tenderize meat)
(2) Your cute little kitty

Remove your clothing. Go to the sofa and sit down. Now, raise your legs up into the air while sliding your buttocks to the edge of the sofa. Slam the meat clever multiple times into your tender little folds of love. Enjoy your doom.





I promised you doom and all you need to do is follow this thread just as I promised in the subject line. Consider this your first authentic doom experience here on GLP. You need search no further.

Have a wonderful evening/day depending on where you currently reside.
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I honestly don't know whether to laugh, cringe, or cower in fear....
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11/14/2011 11:08 PM
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Re: GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.
Did the man doom? And nothing? i knew it! i never get good doon! OP fail lolyeahsure
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Re: GUARANTEED DOOM --- Follow this thread and I guarantee you doom - SERIOUSLY.
Creative Yes.
Sophisticated No.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5405661


I don't believe sophistication was what I was going for here. ;)
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Did the man doom? And nothing? i knew it! i never get good doon! OP fail lolyeahsure
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doom i mean lol
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Did the man doom? And nothing? i knew it! i never get good doon! OP fail lolyeahsure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1463132


doom i mean lol
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Upgrade to a small 5 lb mini-sledge hammer. You SHALL find doom.

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