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If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?

 
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If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test?

1) long beard.......check

2) White flowing robs.......check

3) Sandals.........check

4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check

5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check

Did I leave anything out?

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How about performing some miracles?

No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you?
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How about performing some miracles?

No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you?
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you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued.
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Re: If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
How about performing some miracles?
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Oh that's a good one.......lets see:

1) Make me skinny........check

2) Grow me a new set of teeth........check

3) Heal my kidneys.........check

4) Restore the color of my hair........check

5) Stock my bank account........check

Still, I must be leaving something out.....?
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YOU WOULD KNOW HIM BUT WOULD HE KNOW YOU?
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Re: If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

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And that proves you have no real faith.

You should believe everyone who says they are Jesus, until they do something to prove otherwise.
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How about performing some miracles?

No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you?
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you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued.
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Thank you NiP.......I'm glad to see someone here is questioning my motives! I love it when people use their "thinkers" to take a good hard look at themselves! thumbs
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YOU WOULD KNOW HIM BUT WOULD HE KNOW YOU?
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Well if He came to me.........then I would have to say "YES"!
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Re: If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


And that proves you have no real faith.

You should believe everyone who says they are Jesus, until they do something to prove otherwise.
 Quoting: Scubaseven2

That's an interesting way of looking at it........but hardly realistic methinks!

I mean the first thing everyone would automatically do is "question" the sanity of the person claiming to be Jesus........wouldn't they?
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If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb,
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I agree!!!

........and yet, some of you think exactly as I have stated!(what's up with THAT?)
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Is it possible that some of you have already met Jesus......but didn't recognize of Him? :(

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For those of you who HAVE met a Christed Being(Lighted Individual), you will recognize with me; that THEY are dynamic in their personalities........as well, they are vibrant, massively Intelligent, and have a capacity for Love (the likes of which is unmatched by the rest of us)!

I know that some of you; know exactly what I am talking about!!! :)
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How about performing some miracles?
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5) Stock my bank account........check
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


lol

Bet he does that, Money changer´s get out of my Fathers Temple !!!!!!!!!
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YOU WOULD KNOW HIM BUT WOULD HE KNOW YOU?
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gasp


HOW SOBERING!
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How about performing some miracles?
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Oh that's a good one.......lets see:

1) Make me skinny........check

2) Grow me a new set of teeth........check

3) Heal my kidneys.........check

4) Restore the color of my hair........check

5) Stock my bank account........check

Still, I must be leaving something out.....?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


What makes you so special? How about bringing about world peace or ending disease and suffering?

No that's too much trouble for god and Jesus.
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How about performing some miracles?

No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you?
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you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued.
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I um...sometimes worry about you...and you frighten me just a little...
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5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check

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That would be a sign that you are face to face with a hoax
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@ OP.

He won't come to you, he would rather come to someone who has a chance.
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OP you just described Sananda.
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5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......check

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That would be a sign that you are face to face with a hoax
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+1......BOY, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!! Goofy Thum
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Re: If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test?

1) long beard.......check

2) White flowing robs.......check

3) Saddles.........check

4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check

5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......checkDid I leave anything out?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I'd strongly disagree with number 5, seems to me He was hardly ever known for agreeing with the Religous Doctrine of the people of His time.
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@ OP.

He won't come to you, he would rather come to someone who has a chance.
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lol.......lala
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Re: If Jesus came to me, I would have to test Him........wouldn't you?
I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test?

1) long beard.......check

2) White flowing robs.......check

3) Saddles.........check

4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check

5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......checkDid I leave anything out?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I'd strongly disagree with number 5, seems to me He was hardly ever known for agreeing with the Religous Doctrine of the people of His time.
 Quoting: HilosPP

Good job of seeing through that one!.....thumbs
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How about performing some miracles?

No you wouldn't dare question the son of god would you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1531020


you would question anybody to make sure of their claims. ITs called discernment and something most are a bit short of. I Know Jesus personally and he is NOT the only Son of God and I ask him questions all the time. If a person claiming to be Jesus passed all those tests OBE posted, he would not get my green thumb, so lets see where OBE takes this concept, I am intrigued.
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I um...sometimes worry about you...and you frighten me just a little...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ya, me too at first, but if you actually read enough of his stuff, I think this is more of a psuedo char for him that he uses to challenge and strengthen others beliefs while teaching what the enemy teaches theirs, imo.
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I mean, how would I know it was Him, unless I did?

Ok, lets see; what would He need to pass the test?

1) long beard.......check

2) White flowing robs.......check

3) Saddles.........check

4) Glowing about the head and shoulders.......check

5) Agreed with everything the bible said about Him......checkDid I leave anything out?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I'd strongly disagree with number 5, seems to me He was hardly ever known for agreeing with the Religous Doctrine of the people of His time.
 Quoting: HilosPP

Good job of seeing through that one!.....thumbs
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Ya, thanks. So Jesus never shaved?
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If he can beat me on a one-on-one breakdance challenge, then he really must be Jesus!

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Walk on water for me mannnn cmonn.
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I've seen that done already by a Chi Master in the CIA.......but it's still up there as one of my favorites too!
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Can he whistle a tune through the holes in his hands?
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1rof1........oh, you are SO bad!!! lol

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