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Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!

 
Dr.DoomLittle

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11/22/2012 09:08 AM
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Re: Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!
some famous quotes on marriage

It'll ruin your life.

All you're doing is trading one set of problems for another.

Marriage is like a hot bath. It's not so hot anymore once you get used to it.

It's the most effective way to end your sex life.

And probably the most famous quote: DON'T GET MARRIED
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it sounds like op is doing it nonchalanty; like its a novel idea so lets just go with it..

BIG MISTAKE...

better make sure its for real.

Most importantly, find how big her family is, and if they are broke.

Find out if she is broke.

They will use love to use you. You could get trapped into all kinds of debt.

I will tell you; beware. NEVER EVER NVER EVER be nonchalant, or novel about getting married.

It worked out for me, but i found out the truth and I was used, the entire time and nothing in return, no finacial help, poor family means you pay for other family members, like brothers, and if shes an immigrant, you end up sending moey overseas; helpng family come over, etc... it all costs money.

and after all, they dont even fucking appreciate it; not even grateful.
TXtoasted

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11/22/2012 09:17 AM
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Hey at least you're gonna have a blissful month of happiness! Good for you!
Perhaps your union will activate the GLP effect and save the planet from mega-doom!(no pressure lol)
THE EARTH depends on you! good luck!!!!!!!!!!!
hfclappasmile_kissblobrdogpile
Vinyard
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11/22/2012 09:23 AM

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P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


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11/22/2012 09:26 AM
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Re: Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!
I am 34 and this is my first marriage. Been going to a lot of school, working, and finally I found someone who has been doing the same. Anyway wish me luck!

P.S. I tried to get her to do it on Dec 21, but she is not as much of a doomtard as I am. LOL!!!!
 Quoting: LOLICOPTER!


Congratulations! Best wishes for a long and happy life together! We just had our 46th anniversary! Prepare for the bumps in the road and move over them slowly and with cautious patience and love and it will be the biggest and most well worth accomplishment of your life.
Nibibu Obungo

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11/22/2012 09:44 AM
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laugh

Did you hear that there are three rings for marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding wing, and the SUFFFFFFFERRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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The heavens declare the glory of the bomb. And the firmament showeth His handiwork.
His sound is gone out unto all lands. And his light unto the ends of the world.

Glory be to the bomb and the Holy Fallout - As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be; world without end. Amen.
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11/22/2012 09:47 AM
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Re: Getting married today at 3PM MST.... Wish me luck GLP!
Happy anniversary! It takes a while to adjust. Get past the first 2 years and you're good for 20.


We've been happily married for 27 years...well 22 for her and 5 for me.


I still haven't passed Animal Husbandry 101. I don't think I ever will. But when I see my kids and grandson, it's all worth it.