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I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?

 
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11/20/2011 03:09 AM
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I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
This is a serious post, I met her online. She lives locally and now she wants me to come over tonight and 'get it on' with her. She's been sending me saucy messages all day which I won't repeat on here about what she thinks is going to happen tonight.
What's your opinion? Dare I?
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11/20/2011 03:15 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Christie Brinkley is about 50
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11/20/2011 03:18 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
AIDS PATIENT ARRIVED HERE 1rof1
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11/20/2011 03:19 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Christie Brinkley is about 50
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Yes but this bitch isn't a supermodel. And she's dirty, really dirty in her messages.. I had no idea that women that age could be so dirty! She's keeps telling me how she has a 'nice little tight one waiting here for me' and this sort of stuff.
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11/20/2011 03:22 AM

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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Advice: Get some!
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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11/20/2011 03:23 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
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11/20/2011 03:24 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Bring plenty of ky for that jurrasic pussy
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11/20/2011 03:38 AM

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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Having had an Older woman for a while, Go for it...

She'll do things to Please you, Like the time we were in the woods & horny


You'll have plenty of Memories
Read a book- Dumbass
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1984 was NOT meant as an Instruction Manual
Horace bubba

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11/20/2011 03:44 AM

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She'll do things to Please you, Like the time we were in the woods & horny


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I thought I told you never to talk about that!

oops2
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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11/20/2011 03:49 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
This is a serious post, I met her online. She lives locally and now she wants me to come over tonight and 'get it on' with her. She's been sending me saucy messages all day which I won't repeat on here about what she thinks is going to happen tonight.
What's your opinion? Dare I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5712509


You say you're 30 yrs old? And you ask this like you're a 5 yr old kid. Grow up and stop fantasizing - pure bs.
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11/20/2011 03:54 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Bring plenty of ky for that jurrasic pussy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1243409


laugh

now that's bloody funny
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11/20/2011 03:56 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
It is not pure BS....When I was 30 I went a little crazy and joined Adultfriendfinder.com....Got mucho 50 year old pussy. It was SO great! I must have bagged around 15 women. Friends of the ones I had met up with too! After that experience I MARRIED a 51 year old. Not from AFF....

Been married 5 years. Older women KNOW what they want. I hate younger women.
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11/20/2011 04:11 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
This is a serious post, I met her online. She lives locally and now she wants me to come over tonight and 'get it on' with her. She's been sending me saucy messages all day which I won't repeat on here about what she thinks is going to happen tonight.
What's your opinion? Dare I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5712509


You say you're 30 yrs old? And you ask this like you're a 5 yr old kid. Grow up and stop fantasizing - pure bs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3991075


Yup.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/20/2011 06:51 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Ok I did it DAMMIT@! I tried to talk myself out of it, but went ahead and did it anyway.
This gal had a KILLER body and holds her age really well, like super fit trim sexy body.
When I got there the place was lit with candles so she looked more like she was in her 30's.
Fuckdammit, I tried to stop myself but the temptation was too great, and to be honest it was really good fun too. I even got a free massage out of it and somehow managed to avoid doing anything dirty or touching her with my mouth in any way, lol! She went at it like a champ though!
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11/20/2011 06:53 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
She loved it and told me to keep her number, but to be honest although it was an interesting experience I think i'll just stick with women my own age from now on.
Cheap thrills and a great ego boost though ;)
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11/20/2011 07:11 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
She loved it and told me to keep her number, but to be honest although it was an interesting experience I think i'll just stick with women my own age from now on.
Cheap thrills and a great ego boost though ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5712509


20 years time, she dies, leaves you everything, then YOU become the sugar daddy

a well toned, fully massaged sugar daddy too!

think on
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11/20/2011 07:24 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
did you wear a condom or aquire her 50 years worth of germ accumulation?

ps.your FOS.
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11/20/2011 07:25 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Disgusting, if you ask me.
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2011 07:42 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Onya OP!
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11/20/2011 07:46 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
AIDS PATIENT ARRIVED HERE 1rof1
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huh? wtf are you on playa
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2011 08:09 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
older women are some of the horniest. There is nothing they won't do. Often they are very sexually frustrated and want to fuck, fuck, fuck!
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11/20/2011 08:54 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
OMG...
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11/20/2011 09:02 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
You are so sickkkkkk get to a vet asooooon as possible
because we realybaby think you old and sickkkkk!!!!!
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11/20/2011 09:10 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
older women are some of the horniest. There is nothing they won't do. Often they are very sexually frustrated and want to fuck, fuck, fuck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2215492


Maybe 40's, not 50's.
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11/20/2011 09:14 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Yes, half your age plus seven. Find yourself a twenty-two year old woman. Get married and live a life honoring God.
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2011 09:23 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Well I dunno about your locale but her in Scotland, we have a little saying: The Older The Fiddle, The Better the Tune!!!

Strap yourself in and enjoy the ride. My eXperience off older women is that they are Dirty Horny mofo's and will most likley shag you into the quick.

Lay back an enjoy the ride ;)
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11/20/2011 09:26 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Ignore all these agist barstewards, fuck em, fuck her. An older women is an experience :)

The ONLY thing that beats that is when my m8 got a MoM & Daughter pair in Ibiza. Now that's fucking ROCKO, also one feather in his cap that I wouldn't mind having :D
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11/20/2011 09:26 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
do not have her come to your place
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2011 09:29 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
sure.. bring her the sauce then she asked for it... kinda rude if you didn't at least humor the older lady
Anonymous Coward
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11/20/2011 09:31 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
do not have her come to your place
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1789057


Agreed, you might out perform your and her expectations and end up with a stage 5 clinger. Plus you know that one off the perks off older women is sunday lunch right?? Never pass such a fuckin wonderful opportunity m8, take one for the team, You will not regret it B)
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11/20/2011 09:34 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Remember that women are more mature sexually that men are.

Keep this in mind.

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