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I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?

 
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Enjoy your STD
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
When I was 23 I met this divorced 38 year gal at a party. She was pretty had a great body and the best Tits I ever saw. I hit on her and we ended up dating for a couple of years. Best sex I ever had and I had quite a bit before her. Long story short, I married her and never regretted a thing. Its 20 years she still is great at sex, but she turned into being one of the best people I ever met. I feel it was my lucky day when I met her.
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Bring Geritol.
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
When I was 23 I met this divorced 38 year gal at a party. She was pretty had a great body and the best Tits I ever saw. I hit on her and we ended up dating for a couple of years. Best sex I ever had and I had quite a bit before her. Long story short, I married her and never regretted a thing. Its 20 years she still is great at sex, but she turned into being one of the best people I ever met. I feel it was my lucky day when I met her.
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So now you are 43 married to an almost 60 yo woman. Hope you don't mind changing diapers.
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
When I was 23 I met this divorced 38 year gal at a party. She was pretty had a great body and the best Tits I ever saw. I hit on her and we ended up dating for a couple of years. Best sex I ever had and I had quite a bit before her. Long story short, I married her and never regretted a thing. Its 20 years she still is great at sex, but she turned into being one of the best people I ever met. I feel it was my lucky day when I met her.
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So now you are 43 married to an almost 60 yo woman. Hope you don't mind changing diapers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4906695


She is still one sexy women. I think you need to rethink what the present 60 means. Still great body and very few wrinkles. No, I'm quite happy with the package. She is light years ahead of me on adventurous sex.
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11/20/2011 01:20 PM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
foreplay with older women

suck my dick
play with my balls
get me a sammich and a frosty beverage
don't talk so much

a balk at any of those and they are gone, unless they are a 1 %er the rest are just sperm receptacles
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11/20/2011 01:24 PM
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pics or bs ??
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bring a razor or electric buzzer
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
When I was 23 I met this divorced 38 year gal at a party. She was pretty had a great body and the best Tits I ever saw. I hit on her and we ended up dating for a couple of years. Best sex I ever had and I had quite a bit before her. Long story short, I married her and never regretted a thing. Its 20 years she still is great at sex, but she turned into being one of the best people I ever met. I feel it was my lucky day when I met her.
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lucky you two.

as for the lame brain comments, pathetic...
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11/20/2011 01:59 PM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
It is not pure BS....When I was 30 I went a little crazy and joined Adultfriendfinder.com....Got mucho 50 year old pussy. It was SO great! I must have bagged around 15 women. Friends of the ones I had met up with too! After that experience I MARRIED a 51 year old. Not from AFF....

Been married 5 years. Older women KNOW what they want. I hate younger women.
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Wow. You're an idiot.
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11/20/2011 02:17 PM
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bring a pair of leather gloves and an oyster shucker......
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11/20/2011 02:31 PM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
foreplay with older women

suck my dick
play with my balls
get me a sammich and a frosty beverage
don't talk so much

a balk at any of those and they are gone, unless they are a 1 %er the rest are just sperm receptacles
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Gosh what a catch you are!
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11/20/2011 02:36 PM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Um...guys. Old men have been screwing and marrying young girls forever! What's the damn difference?! Personally I like older guys, way more mature but they must still be adventurous ; )
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Don't call her maam, don't call her mom, and if she good lookin...call her a whore wile f'in the f out of her.
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11/20/2011 02:41 PM
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Have we heard from OP?

I bet the 50-yr old turned out to be a 65-yr-old queen with roofies
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11/20/2011 02:46 PM
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take a crowbar
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11/21/2011 03:13 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Ok guys thanks for the interesting input. Appreciated that some of you took the time to flick some constructive criticisim my way. As for the trolls; like I really care what you think anyway.
This was a real post by the way, and it happened exactly like I said it did.
Still, it did feel weird knowing that she was 20 years older than me.. but all in all it was fun and she went out of her way to show me a good time.
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11/21/2011 03:35 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
she would oral for an hour easy and slow
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now that's the kind of woman
I want. At least twice a day ;)
lol
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
It is not pure BS....When I was 30 I went a little crazy and joined Adultfriendfinder.com....Got mucho 50 year old pussy. It was SO great! I must have bagged around 15 women. Friends of the ones I had met up with too! After that experience I MARRIED a 51 year old. Not from AFF....

Been married 5 years. Older women KNOW what they want. I hate younger women.
 Quoting: BANE 1086249


Now there is a guy who knows the score. Fucking AMAZING experience

applause2uk
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This guy has women figured out... they don't know what the hell they want until 40+, save yourself the heartache and get an older model, they'll appreciate you more, and when the lights go out you'll never look back :):5a:
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AIDS PATIENT ARRIVED HERE 1rof1
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Not to forget the other diseases. Try to claim you are using a rubber to not impregnate her, when you find out that does not work claim an infectious thing if need be.
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11/21/2011 04:11 AM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
This is a serious post, I met her online. She lives locally and now she wants me to come over tonight and 'get it on' with her. She's been sending me saucy messages all day which I won't repeat on here about what she thinks is going to happen tonight.
What's your opinion? Dare I?
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Take some Lube
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
This is a serious post, I met her online. She lives locally and now she wants me to come over tonight and 'get it on' with her. She's been sending me saucy messages all day which I won't repeat on here about what she thinks is going to happen tonight.
What's your opinion? Dare I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5712509

Take some Lube
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
This is a serious post, I met her online. She lives locally and now she wants me to come over tonight and 'get it on' with her. She's been sending me saucy messages all day which I won't repeat on here about what she thinks is going to happen tonight.
What's your opinion? Dare I?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5712509


hitit
Go for it man. Make sure you do it raw dog. It's the only way to go!
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11/21/2011 12:51 PM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Ok I did it DAMMIT@! I tried to talk myself out of it, but went ahead and did it anyway.
This gal had a KILLER body and holds her age really well, like super fit trim sexy body.
When I got there the place was lit with candles so she looked more like she was in her 30's.
Fuckdammit, I tried to stop myself but the temptation was too great, and to be honest it was really good fun too. I even got a free massage out of it and somehow managed to avoid doing anything dirty or touching her with my mouth in any way, lol! She went at it like a champ though!
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I salute you!
popcornmoshpit
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Yes, half your age plus seven. Find yourself a twenty-two year old woman. Get married and live a life honoring God.
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Bring plenty of ky for that jurrasic pussy
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
Ignore all these agist barstewards, fuck em, fuck her. An older women is an experience :)

The ONLY thing that beats that is when my m8 got a MoM & Daughter pair in Ibiza. Now that's fucking ROCKO, also one feather in his cap that I wouldn't mind having :D
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You Sir are now my hero!
yessir
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any port in a storm sideways
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11/21/2011 12:56 PM
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
GO SLIP HER THE BEEF.
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Re: I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?
When I was 23 I met this divorced 38 year gal at a party. She was pretty had a great body and the best Tits I ever saw. I hit on her and we ended up dating for a couple of years. Best sex I ever had and I had quite a bit before her. Long story short, I married her and never regretted a thing. Its 20 years she still is great at sex, but she turned into being one of the best people I ever met. I feel it was my lucky day when I met her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1324049


Thats hot. Did she give you a kid? or kids?

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