I'm 30 and this 50yo single woman wants me to meet up with her tonight, any advice?

my 20 yr younger husband of plenty of yrs said...


You do not meet cougars on the internet, they prowel for real...


I am not sure if I am a cougar as some have called me a saber tooth...

Now there is a guy who knows the score. Fucking AMAZING experience

prowl



oops

better to actually become friends...before you bone...or you are a bonehead...

i'm an 'older' woman (age is so irrelevant) who is in good health and youthful. young men pursue me, which is all well and fine since i don't have ageism, but most seem to think older women are just looking for sex, thus they see them as someone to have a good time with until they find someone younger. anyway, just to say, glad not all young men see older (mature) women as someone to 'bag'.

Forget about having an orgasm.....You may as well go to wall mart and throw a sausage down one of the aisles!

Wear a Wilford Brimley mask and post vids.

wilfred grimley was gay...

Lube, you're gonna need it.

any port in a storm

Yup. Candles are the key.

She's got 20 years on you, I imagine there's a lot you'll learn from her and it may not all be good.

Be careful!

If she told you she's 50 then she's probably 60

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look on the bright side.

she's not looking to trap you.

she just wants your dick.

enjoy it.

Tell her to take a shower. If she tells you that she just did, tell her to take another one, and shave her ass this time.
It will create just the right amount of tension to keep things nice and dicey.

I was 19 and in the Coast Guard. We ported into Cairo, IL., with our Buoy Tender, SUMAC, along the muddy Mississippi late one cold night. I was young, dumb (handsome/built)and full of cum, as the saying goes. Bar Flys loved Military "Cunt-Caps." Beer-goggles made them all beautiful.
I walked into town to an old crusty bar. There sat the most gorgeous, blonde 50+/- year old woman. She was on me like white on rice.
Once I arrive to her place, the clothes hit the floor and BAMMO....her 50 year old punnani felt like 200 degrees fahrenheit molten lava. Could have been from the Bengay, I reckon.
I don't regret tappin that to this day. I only regret not tappin it repeatedly.
Ewww. She's probably 90 now. Uglier than Mr. Thug Cat.

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damn im almost 30 i want a cougar 20+ how do i get one online.op r u gd looking whats your secret

Good story bro

i banged a 46 year old when i was 26. she was pretty good. i gave it to her good and then she let me housesit her mansion for the summer.

eventually her husband found out and now she lost her house and lives on the other side of the country.

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when I was early 20's I hooked up with this religious women in her 50's...

Hit it 7 times in about half day. she could not get enuff and i remember being sore nor having any interest in sex for weeks...she even called me the next day!

she would oral for an hour easy and slow....many times i thought of calling her up but never did. wish I had now for that whole summer.

young girls tend to be selfish and have no humility...i never bothered with any girl my age or lower unless they where hot for me..

let the younger chase you and if they don't so what...

chase the older ones... they can be unbelievable...

Enjoy your STD

When I was 23 I met this divorced 38 year gal at a party. She was pretty had a great body and the best Tits I ever saw. I hit on her and we ended up dating for a couple of years. Best sex I ever had and I had quite a bit before her. Long story short, I married her and never regretted a thing. Its 20 years she still is great at sex, but she turned into being one of the best people I ever met. I feel it was my lucky day when I met her.