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I FUCKIN HATE MY BITCH WIFE

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/11/2012 08:53 PM
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If your wife complains and bitches about every little thing you do then that tells me you annoy the hell out of her.
She most likely feels the same way about you that you feel about her.


 Quoting: FyreHeart

Wrong! she bitches and nags because she sees women doing it all the time on TV. They get the insane ideal that they are entitled to do it also. They also get the ideal from TV that they are smart and the man is a blithering idiot, even though everything they touch turns into a big mess.

It never crossed their peanut brain that they are neither smart or a good companion for anyone except a retarded monkey. The one thing that makes most women useless creatures and very unappealing is they think all they have to do is to bring their vagina to the relationship and that it is made of gold and gives them the right to do any damn thing they want to do.

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laugh
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09/11/2012 08:57 PM
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hows my dick taste?
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09/11/2012 08:58 PM
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I FUCKIN HATE HER SHE FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY FUCKIN LITTLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: FUCK HER 5158571


I Hate fucking Your Butch Wife!!!! She just lays there like a dead fish
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09/11/2012 09:47 PM
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Heres the problem

A man will date a woman,

she looks good, she's flexible, sweet, pleasant, puts the guy first... "Puts out" however he wants or needs it.

Or to be "frank" she'll remove the chrome off a trailer hitch with her mouth until the cows come home.

The guy feels lucky, appreciated, loved.... We call this the "hook"

Man thinks he's found the one!


A woman will date a man,


he "could" look good, he could provide, he could respect her. In other words,

Good earning potential, easy to manipulate, produce children etc.

he could be the one...... if.............
she just made a few tweaks.


So now they get married,

Woman, immeditely stops everything she did to hook him.
No more BJ's, sex is only to produce children, no more looking good.. (frumpy factor). No more flexibility.... then

The nagging starts. What is the nagging? Its her attempting to make the few tweaks she saw as the potential for him to be the perfect man before the marriage.


Now he won't change - woman does not get what she wanted
Now he no longer gets what he got before marriage, which was the reason he married her in the first place.

results?

Divorce
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09/11/2012 09:50 PM
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She's probably a witch, ya know... Have you considered water torture? I hear they respond well to the Hexen Hammer.

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09/20/2012 10:56 PM
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Women are selfish, irresponsible, unaccountable, ignorant, mean-spirited, hateful, two-faced, cruel, controlling, manipulating, drive-a-man-to-suicide, destructive fucking assholes and thats why they should be used, abused, and shown the fucking door. Let them be alone and ruin their own fucking lives. And for fucks sake DONT EVER GET MARRIED!

And you women on here complaining about this poor guy can all go to hell. You dont know what he's been through, but I have an idea.... Fuck you, grow old and ugly, and die alone. You women inflict so much pain on the men who try to love you. We need to start treating you like the inferior assholes you are. Maybe then you'll learn to shut the fuck up and contribute more to peace and harmony instead of causing so much turmoil and pain in the lives of men. Fucking bitches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23450163


This is the best post on this thread. This is so true.

That sir knows what he s speaking about.

Bitches should be teached again what its like to be inferior.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23448202


If you hate women so much why not LEAVE THEM ALONE?
They don't need you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22552125


I am leaving them alone. I just threw my girlfriend and her 2 kids out of my house. Since I've been paying her bills for so long it's likely they'll all fucking starve. But you women dont know how good you have it sometimes. She's about to find out real quick after she moves into a cardboard box.
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09/20/2012 11:01 PM
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you men are hilarious

you marry women because they look good

the sex is good

nothing else matters at that point

then you wonder why your marriage sucks

try thinking with your brain instead of your head

for once

choose the right woman to marry

for the right reasons

i would venture to say that the majority of men

choose their wives based solely on their looks

lets be honest here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2180974


well i did that.

Now i have a great friend... and a great mistress to cover the rest.
Factual Error

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09/20/2012 11:14 PM

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Marriage is a man giving half of his money to a woman so she'll stop sucking his dick.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
connor

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09/20/2012 11:18 PM
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"If there's war between the sexes then there'd be no people left" Real Men - Joe Jackson

Just a thought!

bonghit
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I FUCKIN HATE HER SHE FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY FUCKIN LITTLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: FUCK HER 5158571


You are entirely right in projecting your life vomit here...Also, derp~~~
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12/06/2012 06:41 AM
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Women are selfish, irresponsible, unaccountable, ignorant, mean-spirited, hateful, two-faced, cruel, controlling, manipulating, drive-a-man-to-suicide, destructive fucking assholes and thats why they should be used, abused, and shown the fucking door. Let them be alone and ruin their own fucking lives. And for fucks sake DONT EVER GET MARRIED!

And you women on here complaining about this poor guy can all go to hell. You dont know what he's been through, but I have an idea.... Fuck you, grow old and ugly, and die alone. You women inflict so much pain on the men who try to love you. We need to start treating you like the inferior assholes you are. Maybe then you'll learn to shut the fuck up and contribute more to peace and harmony instead of causing so much turmoil and pain in the lives of men. Fucking bitches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23450163


Oh and btw, none of the above applies to the EXTRAORDINARILY RARE virtuous women out there. The evils of most women have been known about for thousands of years, and not just in the bible for all you knee-jerk anti-theists out there. Every CIVILIZED culture on earth has known of the destructive wickedness of women. This knowledge is one of the ways in which civilization was possible. Know where the evil is, and suppress it for the greater common good. And on the rare occasion that a woman showed the virtues and intelligence of a man it was possible that she would get to rule for a time. But 99% of you ladies are like nuclear bombs of turmoil dropped upon the human race. Your only real natural purpose is to produce babies and keep you man fed, with the food HE secured and brought home to your ungrateful ass. The Gods of the Copybook Headings have spoken. Know that reference? I didnt think so you stupid bitches. Make sure you run off to google now, but you still wont get it.... Because women are idiots!
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12/06/2012 06:44 AM
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I do see the hypocrisy of whining about how much someone else whines.
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I FUCKIN HATE HER SHE FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY FUCKIN LITTLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: FUCK HER 5158571


 Quoting: BRIEF


cruise

Hook her up with Russ, I know he's looking for a wife.

Last Edited by geminilion on 12/06/2012 07:14 AM
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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01/29/2013 11:41 AM
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They are all cunts, kick their bitch asses to the fucking curb, smelly holes anyway the stupid fucksticks
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03/02/2013 01:55 AM
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Life is short,
How we live it and our choices are our own and ours alone. I do not always agree with my other(bitch)sorry. But it is in those disagreements that our actual relationship takes form. How we deal with these situations is how our relationship with this person will develop. I suggest looking towards Jesus for the most correct answer. God Bless and Goodluck.


Roger Masson
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I FUCKIN HATE HER SHE FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY FUCKIN LITTLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: FUCK HER 5158571


Welcome to what big pharma brought home.
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I FUCKIN HATE HER SHE FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY FUCKIN LITTLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: FUCK HER 5158571


Welcome to what big pharma brought home.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35414386


A good Lawyer friend of mine best said it once to me....."If you ride, drive, sail, fly or fuck it, its best to rent those things by the hour rather than owning it, because all of those things can lead to lifetime of misery, regret and losses...."
It may not fit all of us but it fits me to a "T". Down and out in San Jose....
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04/08/2013 08:14 PM
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Re: I FUCKIN HATE MY BITCH WIFE
you men are hilarious

you marry women because they look good

the sex is good

nothing else matters at that point

then you wonder why your marriage sucks

try thinking with your brain instead of your head

for once

choose the right woman to marry

for the right reasons

i would venture to say that the majority of men

choose their wives based solely on their looks

lets be honest here
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2180974


I base them on how worthless they are and how much money it takes to keep them..and how they never have anything to bring to the table except the thing between their legs that we have to plead and beg for... banana2
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04/08/2013 08:27 PM
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a she is not even good in bed sorry man
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04/08/2013 08:33 PM
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Read Men In Love by Nancy Friday. She really will open some eyes!
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04/23/2013 07:07 PM
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Oh silly woman. You all are so pitifully pathetic. You come on here with your smart ass replies like you know all the answers and God gave you the right opinion. Truth is... You don't know shit. Coming from an anonymous and happily married man who lets his own annoying wife think that she ha the answers to. Ill give you a clue, I'm the husband of one of you little birds that decided to input your two cents.

Sincerely,
Previous posters' husband
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04/23/2013 07:37 PM
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I FUCKIN HATE HER SHE FUCKING COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY FUCKIN LITTLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: FUCK HER 5158571


you dont sound old enough to be married!!!
 Quoting: No-world-order


She needs to get rid of you!!! I can see why she complains!!!
damma

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04/23/2013 09:13 PM
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look which one is on here bitching
damma
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04/23/2013 09:42 PM

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Calm down there killer, she probably hates you too!
And your filthy suck hole!
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04/23/2013 09:48 PM
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04/23/2013 09:52 PM
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Showing up on a forum and using cuss words to talk about your wife is proving just how pathetic of an individual you are. Learn to talk about your spouse with respect, or live by yourself.

I pity your wife for putting up with the disrespectful creature that you are trying to be. You took vows, please try to honor them and act respectfully towards her and towards yourself.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


when don't care about vows. It's all about their own needs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2927680


Of course - why else would anyone get married?
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06/23/2013 08:37 PM
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Samantha
What the hell are you doing on this forum anyway? I bet the guy posting all of the vitriole about his wife that you are commenting on is probably your husband.
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06/23/2013 09:30 PM
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We tried to warn you, pal.


MGTOW


MGTOW

Learn it. Live it.
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06/23/2013 09:32 PM
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Complains about everything...sounds like my gf
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"I FUCKIN HATE MY BITCH WIFE"

well, that's a good start, anyway.

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