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Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!

 
Dr.DoomLittle

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11/22/2012 09:08 AM
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some famous quotes on marriage

It'll ruin your life.

All you're doing is trading one set of problems for another.

Marriage is like a hot bath. It's not so hot anymore once you get used to it.

It's the most effective way to end your sex life.

And probably the most famous quote: DON'T GET MARRIED
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 501924


it sounds like op is doing it nonchalanty; like its a novel idea so lets just go with it..

BIG MISTAKE...

better make sure its for real.

Most importantly, find how big her family is, and if they are broke.

Find out if she is broke.

They will use love to use you. You could get trapped into all kinds of debt.

I will tell you; beware. NEVER EVER NVER EVER be nonchalant, or novel about getting married.

It worked out for me, but i found out the truth and I was used, the entire time and nothing in return, no finacial help, poor family means you pay for other family members, like brothers, and if shes an immigrant, you end up sending moey overseas; helpng family come over, etc... it all costs money.

and after all, they dont even fucking appreciate it; not even grateful.
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11/22/2012 09:17 AM
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Hey at least you're gonna have a blissful month of happiness! Good for you!
Perhaps your union will activate the GLP effect and save the planet from mega-doom!(no pressure lol)
THE EARTH depends on you! good luck!!!!!!!!!!!
hfclappasmile_kissblobrdogpile
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11/22/2012 09:23 AM
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P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


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11/22/2012 09:26 AM
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I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


Congratulations! Best wishes for a long and happy life together! We just had our 46th anniversary! Prepare for the bumps in the road and move over them slowly and with cautious patience and love and it will be the biggest and most well worth accomplishment of your life.
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11/22/2012 09:44 AM
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laugh

Did you hear that there are three rings for marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding wing, and the SUFFFFFFFERRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
Anonymous Coward
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Happy anniversary! It takes a while to adjust. Get past the first 2 years and you're good for 20.


We've been happily married for 27 years...well 22 for her and 5 for me.


I still haven't passed Animal Husbandry 101. I don't think I ever will. But when I see my kids and grandson, it's all worth it.
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11/21/2013 11:31 PM
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I am the OP. 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

It has been good.
All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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11/21/2013 11:37 PM
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ahhh, marriage.

the debt slavery, the domestic prison, the bratty kids, hellish teenagers, .. later in life the homosexual fantasies, escapism, and of course, the daily nagging..

heaven is a palce on earth.
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clappa
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Congrats!

Best Wishes for a Blessed Marriage and a Partnership of Mutual honor, respect and inviting GOD to always strengthen you in your union of Love and Commitment...



hfhfhfhf
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11/21/2013 11:42 PM

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I am the OP. 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

It has been good.
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie

no shit OP, your still at it, nice to know there is hope for the doomtards.

KCCO
Stuff and goodies...
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Wishing you a long happy life together full of love, joy, bliss, prosperity and harmony and lots of hot, horny sex! Congratulations!
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Congrats OP! I pray that your marriage last a lifetime =). hf
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Re: Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!
I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


happyheart

Congratulations & may you and your Princess live a long happy & blissful life together,


ps we marry in 5 weeks,


luvya
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I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


Why do you need good luck?
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I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


Good Luck!!! Many Blessings to u both!!!

hf
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Happy Anniversary!
"Don't look back, you're not going that way."

"As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.”
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11/21/2013 11:56 PM
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Good Luck to you!

Been there, done that, and the best advice I have to impart is that patience is the greatest virtue of all.
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11/21/2013 11:58 PM
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I am the OP. 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

It has been good.
 Quoting: Battlestar Valkyrie


It lasted much longer than you wanted then?

goaway (Yep that was me back then)


LOL! Congratulations to you both.

Wishing you many, many years of wonderful happiness.
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11/22/2013 12:02 AM
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so you haven't had children (spawns that suck you dry) yet
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11/22/2013 12:04 AM
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we've lost another one over..

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How romantic!!!!! Does she know you post it every year?
Happy Anniversary!!

blwkss

luvya
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I love doom threads like this
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someone pin this
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My sincere hope is that you will be the best of friends.

Ain't nothing better than a best friend and love.
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HAPPY 2 YEARS!!!

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11/22/2013 01:33 AM
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Good luck, boyo! Make that woman happy.
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just kidding!




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Re: Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!
I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


Congratulations OP, marriage is holy, it is s Sacrament.

And, 3pm, I am sure you realize is a holy hour.
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Congrats!!
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congrats - all the best to you and your new Wife !
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Rock on and all the best! I have been married 32 years and it has been great. I love my wife and I love life, it can be done!

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