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The REAL Identity of Everyone in the Illuminati *Not a Joke*

 
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The illuminati is everyone illuminated on television who presents a point of view. This is symbolized by an illuminated eye in a triangle. *cough* back of dollar bill *cough*

Let's take a look at some people who you may not believe are part of the illuminati:


Ron Paul- "I'm just your down to earth guy presenting solutions to problems which need to be fixed! The other people in the MSM (*Note: obviously the illuminati as well*) give me shit and I think that's funny. People are like "Wow the MSM and gov't must really hate him." When in reality they do it to make you think the enemy of my enemy is my friend. *Talked about further below too

Al3x Jones-*Talked about further below

David Ick3-Guys, guys, the reptilians! Just THINK of the reptilians! I mean wow, I'm a spiritual guy people. I'm not here so that people think all conspiracy theorists are loonies. And if they follow me, screw it. They'll just be as blind as the rest of 'em. Oh yeah and I'm REALLY intelligent. BTW the moon is hollow and it's full of reptilians. *Talked about further below too

Bill Maher- "I'm an atheist libertarian. I make movie about religion being dumb. I'm big hero. I'm funny. Worship me for I am your illuminated savior."

Pen Jilette-"Durr i'm an atheist libertarian too and what I say is bullshit really is bullshit. I'm standing up for you, don't question THE REAL MEANING BEHIND IT, just follow my words. I mean christ, I'm funny as shit! How could I ever deceive you?

Stephen Colbert *see description of Stewart*

Jon Stewart-I criticize the media, so that you don't ever have to! Plus I'm FUNNY LOL! Funny people must be trusted at all times because... uh... they're funny, right!

And obviously the president and relatively every figure head in the media and every single politician is included here too.


All of them have a specific and very important place in creating a web of lies which keeps the people docile. This is the REAL illuminati. They're actors with meticulously calculated scripts without fear or remorse of manipulating from behind the veil of media.

The people who supply the meticulously calculated scripts and overall plans for the future are NOT the illuminati. They're the ILLUMINOTS. The illuminots are people who don't EVER illuminate themselves and keep the illuminati as their willing puppets.

One thing I find laughable is the way that the REAL illuminati people like Al3x Jones and David Ick3 try to make you think the illuminati are hidden behind the scenes somewhere as if you can't see them. They say, "They're the ILLUMINATED ones" as if illuminated means they're enlightened when in reality they're illuminated in front of your very eyes.

Al3x Jones is there to make you think someone is investigating the "global elite" as he seems to like to call them. Or as I like to refer to who he seems to be throwing a fuss about, the "vague meanies". But that's not his only reason. His other primary purpose is to make people put support in Ron Paul. People think "Hey this conspiracy theorist who is extremely distrustful of the government is actually supporting a politician! He says Ron Paul can fix everything and might just win. I mean, WOW just look at those straw polls! (*Note: Which mean absolutely NOTHING*) He might just win! That gives me HOPE. Someone sure has my back out there and instead of doing ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, i'll just support him."

Ron Paul is there to give false hope so that you sit on your ass, think someone has your back and so you don't ever raise a fist against the government because "obviously" he's the only one who can change anything.

Also, i find it both hilarious and disturbing that someone reading this could quite literally dub me as a "Ron Paul shill". Or could say "Hey man Al3x Jones has done ALOT for the TRUTH movement." Are you guys really serious? The TRUTH movement? Even going to his website the tagline is "Because there's a war on for your mind." No shit. Think you know what that means? You're probably wrong. It really means that that website is there because it is necessary to fight a war against your mind. I'm sure they get a good laugh about things like that. Anyway, I guess denial and ignorance are a far more comfortable place than the truth.
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BULL SHIT... You people have Illuminati on youe small little brains... They disbanded in 1786.. so stfu about them.. and as much as I dislike RP, he sure would not be aprt of them..
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I forgot to mention Jesse Ventura. MSM broadcasting conspiracy theory? Are you serious? Do I even need to explain the reasoning behind this one being part of the illuminati?
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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Illumiawesome.
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BULL SHIT... You people have Illuminati on youe small little brains... They disbanded in 1786.. so stfu about them.. and as much as I dislike RP, he sure would not be aprt of them..
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I don't have illuminati on my brain. and LOL they disbanded, so you say. Just give them a different name then. Because either way they exist with the same intentions listed above. Call them the illuminated from behind the veil of media actors pushing deception through points of view if you want.

And Ron Paul sure would not be a part of them... because? Because he uh... disagrees with the mainstream? Wow yeah I guess no one would possibly be intelligent enough to get a shill who people who don't normally follow the MSM would be a part of... right? Sure, sure just go back to sleep. Sweet, sweet dreamworld how I love you so.
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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LOL yeah because i used the word illuminati be sure to dismiss everything i said. See my post above.
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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Illumiawesome.
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Thanks for the constructive comment oh great enlightened one. Be sure to post pictures for us of stars and pillars.
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BULL SHIT... You people have Illuminati on youe small little brains... They disbanded in 1786.. so stfu about them.. and as much as I dislike RP, he sure would not be aprt of them..
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I don't have illuminati on my brain. and LOL they disbanded, so you say. Just give them a different name then. Because either way they exist with the same intentions listed above. Call them the illuminated from behind the veil of media actors pushing deception through points of view if you want.

And Ron Paul sure would not be a part of them... because? Because he uh... disagrees with the mainstream? Wow yeah I guess no one would possibly be intelligent enough to get a shill who people who don't normally follow the MSM would be a part of... right? Sure, sure just go back to sleep. Sweet, sweet dreamworld how I love you so.
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In your dream world they are still around.. where is your hard proof and fact they are still around.. WHERE.. dont show me some youtube post or some blog.. real hard proof.. let see it..
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ohwit oh wait. you are gona be one of the brainless morons that say they are now the freemasons.. you really are a new kind of stupid if you say that.. dont breed..
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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LOL yeah because i used the word illuminati be sure to dismiss everything i said. See my post above.
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Beware of he boogeyman! He's hiding under your bed.
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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Illumiawesome.
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Thanks for the constructive comment oh great enlightened one. Be sure to post pictures for us of stars and pillars.
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I want to read what you wrote OP, but one look, its really getting old.

No one cares anymore about whos illuminati this or whos illuminati that theories. Honestly.

People want a new/true defination, and I give it to them
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Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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LOL yeah because i used the word illuminati be sure to dismiss everything i said. See my post above.
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Beware of he boogeyman! He's hiding under your bed.
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Apprehensively, I stared at my bed for a long moment, just waiting in fear of what lurked underneath. I mustered up all the courage I could find and looked under while my heart dropped into my chest. But he wasn't there....

OHIGETITLOL HE WASNT SUPPOSSED TO BE THERE HAHAHA.

You think I live a life of paranoid fear? You think you know anything about me whatsoever? You think you're funny? You think you even have the capacity to think? Think. Think.

Illuminatitards crack me up! lol
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Illumiawesome.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS


Thanks for the constructive comment oh great enlightened one. Be sure to post pictures for us of stars and pillars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444168


I want to read what you wrote OP, but one look, its really getting old.

No one cares anymore about whos illuminati this or whos illuminati that theories. Honestly.

People want a new/true defination, and I give it to them
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS


A new/true definition eh? I suppose that involves bullshitting about stars and how jesus (or as i like to refer to him as, The Figment) is part of the illuminati... Wow man...

And people don't care about who broadcasts with a smile on their face which resonates in the hearts of 99% of the people that has a knife behind their back? Really... people don't care huh? I think you might be right. They should care about how trapped in a cage they are but they don't.
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Also, thanks for "wanting" to read what I wrote and realizing it conflicts with your established point of view and not even bothering to understand what I'm talking about.

It was really nice of you to leave a friendly comment without having any idea what you're even talking about.
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Also, thanks for "wanting" to read what I wrote and realizing it conflicts with your established point of view and not even bothering to understand what I'm talking about.

It was really nice of you to leave a friendly comment without having any idea what you're even talking about.
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Ill read it, maybe its your arm waving ADD approach, If you can do it in a toned down journalistic style. Maybe more will read.
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BULL SHIT... You people have Illuminati on youe small little brains... They disbanded in 1786.. so stfu about them.. and as much as I dislike RP, he sure would not be aprt of them..
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I don't have illuminati on my brain. and LOL they disbanded, so you say. Just give them a different name then. Because either way they exist with the same intentions listed above. Call them the illuminated from behind the veil of media actors pushing deception through points of view if you want.

And Ron Paul sure would not be a part of them... because? Because he uh... disagrees with the mainstream? Wow yeah I guess no one would possibly be intelligent enough to get a shill who people who don't normally follow the MSM would be a part of... right? Sure, sure just go back to sleep. Sweet, sweet dreamworld how I love you so.
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In your dream world they are still around.. where is your hard proof and fact they are still around.. WHERE.. dont show me some youtube post or some blog.. real hard proof.. let see it..
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Where is my proof that WHO is still around? What the hell are you talking about? I don't give a shit if the "illuminati" are still around or not because these people exist by whatever name you want to call them as established above.

But where is the hard proof? You think if something like that existed the world would be in the place it is today? You think if there was unequivocal proof of how everyone is not who they appear to be that the world wouldn't already have gone through a paradigm shift?

Look, you want absolute proof you wont find it. All you'll find is bullshit really. Think for yourself. Make decisions for yourself. Form points of view for YOURSELF
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Ok, Merry Christmas OP,
xmasxmas
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Also, thanks for "wanting" to read what I wrote and realizing it conflicts with your established point of view and not even bothering to understand what I'm talking about.

It was really nice of you to leave a friendly comment without having any idea what you're even talking about.
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Ill read it, maybe its your arm waving ADD approach, If you can do it in a toned down journalistic style. Maybe more will read.
 Quoting: APOLLYON ILLUMINATUS


I think if you do read it, you might be the first to have done so that has replied to this thread.
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The illuminati doesn't exist. Why does garbage like this get pinned...
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Ok, Merry Christmas OP, just this once.

xmasxmas

Many will read this post now.
Let others try and figure out what youre saying, '

lol
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Haha, thanks man. I look forward to zingers of one line remarks and pictures like the bs flag bsflag
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BULL SHIT... You people have Illuminati on youe small little brains... They disbanded in 1786.. so stfu about them.. and as much as I dislike RP, he sure would not be aprt of them..
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I don't have illuminati on my brain. and LOL they disbanded, so you say. Just give them a different name then. Because either way they exist with the same intentions listed above. Call them the illuminated from behind the veil of media actors pushing deception through points of view if you want.

And Ron Paul sure would not be a part of them... because? Because he uh... disagrees with the mainstream? Wow yeah I guess no one would possibly be intelligent enough to get a shill who people who don't normally follow the MSM would be a part of... right? Sure, sure just go back to sleep. Sweet, sweet dreamworld how I love you so.
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If RP will be elected, you can be sure, that he was chosen by the Illus! I tell you, it is their usage! Le + usage = l`usage.
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the Real Illuminati are existing behind the scenes, I agree too on the part of the script.
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The illuminati doesn't exist. Why does garbage like this get pinned...
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Don't call them the illuminati then, JESUS. Read a few posts up. This is the last time i'm going to even bother to comment on this.
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The illuminati is everyone illuminated on television who presents a point of view. This is symbolized by an illuminated eye in a triangle. *cough* back of dollar bill *cough*

Let's take a look at some people who you may not believe are part of the illuminati:


Ron Paul- "I'm just your down to earth guy presenting solutions to problems which need to be fixed! The other people in the MSM (*Note: obviously the illuminati as well*) give me shit and I think that's funny. People are like "Wow the MSM and gov't must really hate him." When in reality they do it to make you think the enemy of my enemy is my friend. *Talked about further below too

Al3x Jones-*Talked about further below

David Ick3-Guys, guys, the reptilians! Just THINK of the reptilians! I mean wow, I'm a spiritual guy people. I'm not here so that people think all conspiracy theorists are loonies. And if they follow me, screw it. They'll just be as blind as the rest of 'em. Oh yeah and I'm REALLY intelligent. BTW the moon is hollow and it's full of reptilians. *Talked about further below too

Bill Maher- "I'm an atheist libertarian. I make movie about religion being dumb. I'm big hero. I'm funny. Worship me for I am your illuminated savior."

Pen Jilette-"Durr i'm an atheist libertarian too and what I say is bullshit really is bullshit. I'm standing up for you, don't question THE REAL MEANING BEHIND IT, just follow my words. I mean christ, I'm funny as shit! How could I ever deceive you?

Stephen Colbert *see description of Stewart*

Jon Stewart-I criticize the media, so that you don't ever have to! Plus I'm FUNNY LOL! Funny people must be trusted at all times because... uh... they're funny, right!

And obviously the president and relatively every figure head in the media and every single politician is included here too.


All of them have a specific and very important place in creating a web of lies which keeps the people docile. This is the REAL illuminati. They're actors with meticulously calculated scripts without fear or remorse of manipulating from behind the veil of media.

The people who supply the meticulously calculated scripts and overall plans for the future are NOT the illuminati. They're the ILLUMINOTS. The illuminots are people who don't EVER illuminate themselves and keep the illuminati as their willing puppets.

One thing I find laughable is the way that the REAL illuminati people like Al3x Jones and David Ick3 try to make you think the illuminati are hidden behind the scenes somewhere as if you can't see them. They say, "They're the ILLUMINATED ones" as if illuminated means they're enlightened when in reality they're illuminated in front of your very eyes.

Al3x Jones is there to make you think someone is investigating the "global elite" as he seems to like to call them. Or as I like to refer to who he seems to be throwing a fuss about, the "vague meanies". But that's not his only reason. His other primary purpose is to make people put support in Ron Paul. People think "Hey this conspiracy theorist who is extremely distrustful of the government is actually supporting a politician! He says Ron Paul can fix everything and might just win. I mean, WOW just look at those straw polls! (*Note: Which mean absolutely NOTHING*) He might just win! That gives me HOPE. Someone sure has my back out there and instead of doing ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, i'll just support him."

Ron Paul is there to give false hope so that you sit on your ass, think someone has your back and so you don't ever raise a fist against the government because "obviously" he's the only one who can change anything.

Also, i find it both hilarious and disturbing that someone reading this could quite literally dub me as a "Ron Paul shill". Or could say "Hey man Al3x Jones has done ALOT for the TRUTH movement." Are you guys really serious? The TRUTH movement? Even going to his website the tagline is "Because there's a war on for your mind." No shit. Think you know what that means? You're probably wrong. It really means that that website is there because it is necessary to fight a war against your mind. I'm sure they get a good laugh about things like that. Anyway, I guess denial and ignorance are a far more comfortable place than the truth.
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Well I guess a little insignificant thing such as EMPIRICAL PROOF won't stop you now, would it?

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So what's with the 3s in Al3x Jones and David Ick3? selective problem with your 'e'?

I'm not sure which woo BS this relates to..
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the Real Illuminati are existing behind the scenes, I agree too on the part of the script.
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What's up pal

Any idea as to any of their identities?
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OP, Illuminti means, having a cloak of light, Earning the cloak of the Illuminati and opening your third eye

Its the Great White (Light ) Brotherhood that oversee human evolution

I agree that politics and speech figures and conspiracy new age people are all a distraction and they have little to do with what Illuminati means

I read David Dicke, thats how I spell his name, He wants a world of free love , orgies and who knows what else, i wasnt impressed by his book.
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Anyway, I guess denial and ignorance are a far more comfortable place than the truth.
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Please, from your pov, spill the beans....ASAP(~).
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btw: this is *Not a Joke*

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the Real Illuminati are existing behind the scenes, I agree too on the part of the script.
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What's up pal

Any idea as to any of their identities?
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The upper Echelon are even higher up in the physical make up of their bodies, so they wouldnt be in the public eye.
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The illuminati is everyone illuminated on television who presents a point of view. This is symbolized by an illuminated eye in a triangle. *cough* back of dollar bill *cough*

Let's take a look at some people who you may not believe are part of the illuminati:


Ron Paul- "I'm just your down to earth guy presenting solutions to problems which need to be fixed! The other people in the MSM (*Note: obviously the illuminati as well*) give me shit and I think that's funny. People are like "Wow the MSM and gov't must really hate him." When in reality they do it to make you think the enemy of my enemy is my friend. *Talked about further below too

Al3x Jones-*Talked about further below

David Ick3-Guys, guys, the reptilians! Just THINK of the reptilians! I mean wow, I'm a spiritual guy people. I'm not here so that people think all conspiracy theorists are loonies. And if they follow me, screw it. They'll just be as blind as the rest of 'em. Oh yeah and I'm REALLY intelligent. BTW the moon is hollow and it's full of reptilians. *Talked about further below too

Bill Maher- "I'm an atheist libertarian. I make movie about religion being dumb. I'm big hero. I'm funny. Worship me for I am your illuminated savior."

Pen Jilette-"Durr i'm an atheist libertarian too and what I say is bullshit really is bullshit. I'm standing up for you, don't question THE REAL MEANING BEHIND IT, just follow my words. I mean christ, I'm funny as shit! How could I ever deceive you?

Stephen Colbert *see description of Stewart*

Jon Stewart-I criticize the media, so that you don't ever have to! Plus I'm FUNNY LOL! Funny people must be trusted at all times because... uh... they're funny, right!

And obviously the president and relatively every figure head in the media and every single politician is included here too.


All of them have a specific and very important place in creating a web of lies which keeps the people docile. This is the REAL illuminati. They're actors with meticulously calculated scripts without fear or remorse of manipulating from behind the veil of media.

The people who supply the meticulously calculated scripts and overall plans for the future are NOT the illuminati. They're the ILLUMINOTS. The illuminots are people who don't EVER illuminate themselves and keep the illuminati as their willing puppets.

One thing I find laughable is the way that the REAL illuminati people like Al3x Jones and David Ick3 try to make you think the illuminati are hidden behind the scenes somewhere as if you can't see them. They say, "They're the ILLUMINATED ones" as if illuminated means they're enlightened when in reality they're illuminated in front of your very eyes.

Al3x Jones is there to make you think someone is investigating the "global elite" as he seems to like to call them. Or as I like to refer to who he seems to be throwing a fuss about, the "vague meanies". But that's not his only reason. His other primary purpose is to make people put support in Ron Paul. People think "Hey this conspiracy theorist who is extremely distrustful of the government is actually supporting a politician! He says Ron Paul can fix everything and might just win. I mean, WOW just look at those straw polls! (*Note: Which mean absolutely NOTHING*) He might just win! That gives me HOPE. Someone sure has my back out there and instead of doing ANYTHING WHATSOEVER, i'll just support him."

Ron Paul is there to give false hope so that you sit on your ass, think someone has your back and so you don't ever raise a fist against the government because "obviously" he's the only one who can change anything.

Also, i find it both hilarious and disturbing that someone reading this could quite literally dub me as a "Ron Paul shill". Or could say "Hey man Al3x Jones has done ALOT for the TRUTH movement." Are you guys really serious? The TRUTH movement? Even going to his website the tagline is "Because there's a war on for your mind." No shit. Think you know what that means? You're probably wrong. It really means that that website is there because it is necessary to fight a war against your mind. I'm sure they get a good laugh about things like that. Anyway, I guess denial and ignorance are a far more comfortable place than the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444168


Well I guess a little insignificant thing such as EMPIRICAL PROOF won't stop you now, would it?

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 Quoting: Zazz 2


Right because empirical proof which would have the capacity to completely turn this world around would be wide out in the open.

I'd post images of a retarded person as well but for some reason, I think that's retarded.

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